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ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
February 17 2011 16:53 GMT
#41
This thread has become a troll paradox. Are the people being trolled, the trollers?
secret - never again
IntoTheEmo
Profile Joined February 2009
Singapore1169 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-17 17:01:36
February 17 2011 16:59 GMT
#42
Guess both of them like Milkis too (the drink).

Bought a couple while shopping for Bacchus, they're pretty good.

I think Milkis would be the better milkis at casting, pretty sure he's watched enough BW to at least know what to talk about, from what I can see Kelly has little RTS experience.

Or he could like explain stuff about the Korean players kinda like Susie in GOM Classic 2.
MMOs kill APM. However Proleague plus BW Proscene music increase APM -> 100. 이제동 Fighting! Highest ranked Jaedong owner in FPL10 = clearly #1 Jaedong fan~! <- Keeping my sig from 2010
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
February 17 2011 17:11 GMT
#43
Hahahahaha, I would love to see Milkis casting Sc2.
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aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
February 17 2011 17:13 GMT
#44
Nobody is getting trolled

GL IN GSL MILKIS <33

(lulz at first I was like "Stop lying! I haven't seen any thread about Milkis being in GSL" and then I finally understood somebody had a bit of confusion ;D)
Wahaha
Elefanto
Profile Joined May 2010
Switzerland3584 Posts
February 17 2011 17:39 GMT
#45
Looking forward to see you casting Milkis!

wat
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
February 17 2011 17:56 GMT
#46
GL Milkis Hyung I know you will do great
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
February 17 2011 17:59 GMT
#47
Good luck Milkis! I hope your new gig won't keep you from doing the things you do here for TL.
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
anatem
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania1369 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-17 18:43:12
February 17 2011 18:41 GMT
#48
you go girl! :-))
'Tis with our Judgements as our Watches, none / Go just alike, yet each believes his own.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
February 17 2011 21:30 GMT
#49
HOLY SHIT.
I thought you were actually...
wow.

I almost got mindfucked, then mindfucked again.

Actually. It did happen.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
IS_MiB
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada6 Posts
February 17 2011 21:49 GMT
#50
I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Ms. Kelly Milkies is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All she does is place abhorrent cutthroats at the top of the social hierarchy. I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Kelly's imprecations have become because doing so clearly demonstrates how if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of her teachings, one is promptly condemned as saturnine, sullen, flagitious, or whatever epithet she deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. If the only way to teach morbid ninnies about tolerance is for me to roll over and play dead, then so be it. It would undoubtedly be worth it because we should find the inner strength to free her mind from the constricting trammels of egotism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that Kelly wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving her lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that I am tired of hearing or reading that if Kelly kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick her toes and beg for another kick. You know that that is simply not true. She should not blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. Not now, not ever.

Kelly has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that unless we suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate, no real changes will ever occur. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying her repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Kelly is stepping over the line when she attempts to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria—way over the line. Alas, I would never take a job working for her. Given her two-faced commentaries, who would want to? Following this line of logic, it would appear that Kelly and her brethren are a bunch of schemers. As you know, schemers are cheapskates; cheapskates are wonks; wonks are scamps; and scamps all want to redefine success and obscure failure. The point is that Kelly should learn to appreciate what she has instead of feeling so oppressed because she can't do everything she wants every time she wants to. That's our situation today, in very rough outline. Of course, I've left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I've not mentioned that Ms. Kelly Milkies defines "truth" as "whatever promotes nonrepresentationalism". And I've ignored nativism altogether. I've simply pointed out one key fact: Experience shows that she faces moral disaster in her neighborhood, political disaster in her country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance.
...Its standard.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
February 17 2011 21:52 GMT
#51
I lol'd @ above.

WOOOOOOO.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
February 17 2011 21:55 GMT
#52
I needed this laugh, you go Milkis!
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
HowardRoark
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
1146 Posts
February 18 2011 00:47 GMT
#53
Fantastic! I'm happy, you're happy. Kelly, what do we have to expect?
"It is really good to get the double observatory if you want to get the speed and sight range for the observer simultaneously. It's a little bit of an advanced tactic, and by advanced, I mean really fucking bad."
FlowerbedOfDreams
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada126 Posts
February 18 2011 01:22 GMT
#54
LOL, you go Miss Milkis

