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On November 11 2010 07:09 Aeres wrote:
Well, yeah, you're right. I wanted this blog to be somewhat humorous though, and the phrase "pedophile elf" tends to be more amusing than "elfin-featured man with a penchant for grasping penises". I'd like to be clear, I'm not convinced that this guy was anything other than a friendly old man, but the sheer weirdness of the encounter was enough for this blog to be made.
penis-grabbing pruny elf
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Get a driver's license asap. Even if you don't drive until a good five years down the line, simply having HAD the license for all those years will slash your insurance premium. It's also very convenient to have an ID on you that's accepted anywhere in the US.
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wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic
were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass?
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Idk about kicking anyone's ass but i could definitely have run away from all of them. It's hard to rape a person in a car when they are in the passenger seat, therefore a lot closer to the door than they are to you as well. I just saw it for what it was - easy beer + rides.
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That's hilarious! I really did think about that guy in Family guy.
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Wow that sounds pretty unbelievable, it sounds a bit like Herbert from Family guy. Though I dont see the point of getting a driver's license or permit, Im 19 and I use my passport card instead.
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On November 11 2010 08:53 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2010 06:48 Judicator wrote:
Did anyone else of think of the old man from Family Guy while reading this? As in reading the lines in his voice? I couldn't avoid it if I tried.
Thirded, I couldn't help it either.
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lol i love how murder just came in and trumped the OP
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I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation!
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On November 11 2010 10:57 Murderotica wrote:
I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation!
Just like how you related to those pedos?
Seriously, you stole the thunder of my creepy guy story by posting a bunch of your own. I am so sad now.
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On November 11 2010 11:04 Aeres wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2010 10:57 Murderotica wrote:
I was just relating to him >> and giving advice on how to best profit from what seems to be a negative situation! Just like how you related to those pedos? Seriously, you stole the thunder of my creepy guy story by posting a bunch of your own. I am so sad now.
Haha I guess I kind of did relate to them but no mostly I took advantage of them while giving them a glimpse of the prize at the end of the road that they would never get. Carrot in front of donkey's face.
Sorry bro, shit happens, you're not the only jailbait here.
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On November 11 2010 09:33 travis wrote:
wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic
were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass?
Is this common knowledge or did it make anyone else go "O_O wat"?
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On November 11 2010 11:23 Wohmfg wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2010 09:33 travis wrote:
wow, fanatacist, your post is pretty epic
were you ever worried you'd get raped or would you just kick his ass? Is this common knowledge or did it make anyone else go "O_O wat"?
If you paid attention, you'd know Murderotica = Fanatacist.
For instance, the blog he made a while back where he openly said he was.
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Dude, this reminds me of my 6th grade substitute teacher.
So one my teachers gets pregnant, and needs a sub for like 4 months. And so the school calls this old guy, who was a former teacher at the county, and was a very respected person. All the kids liked him and stuff. So about a year later, after he's gone, we hear on the news that this guy tried to molest some girl in Ohio. Then he admitted to raping hundreds of girls when he taught at our school system, and stuff. I was shocked, and really grossed out.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/172099/retired_teacher_gets_15_years_in_prison.html
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Way to steal all of the OP's thunder Murderotica. Fantastic post. 
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I loved that... hm darn it, seems so appropriate especially with that huge thread over at General.
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This blog is hilarious because I'm drunk. Look forward to reading it when sober.
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On November 11 2010 16:43 mikeymoo wrote:
This blog is hilarious because I'm drunk. Look forward to reading it when sober.
Mildly disappointed but fana saves the day.
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