EPTOriginally posted in here, read the OP for it's application.
A: Hey dude, did you ever watch SC:BW
B: Yea, a bit, like 1 or 2 videos here and there, what about it?
A: Well don't you remember Boxer's gosu Wraith control?
B: OMG yea, where the Zerg's natural was like exposed, and he killed every single drone in it.
A: Yyyeah, then got a million Marines and busted like 6 sunkens before lurker was finished. Old version ^^ keke.
B: Hunh? Yeah, I liked that game.
A: Do you remember WCG? With like Stork just fkin killing like every Terran on like 2 maps in the pool WITH THE SAME STRATEGY?
B: Uuh, sorry dude, I only watched a highlights video of that Boxer game, not WCG. The only WCG thing I've heard of with Stork is that game versus Satanik where he 2-gated vs 12-pool and I don't think he lost A SINGLE UNIT ALL GAME.
A: Yea, but compare that to manner-pyloning your opponent, and then BUILDING GATEWAYS behind his mineral line!
B: lolwut?
A: Nah, it's impossible, some scrubs on Battle.net were talking about it and I thought it was a funny idea.
B: Hmm.
A: You'd have to be, like, the best player in the world AND a sex-god to do that.
B: Hhm, not the sexy part, but still, *drool* ...
A: OMG I just remembered!
B: What?
A: Ok, what am I thinking of, what am I thinking of, "Nal Ra vs Savior".
B: Oh I know, where he cannon rushed on that, that map... Like TWICE! That VOD was EPIC.
A: Yea, that too, but there was a different game that I'm thinking about.
B: Dunno.
A: Yea you do, think "holy".
B: "holy? What, 'holy moly'?
A: Noooo, ok, same map that we were talking about before.
B: What, one of the Stork-pwns-with-carriers-in-WCG? I told you, I just play SC2 man.
A: That doesn't matter, so do I nowadays. It isin't so well known for that, it's the same map where NaDa did that fucking crazy lifting-a-proxy-factory-to-win-the-OSL...
B: Nope... So what is it again? So there's Horror Gates.
A: WCG
B: Boxer-wraiths, right?
A: Yup.
B: Nal Ra v Savior, like double cannon-rush.
A: NaDa winning the OSL with a lifted factory.
B: And something about "holy".
A: ...
B: Nope, still don't know it.
A: And you said you were on teamliquid.net ...
B: Oh yea, but I've minimized all the forums I don't read y'know, the front page's got it all there
. Who is it that spotlights stuff anyways?A: Mani, well that's all I know for sure.
B: Who?
A: Thor, er I mean an admin, it's ok if you don't know him, or any of the other stuff I was talking about, it's just that that stuff is what I grew up with, and I LOVE IT mayne, it's like my childhood
B: Yea, no problem, that's cool.
A: And I guess it's cool if you don't read other parts of TL too, it's up to you I guess.
B: Thanks dude, respect for respect.
A: Oh yeah, and I wasn't serious about the sex-god thing. Lemme amend that statement: "You'd have to be, like, the best player in the world AND
B: Haha lol, wasn't that the team that SlayerSBoXeR was on.
A: Yea, one of them, he founded it.
B: No way!
A: Yup.
B: Shieet...
A: Getting back to that map I was talking about, ARE YOU SURE you don't remember it? Go back in your
B: ...*time passes*
B: Ok, done that, and still nothing.
A: OMG WUT DE IMMA STAB... LOok *controls anger*, *sigh*, they remade it for Starcraft 2.
B: OOOHH you mean
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