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RevTiberius
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada353 Posts
May 10 2012 04:26 GMT
#1
Today I was told that when I see mutas I have to up the ante air...

I reserve judgement on whether that's funny or not...

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Teaching Chess to a Starcraft 2 Grandmaster: http://revtiberius.blogspot.ca
Th1rdEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1074 Posts
May 10 2012 04:38 GMT
#2
I had to read it twice cuz im kinda tired but.. LOL
from the days of: TheMarine [NC]...YellOw [H.O.T.]-Forever99 OgOgO [_MuMyung_] ChRh PlayGrrrr.... SlayerS_`BoxeR` [Oops]Reach [ReD]NaDa [DF]zergboy..!! Pusan[S.G] Nal_rA GARIMTO SSamJJang ChoJJa JinSu Silent_Control iloveoov H_PauL_WII JulyZerg [DaK]JoYo
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
May 10 2012 04:53 GMT
#3
5/5 would read again

Mods feature this blog plz
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
May 10 2012 04:59 GMT
#4
ROFL

5/5

Best blog ever
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 10 2012 05:06 GMT
#5
oh dear.
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
May 10 2012 05:13 GMT
#6
Not sure if it's lame or just terranble.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 10 2012 05:50 GMT
#7
how did the terran get to the other side of the road?
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
May 10 2012 06:11 GMT
#8
On May 10 2012 14:50 Roe wrote:
how did the terran get to the other side of the road?


they-ran?
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
May 10 2012 06:13 GMT
#9
i don't get it
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9111 Posts
May 10 2012 06:14 GMT
#10
I'm not sure if I'm missing something or I do see it but just don't find it that amusing.
SkyBlaze
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada191 Posts
May 10 2012 06:16 GMT
#11
Te(rran) = They(rran)

Funny sort of this one but the op was lol worthy
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 10 2012 06:47 GMT
#12
It's a Tasteless quote from some random video :x
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 10 2012 07:13 GMT
#13
Haha, nice one.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-10 09:32:54
May 10 2012 09:32 GMT
#14
What do you call doctor zerglings?
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Healings!
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
May 10 2012 11:24 GMT
#15
Is this going to be a daily thing? :D

and my favorite Terran joke has to be "what do you call a one-legged marine?"
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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
May 10 2012 11:25 GMT
#16
I don't get it =(
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 10 2012 12:06 GMT
#17
On May 10 2012 20:25 Azera wrote:
I don't get it =(

Read it aloud. Didn't get it the first time around either.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
May 10 2012 13:15 GMT
#18
I still don't get it...
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-10 13:52:36
May 10 2012 13:52 GMT
#19
Ante is what you have to pay in poker before each hand starts... not sure what's so funny...
"The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. " - Charlie Chaplin
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
May 10 2012 13:57 GMT
#20
On May 10 2012 22:52 Xiron wrote:
Ante is what you have to pay in poker before each hand starts... not sure what's so funny...

Up the ante. Google that term.

Sounds like anti.
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
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