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Bland 10k milestone post

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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-04 04:28:42
July 06 2016 21:44 GMT
#1
It’s customary for people on this forum to write a cool blog when they reach certain milestones in terms of number of posts, and it’s customary for my posts to lean toward the shitposting end of the spectrum. Since I’m nothing if not a man who respects tradition but stumbles and falls when trying to adhere to it, this post will be no different and it will suck shit. I’ve just noticed I broke the 10k mark and it happens to be my birthday in Korea, yet I have nothing to say. Sorry. I still want to write this mostly because I want to do a few shoutouts at the end.

Here’s an underwhelming autobiography. I’ve been on TL for many years now, my formative years were spent writing garbage, a craft I mastered on World of Warcraft in the darkest years of my life. Dark not because they were hard, quite the contrary – I’m the definition of a spoiled brat. I say those years were dark because they made me a piece of shit. One of my first posts on TL included pictures of a Bible I vandalized in a hotel by opening beers off of it. I was that edgy atheist. Since then, I haven’t gotten much better, but any and all improvement in my despicable character are improvements I owe entirely to the great people on Team Liquid.

Of all the forums I frequent, this one has been the most conducive to personal growth and it has allowed me to meet a bunch of great people I still look up to today. TL has a lot of very smart, thoughtful and kind people who have made me a better person and I’ve probably learned more from people here than I have in all the years I’ve spent in University.

I want to give a shoutout to the following people in no particular order
• Riku who I cyberbullied on TL. I assume she’ll never see this and it’s great because I don’t want to address this. I was a dick to you and you didn’t deserve that. She has since crowdfunded a game and I wish her every success.
• Amazingxkcd who's a brilliant writer and community dudebro in the CSGO subforum and a cool guy.
• R1CH who’s an inspiration to the techie inside me.
• Luolis for being Finnish
• Steelavocado for the Diablo days
• DarkPlasmaBall you are awesome and I owe you a beer just because you exist
• Seeker for unreasonable mod action against me
• Wombat_NI for his foreign wisdom
• xDaunt for his alien form of intelligence
• Day9 for saying you shouldn’t be ashamed to be who you are
• NonY for being a baller
• Lee Young Ho, Lee Jae Dong and Kim Taek Yong for showing me true skill.
• And I forget many other amazing people I’ve laughed with and fought with on here. Cheers to all of you.


I’ll see you all again on 100k.

[image loading]

*****
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 06 2016 22:22 GMT
#2
welcome to the club!
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
July 06 2016 23:24 GMT
#3
This is a bland congrats
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
July 07 2016 01:44 GMT
#4
On July 07 2016 07:22 Chairman Ray wrote:
welcome to the club!

any cool perks?


grats btw
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
July 07 2016 01:45 GMT
#5
On July 07 2016 10:44 StorrZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2016 07:22 Chairman Ray wrote:
welcome to the club!

any cool perks?


grats btw

I hear there are jackets
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37125 Posts
July 07 2016 07:14 GMT
#6
On July 07 2016 06:44 Djzapz wrote:
• Seeker for unreasonable mod action against me

Sigh... Welp, time to warn again.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 07 2016 07:53 GMT
#7
On July 07 2016 10:45 Cricketer12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2016 10:44 StorrZerg wrote:
On July 07 2016 07:22 Chairman Ray wrote:
welcome to the club!

any cool perks?


grats btw

I hear there are jackets


And pants with an enlarged crotch region
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46722 Posts
July 07 2016 11:08 GMT
#8
Congratulations on your milestone!

DarkPlasmaBall you are awesome and I owe you a beer just because you exist


Thank you for the shout-out! Here's to 10K more posts!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Ragnarork
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
France9034 Posts
July 07 2016 14:21 GMT
#9
I have nothing to say.


You do! Everyone does.

Gratz on the milestone!
LiquipediaWanderer
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
July 07 2016 20:24 GMT
#10
Good post
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
TL+ Member
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-07 22:05:19
July 07 2016 22:04 GMT
#11
On July 08 2016 05:24 The_Templar wrote:
Good post

Thanks man. With some luck it'll counterbalance today's bad ones.

Cheers guys :D
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
July 08 2016 03:43 GMT
#12
On July 07 2016 06:44 Djzapz wrote:


old

Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
xDaunt
Profile Joined March 2010
United States17988 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-08 20:17:30
July 08 2016 16:50 GMT
#13
Congratulations. It's been fun having you around.

But damn, "alien form of intelligence?" Is my kind that damned under-represented around here?
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18876 Posts
July 08 2016 18:22 GMT
#14
^lol

Welcome to the 10k clurb.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9644 Posts
July 08 2016 18:44 GMT
#15
shit when did you all post so much.
congrats! post post post.
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
July 08 2016 19:28 GMT
#16
On July 09 2016 03:44 brian wrote:
shit when did you all post so much.
congrats! post post post.

It comes down to knowing the right moments to spam.
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 08 2016 23:07 GMT
#17
On July 09 2016 04:28 Cricketer12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2016 03:44 brian wrote:
shit when did you all post so much.
congrats! post post post.

It comes down to knowing the right moments to spam.


^this
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
July 09 2016 02:36 GMT
#18
Grats on 10k!
I see the picture you included, but where's your picture with a silly face?
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
TL+ Member
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-09 05:26:23
July 09 2016 05:25 GMT
#19
On July 09 2016 11:36 Danglars wrote:
Grats on 10k!
I see the picture you included, but where's your picture with a silly face?

I can't make silly faces because I have no muscles in my face but I have this 3 year old picture of me with funny facial hair after an adventurous shave.

[image loading]
(Not a predator)
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 09 2016 21:44 GMT
#20
I have a lot of shitposting to catch up on
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
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