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I think I just met a pedophile elf. - Page 2

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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 11 2010 00:12 GMT
#21
On November 11 2010 07:09 Aeres wrote:
Well, yeah, you're right. I wanted this blog to be somewhat humorous though, and the phrase "pedophile elf" tends to be more amusing than "elfin-featured man with a penchant for grasping penises". I'd like to be clear, I'm not convinced that this guy was anything other than a friendly old man, but the sheer weirdness of the encounter was enough for this blog to be made.

penis-grabbing pruny elf
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 11 2010 00:25 GMT
#22
Get a driver's license asap. Even if you don't drive until a good five years down the line, simply having HAD the license for all those years will slash your insurance premium. It's also very convenient to have an ID on you that's accepted anywhere in the US.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
November 11 2010 00:33 GMT
#23
wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic

were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass?
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
November 11 2010 00:54 GMT
#24
Idk about kicking anyone's ass but i could definitely have run away from all of them. It's hard to rape a person in a car when they are in the passenger seat, therefore a lot closer to the door than they are to you as well. I just saw it for what it was - easy beer + rides.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
polgas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1791 Posts
November 11 2010 01:12 GMT
#25
That's hilarious! I really did think about that guy in Family guy.
Leee Jaee Doong
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 11 2010 01:38 GMT
#26
Wow that sounds pretty unbelievable, it sounds a bit like Herbert from Family guy. Though I dont see the point of getting a driver's license or permit, Im 19 and I use my passport card instead.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
November 11 2010 01:46 GMT
#27
On November 11 2010 08:53 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2010 06:48 Judicator wrote:
Did anyone else of think of the old man from Family Guy while reading this? As in reading the lines in his voice?

I couldn't avoid it if I tried.

Thirded, I couldn't help it either.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
November 11 2010 01:52 GMT
#28
lol i love how murder just came in and trumped the OP
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
November 11 2010 01:57 GMT
#29
I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation!
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 11 2010 02:04 GMT
#30
On November 11 2010 10:57 Murderotica wrote:
I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation!

Just like how you related to those pedos?

Seriously, you stole the thunder of my creepy guy story by posting a bunch of your own. I am so sad now.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
November 11 2010 02:18 GMT
#31
On November 11 2010 11:04 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2010 10:57 Murderotica wrote:
I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation!

Just like how you related to those pedos?

Seriously, you stole the thunder of my creepy guy story by posting a bunch of your own. I am so sad now.

Haha I guess I kind of did relate to them but no mostly I took advantage of them while giving them a glimpse of the prize at the end of the road that they would never get. Carrot in front of donkey's face.

Sorry bro, shit happens, you're not the only jailbait here.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
November 11 2010 02:23 GMT
#32
On November 11 2010 09:33 travis wrote:
wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic

were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass?


Is this common knowledge or did it make anyone else go "O_O wat"?
BW4Life!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 11 2010 03:20 GMT
#33
On November 11 2010 11:23 Wohmfg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2010 09:33 travis wrote:
wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic

were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass?


Is this common knowledge or did it make anyone else go "O_O wat"?

If you paid attention, you'd know Murderotica = Fanatacist.

For instance, the blog he made a while back where he openly said he was.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
November 11 2010 03:59 GMT
#34
Dude, this reminds me of my 6th grade substitute teacher.
So one my teachers gets pregnant, and needs a sub for like 4 months. And so the school calls this old guy, who was a former teacher at the county, and was a very respected person. All the kids liked him and stuff. So about a year later, after he's gone, we hear on the news that this guy tried to molest some girl in Ohio. Then he admitted to raping hundreds of girls when he taught at our school system, and stuff. I was shocked, and really grossed out.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/172099/retired_teacher_gets_15_years_in_prison.html
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
November 11 2010 04:06 GMT
#35
Way to steal all of the OP's thunder Murderotica. Fantastic post.
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
November 11 2010 07:21 GMT
#36
I loved that... hm darn it, seems so appropriate especially with that huge thread over at General.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 11 2010 07:43 GMT
#37
This blog is hilarious because I'm drunk. Look forward to reading it when sober.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 11 2010 19:13 GMT
#38
On November 11 2010 16:43 mikeymoo wrote:
This blog is hilarious because I'm drunk. Look forward to reading it when sober.

Mildly disappointed but fana saves the day.
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