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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 15:41:14
December 05 2013 16:10 GMT
#1
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#ESPORTSPROBLEMS


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Two years, three months, and sixteen days ago, GHOSTCLAW and I discussed the creation of an ESPORTS humor blog while shindigs sat between us. That idea became #ESPORTSPROBLEMS, a sort of #firstworldproblems, but for ESPORTS.

While created anonymously, it was not meant to be so, save for the hilarious situation in which shindigs, who was present at the birth of the cool, did not realize who was behind the blog for quite the longest time. It then became an inside joke to remain anonymous and direct people's attention to other people as to the ownership of the blog and the brand. However, the time for anonymity has long past.

With that, I would like to present the ESPORTSPROBLEMS team:
  • itsjustatank — a tank who needs your votes
    + Show Spoiler [pandering part 3] +
    Poll: stuchiu vs itsjustatank?

    itsjustatank (162)
     
    61%

    stuchiu (103)
     
    39%

    265 total votes

    Your vote: stuchiu vs itsjustatank?

    (Vote): stuchiu
    (Vote): itsjustatank

  • GHOSTCLAW — a starving Asian-American child of ESPORTS.
    + Show Spoiler [please #feedtherobbie] +

  • 8mmspikes — formerly the most ubiquitous Twitch.TV chat mod ever, on-and-off mafia player, former target of the 'who is #ESPORTSPROBLEMS' game, /r/itmejp moderator, and cool guy.
  • shindigs — an #ESPORTSPROBLEMS sponsored player for Divekick, Mafia, and Hearthstone. He is allowed to stream anything concurrent and adjacent to said titles.
    + Show Spoiler [announcement] +
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If you are not familiar with #ESPORTSPROBLEMS, take a look at the following excerpts from the one-year anniversary compilation.

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see the rest of the one-year compilation on issuu


This is also an announcement of an announcement, because the second year compilation is due, and I think I'll start work on that tonight. Keep your eyes and votes on this blog!

An #ESPORTSPROBLEMS production
PHOTOS: silverfire and Carlton Beener


****
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
December 05 2013 16:13 GMT
#2
plz more

so entertaining
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
December 05 2013 16:15 GMT
#3
On December 06 2013 01:13 StorrZerg wrote:
plz more

so entertaining


Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
Eri
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
December 05 2013 16:15 GMT
#4
ilu tank
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
December 05 2013 16:15 GMT
#5
haha u r so funny
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 05 2013 16:16 GMT
#6
go vote for him
Poll: itsjustatank vs Zealously?

itsjustatank (209)
 
59%

Zealously (143)
 
41%

352 total votes

Your vote: itsjustatank vs Zealously?

(Vote): itsjustatank
(Vote): Zealously

PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 05 2013 16:19 GMT
#7
5/5 except I still voted for Zealously
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
December 05 2013 16:20 GMT
#8
batman reveals himself as bruce wayne to win internet popularity contest
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
DinoToss
Profile Joined August 2013
Poland507 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-05 16:25:54
December 05 2013 16:25 GMT
#9
oh i missed stephano shenanigans

edit: obviously spelled wrong
My wrist really started to flare up. My colossi number started to pile up and with the last of my concentration I prepared for a win.
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
December 05 2013 16:57 GMT
#10
voted for you cuz dirty startale fan
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
December 05 2013 17:17 GMT
#11
I thank you.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
8mmspikes
Profile Joined January 2012
United States1704 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-05 17:20:02
December 05 2013 17:19 GMT
#12
Thanks for all my fans, I hope to show you good content.

:7
Suppy fan | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ WELL MET ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | http://www.twitter.com/8mmspikes
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
December 05 2013 17:35 GMT
#13
im sorry zealously
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
December 05 2013 17:47 GMT
#14
good blog, voted for zealously
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-05 17:50:17
December 05 2013 17:49 GMT
#15
tank wtf

(Lichter and Serejai <3)
AdministratorBreak the chains
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 05 2013 17:50 GMT
#16
you should have posted this earlier, I already voted zealously
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
December 05 2013 17:52 GMT
#17
I vote for myself. <-- Takes all the esports money and runs.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
December 05 2013 18:41 GMT
#18
On December 06 2013 02:50 The_Templar wrote:
you should have posted this earlier, I already voted zealously


It's ok I still love you.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 05 2013 20:20 GMT
#19
On December 06 2013 01:20 shindigs wrote:
batman reveals himself as bruce wayne to win internet popularity contest


sounds like a .....

+ Show Spoiler +

#esportsproblem
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
December 05 2013 20:22 GMT
#20
Serious problems imo
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
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