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Osmeus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-29 10:48:57
May 29 2011 02:40 GMT
#1
Hey Guys, not many of you know me but. I'm really a fun person to play and talk to. Friends tell me to joke around with their friends because I really don't get annoyed, EVER! and they think it's fun for others to mess around with them. Anyways, I have here one of my latest victims, his name is "Garface" and here it is.

[Before you read: The victim uses inappropriate language and cursing]

You: HI
what are you doing?
garface: playing stacraft
You: oh
yeah, im still at detention
i hate our math teacher
so are you coming to school monday?
are you going to school monday?
i need to ask you for the english homework
i forgot to do it
garface: dude i have no clue what the fuck u are asking or who u are
You: dude, im ur best friend
i always talk to you at schol
school
remember?
garface: i dont know who u are
You: so are u gonna do our english homework?
what?
dude
give me a list of name
s
of ur friends
ill tell you who i wam
who i am*
garface: whats my name?
You: dude, why are u fking with me
garface: unblock cryptos
You: who is that?
who is cryptos
garface: thats your friend
You: hmmm, what???
no i need to talk to tom
can i speak to tom plz
i need his homework
garface: i dont know who u are i think u have the wrong guy
You: dude stop man
i know u like to joke arround
but this is not the time
i might flunk the year
if you dont help me
garface: DUDE
You: what?
garface: I DONT KNOW WHO U ARE
You: dude
come on mn
if u dont wanna help me
garface: PLEASE LISTEN
You: lets just 3v3
come on
garface: I DONT KNOW WHO ARE
You: listen to what
can you just tell me the question for number 1
through 7
ill do 14-20 by myself
garface: dude
You: ?
garface: i am a little fucking kid
You: yes, we go to skewl together
im fking little too
ur older then me
garface: i have no clue what u are talking about
You: come on man
dony fk with me
this isnt funny
garface: im not who u think i am
You: yes u are man
i went to ur sleep over
last year
of course its me
ofcourse u know hwo i am
garface: no i dont know u
You: so, what you are saying is that
you are not tom jefferson?
garface: please do your homeowrk its only 11
You: aka, horge washington
garface: im not
You: what?
ur not horge washington?
oh sorry man
i though u were horge washington
so when is he comming on?
garface: my name is ford genereaux i live in new hmapshire
i have no fuking clue who u are
You: yeah i know you are ford genereaux
we sti at lunch together
of course i know your name
garface: whats yur name then?
You: my name is horge cluney
ur best friend
garface: I DONT KNOW U
You: yo, just sht the fk up
garface: one of us is insane
You: and give me the answeres
you are!
omg how can you keep playing with me
garface: dude
You: im so anoyed!
JUST TELL ME
garface: I DONT KNOW
HEAR MY VOICE
can u hear me
You: yeah
speak
speak
click the ~
~~~~~
garface: hear me
You: speak
i cant hear you
?
garface: i dont know u
You: yes you do man
garface: call the house of tom jefferson
im not him
You: fine i will call you
garface: im not him
You: wiat
let me call you
i got u on speed dial
ull see
ok
you said
you are onlin
e
as garface
garface: dude
You: and that it was all a prank
you also just said
i will keep acting like im not me
garface: U SON OF A BITCH\
You: untill you pay me my 5 dollars
ok dude
just stop acting
garface: U FUKING ASSHOLE U MAKING THIS ALL UP
You: its over man
no im not
garface: im blocking u
You: why u left party for
u said u were gonna party
with me
and play 2v2
and get grand mother league
garface: dude
dude
You: for 2v2
garface: i dont nkow u
You: yeah?
dude you can keep acting
garface: dude
You: but i know its you
garface: dude
You: you cant fool me
garface: no u dont
You: yes i do
you just told me on the phone
omg dude
let me call u again
garface: whats the name of the school i go to
You: the name is
!@#$%^ !@#$%^
garface: wrong
You: oh dng wtf, the name is filtered
wow blizzard u sux
they filtered the name
of our school
The player is ignoring you.
You: now
The player is ignoring you.
You: lol
The player is ignoring you.

***
Flash, you're the greatest, behold! the savior of the terran race. tananananaanann
Cryptos
Profile Joined May 2011
United States35 Posts
May 29 2011 02:43 GMT
#2
Lawlsauce, that's just wow....just wow
ganbatte ♥
Steveh
Profile Joined October 2009
United States112 Posts
May 29 2011 02:48 GMT
#3
its going to be hard to top this in funny starcraft II conversation #2
Osmeus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
May 29 2011 02:48 GMT
#4
Lol, Yeah, its pretty wowing.
Flash, you're the greatest, behold! the savior of the terran race. tananananaanann
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 29 2011 02:48 GMT
#5
You're no bloodninja, I'll say that much
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Osmeus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
May 29 2011 02:48 GMT
#6
Oh Steveh, Yes... I will have to be very creative next time. LOL!
Flash, you're the greatest, behold! the savior of the terran race. tananananaanann
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
May 29 2011 03:15 GMT
#7
Well, That was some intense banter there, Too bad he did not remember you, must have been awkward at skewl the next day.
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
rift
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1819 Posts
May 29 2011 03:17 GMT
#8
grand mother league, lols
Cryptos
Profile Joined May 2011
United States35 Posts
May 29 2011 03:30 GMT
#9
lol wow xDDDD
ganbatte ♥
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
May 29 2011 03:35 GMT
#10
That was great >.<
Imerej
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada291 Posts
May 29 2011 03:52 GMT
#11
Hilarious lol
Osmeus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
May 29 2011 03:54 GMT
#12
lol, thnx guys!
Flash, you're the greatest, behold! the savior of the terran race. tananananaanann
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 29 2011 06:14 GMT
#13
that was a lot funnier than I expected ahahaha
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
R1cE
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States59 Posts
May 29 2011 06:17 GMT
#14
"oh dng wtf, the name is filtered
wow blizzard u sux"


LOLOLOL. Good job man. That was quite entertaining. Looking forward to #2!
ESPRITsc
Profile Joined April 2011
200 Posts
May 29 2011 06:34 GMT
#15
Haha that was a fun read!
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
May 29 2011 06:54 GMT
#16
Sigh...i can't believe i found that enjoyable.
Jaedong :3
nozh
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada93 Posts
May 29 2011 07:17 GMT
#17
chat logs lol~~
Osmeus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States40 Posts
May 29 2011 22:23 GMT
#18
Lol, yeah I wanted to add everything how it was in SC2. ^^
Flash, you're the greatest, behold! the savior of the terran race. tananananaanann
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