Giving away Beta Key... - Page 3

nalho

United States351 Posts

July 15 2010 01:40 GMT

#41

Ours Acid rips through the marines any day
We are chilling like a villain
This base is under our control, more treats for us
We rest underground while our wounds are healed
The next day, it’s another boring old process
But there’s something different this terran base . . .
Where did those Austrian robots come from?
This was never in the overlord’s instruction!
We try to hide underneath so we can’t be seen
But somehow it can sense us here and is blasting his cannons
We all fall apart in an instant
But whatever, we are very cost effective

1chibann

2 Posts

July 15 2010 01:41 GMT

#42

since i can't update my post because i was banned for 2 days, i wanted to say you don't have to include me in the contest. i got on from the beta key thread, thanks to Jugan. REFRESHING THAT THREAD EVERY 30 SECS DOES WORK!

Flury

United States16 Posts

July 15 2010 01:55 GMT

#43

I PRESENNTE, for your reading pleaƒure, three Starcraft-themed Limericks, one for each possible race as which one can play. Lo! Hark! Behold! I most humbly and abjectly do presennte a fourth, BONUS, Limerick, for your further ennjoye-ment and betterment. Good day gentlemenne, and ennjoye.

PROTOSS:
There once was a war-hardened zealot,
when he struck an opponent they felt it.
But then one sad day
Hellions came his way
It was within their blue flames that he melted.

TERRAN:
There was a Thor pilot named Ahnold,
to be with him was safe as a stronghold.
Fifty speedlings came fast
And he fought to the last,
Since then his exploits have been long told.

ZERG:
There once was a Nydus named Kraaaakxxglark,
The lings could pass through him in the dark.
Their claws in his tummy
Always felt kind of funny
But when they traverse his itch, it hits the mark.

BONUS LIMERICK:
There once was a man named Day9,
His skills and charisma, sublime.
Toward the end of each cast,
Count on him to say last,
With a turn of his head, "Let us divine..."

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

July 15 2010 02:04 GMT

#44

Rarely on this forum do I put black to white, rather I have hid random opinions anonymously here. For I sense that I am as a gaijin roving a sacrosanct locale.

Bleh, I was going to do more but it wasn't lining up so beautifully so I'll just stop there.

PKCarwash

United States37 Posts

July 15 2010 02:08 GMT

#45

"Terran Rap"

My name is marine, i'm half man and half machine
got my stims, combat shield, say goodbye to your high yield
i'm jacked up and good to go, and i'm gonna steal the show
got some M&M action, i am just too pro

I'm the hellion blowin by, when you see me say goodbye
I am one hell of a fighter, toast you with my pre-igniter
like a vulture like a bat, my flamethrowers where its at
Blue flames burnin up the maps, got your workers under wraps
I'm flyin like the wind, I got all your units pinned
you cant try to run away because I am here to stay.

look up there! its a a bird its a plane!
I got my jetpac on and Reaper is my name
Jumpin all around, my harassment is profound
and i'm quick like a fox while abusin all yo rocks
watch em writhe to my "scythe", d-8 charges blastin by
you looking pretty grim, your chances getting slim

They call me Marauder, and you're all just cannon fodder
aint afraid, to invade, shootin nades you can't evade
Concussive shells'l slow ya, here just let me show ya
Im the toughest of the tough, and it was really nice to know ya

we're the terran and we're tearin' up the palce
gonna roll into your base,
make you look like a disgrace, cuz we pwn face

you prolly think that terran is OP, but we're just that good you see,
you got nothing on us now, so you might as well GG'

I could do more but I dont want to miss the deadline

Shinshin

United States106 Posts

July 15 2010 02:15 GMT

#46

SIEGE TANKS TO THE RIGHT OF THEM!
SIEGE TANKS TO THE LEFT OF THEM!
SIEGE TANKS IN FRONT OF THEM!
VOLLEY AND TUNDA!

Bill Murray

United States9292 Posts

July 15 2010 02:59 GMT

#47

this games been around for quite a while now
movin on to sc2 is in style however
guys got a contest so i sent in my shit
to get that beta key with this hizzit

making zealots sentries and stalkers
how are yall gonna hopefully stop em
it aint happenin ill add 2 robotics
to rape up your base with my collossus

your petty marines and medivacs
are gonna get rolled by my relentless attack
i got +1, you're done for son,
my shits chargin in like it aint even fun

my void rays stay charged for days
and im gonna be so good i get paid
my force fields don't take away 2
they take away the wins right from you

so when youre trying to b.b.s.
just remember - i've been put to the test
i've seen 8 facts and facts at eight
but my gateways aint ever late

so give this key on over to me
so i can rape up some P.v.Z.
or PvT it don't matter to me
just please don't let it be PvP
because i don't like A.B.C.
this beats that, or you beat me
i play to win until the end with this beta key you'll give me friend

thanks in advance

ScruffDog

4 Posts

July 15 2010 03:32 GMT

#48

Gratz Flury! Thanks John!

Flury

United States16 Posts

July 15 2010 04:58 GMT

#49

Great Poems/raps, all, I enjoyed reading these as much as writing my own ^^

Gratz right back at you, ScruffDog!

And of course thanks John. U may be Crazy but this was a great idea!

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