But a word of caution: your admirers might expect something more than a "thanks for your support". You are a glamorous online celebrity after all (*ohgodicantkeepastraightfacetoofunny*)
"SKT is best KT." -Vortok
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
February 18 2011 01:39 GMT
#55
On February 18 2011 06:49 IS_MiB wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Ms. Kelly Milkies is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All she does is place abhorrent cutthroats at the top of the social hierarchy. I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Kelly's imprecations have become because doing so clearly demonstrates how if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of her teachings, one is promptly condemned as saturnine, sullen, flagitious, or whatever epithet she deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. If the only way to teach morbid ninnies about tolerance is for me to roll over and play dead, then so be it. It would undoubtedly be worth it because we should find the inner strength to free her mind from the constricting trammels of egotism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that Kelly wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving her lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that I am tired of hearing or reading that if Kelly kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick her toes and beg for another kick. You know that that is simply not true. She should not blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. Not now, not ever.

Kelly has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that unless we suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate, no real changes will ever occur. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying her repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Kelly is stepping over the line when she attempts to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria—way over the line. Alas, I would never take a job working for her. Given her two-faced commentaries, who would want to? Following this line of logic, it would appear that Kelly and her brethren are a bunch of schemers. As you know, schemers are cheapskates; cheapskates are wonks; wonks are scamps; and scamps all want to redefine success and obscure failure. The point is that Kelly should learn to appreciate what she has instead of feeling so oppressed because she can't do everything she wants every time she wants to. That's our situation today, in very rough outline. Of course, I've left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I've not mentioned that Ms. Kelly Milkies defines "truth" as "whatever promotes nonrepresentationalism". And I've ignored nativism altogether. I've simply pointed out one key fact: Experience shows that she faces moral disaster in her neighborhood, political disaster in her country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance.

I just checked out this guy's other posts, and though they are hilarious in the trolly kind of way, I have a feeling that he's been using a custom complaint generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Funny way of trolling the forums, though kinda lazy seeing how it was randomly generated.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
GenoZStriker
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2914 Posts
February 18 2011 02:02 GMT
#56
Good luck casting GSL Kellymilkis
eSports Prodigy & Illuminati member.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
February 18 2011 02:30 GMT
#57
On February 18 2011 10:39 eviltomahawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2011 06:49 IS_MiB wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Ms. Kelly Milkies is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All she does is place abhorrent cutthroats at the top of the social hierarchy. I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Kelly's imprecations have become because doing so clearly demonstrates how if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of her teachings, one is promptly condemned as saturnine, sullen, flagitious, or whatever epithet she deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. If the only way to teach morbid ninnies about tolerance is for me to roll over and play dead, then so be it. It would undoubtedly be worth it because we should find the inner strength to free her mind from the constricting trammels of egotism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that Kelly wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving her lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that I am tired of hearing or reading that if Kelly kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick her toes and beg for another kick. You know that that is simply not true. She should not blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. Not now, not ever.

Kelly has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that unless we suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate, no real changes will ever occur. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying her repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Kelly is stepping over the line when she attempts to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria—way over the line. Alas, I would never take a job working for her. Given her two-faced commentaries, who would want to? Following this line of logic, it would appear that Kelly and her brethren are a bunch of schemers. As you know, schemers are cheapskates; cheapskates are wonks; wonks are scamps; and scamps all want to redefine success and obscure failure. The point is that Kelly should learn to appreciate what she has instead of feeling so oppressed because she can't do everything she wants every time she wants to. That's our situation today, in very rough outline. Of course, I've left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I've not mentioned that Ms. Kelly Milkies defines "truth" as "whatever promotes nonrepresentationalism". And I've ignored nativism altogether. I've simply pointed out one key fact: Experience shows that she faces moral disaster in her neighborhood, political disaster in her country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance.

I just checked out this guy's other posts, and though they are hilarious in the trolly kind of way, I have a feeling that he's been using a custom complaint generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Funny way of trolling the forums, though kinda lazy seeing how it was randomly generated.


It is generated.
Similar writing style and word usage ALL over the internets.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-18 02:44:56
February 18 2011 02:43 GMT
#58
I think this blog is only going to increase the number of people who think KellyMilkies is Milkis

The choice of "ignore anyone who says otherwise"... hmm... so I guess the GSL's perspective is "We don't owe anybody anything"
6581
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 18 2011 04:47 GMT
#59
rofl omg hahahaha
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
February 18 2011 05:49 GMT
#60
seriously tho i first thought that too when I saw Kelly Milkies ... -_-

then this blog came up, i was like "hah knew it"

as i read further down i was like "silly me -_-"
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
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