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Hopeless Romantic

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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
August 05 2010 18:55 GMT
#1
don't read spoilers, its the kicker to the joke
This is meant to be a funny blog, let's hope I'm not the only one who thinks so. lol

I was looking up the term, trying to see if I was or wasn't, and found out I am. Then imagined myself talking to a girl and doing this, and thought it would be funny. But i donno lolol. Enjoy.

So a guy is sitting down talking to a girl he just met, and he mentions that he is a hopeless romantic. She replies happily stating that she is too.

The guy suddenly looks down lifts the waste line of his pants and begins to converse with himself. (or is he?)

The girl asks, are you talking to your penis?!

+ Show Spoiler +
He says yes, I am the hopeless and he is the romantic.


+ Show Spoiler [alternate ending] +
He says yes, he is hopeless and I am the romantic.


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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
August 05 2010 18:56 GMT
#2
5 stars as always wish bones.

you are avant garde and nobody gets you but me.
Each day gets better : )
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 05 2010 18:56 GMT
#3
Reading now
i read the title as "hopeless Romanian"
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
fredd
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Estonia256 Posts
August 05 2010 18:57 GMT
#4
huh?
sup
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-05 18:57:57
August 05 2010 18:57 GMT
#5
haha ella is a true guru.
On August 06 2010 03:56 arb wrote:
Reading now
i read the title as "hopeless Romanian"

lol
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
August 05 2010 19:00 GMT
#6
kekekkekekekekekekeke

5/5
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
August 05 2010 19:10 GMT
#7
On August 06 2010 03:56 arb wrote:
Reading now
i read the title as "hopeless Romanian"


hahaha so did I haha
WakaDoDo
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden1183 Posts
August 05 2010 19:55 GMT
#8
On August 06 2010 04:10 WarChimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 03:56 arb wrote:
Reading now
i read the title as "hopeless Romanian"


hahaha so did I haha

3rd that ;_;

But it was really funny anyhow lol
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
August 05 2010 20:00 GMT
#9
ahh Romanians and TL..

One are the hopeless and the other are the romantics.. or was it the other way round?
in The Kong line forever
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 05 2010 20:02 GMT
#10
Great punch line...
6581
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
August 05 2010 20:03 GMT
#11
LOL. I like that.

I feel like we need to get a dating coach to run a girl advice thread on TL.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
August 05 2010 20:38 GMT
#12
On August 06 2010 03:56 arb wrote:
Reading now
i read the title as "hopeless Romanian"


Oh god that was 10 times funnier than the joke.

On August 06 2010 05:03 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
LOL. I like that.

I feel like we need to get a dating coach to run a girl advice thread on TL.


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