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nalho
United States351 Posts
We are chilling like a villain This base is under our control, more treats for us We rest underground while our wounds are healed The next day, it’s another boring old process But there’s something different this terran base . . . Where did those Austrian robots come from? This was never in the overlord’s instruction! We try to hide underneath so we can’t be seen But somehow it can sense us here and is blasting his cannons We all fall apart in an instant But whatever, we are very cost effective | ||
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1chibann
2 Posts
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Flury
United States16 Posts
PROTOSS: There once was a war-hardened zealot, when he struck an opponent they felt it. But then one sad day Hellions came his way It was within their blue flames that he melted. TERRAN: There was a Thor pilot named Ahnold, to be with him was safe as a stronghold. Fifty speedlings came fast And he fought to the last, Since then his exploits have been long told. ZERG: There once was a Nydus named Kraaaakxxglark, The lings could pass through him in the dark. Their claws in his tummy Always felt kind of funny But when they traverse his itch, it hits the mark. BONUS LIMERICK: There once was a man named Day9, His skills and charisma, sublime. Toward the end of each cast, Count on him to say last, With a turn of his head, "Let us divine..." | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
Bleh, I was going to do more but it wasn't lining up so beautifully so I'll just stop there.  | ||
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PKCarwash
United States37 Posts
My name is marine, i'm half man and half machine got my stims, combat shield, say goodbye to your high yield i'm jacked up and good to go, and i'm gonna steal the show got some M&M action, i am just too pro I'm the hellion blowin by, when you see me say goodbye I am one hell of a fighter, toast you with my pre-igniter like a vulture like a bat, my flamethrowers where its at Blue flames burnin up the maps, got your workers under wraps I'm flyin like the wind, I got all your units pinned you cant try to run away because I am here to stay. look up there! its a a bird its a plane! I got my jetpac on and Reaper is my name Jumpin all around, my harassment is profound and i'm quick like a fox while abusin all yo rocks watch em writhe to my "scythe", d-8 charges blastin by you looking pretty grim, your chances getting slim They call me Marauder, and you're all just cannon fodder aint afraid, to invade, shootin nades you can't evade Concussive shells'l slow ya, here just let me show ya Im the toughest of the tough, and it was really nice to know ya we're the terran and we're tearin' up the palce gonna roll into your base, make you look like a disgrace, cuz we pwn face you prolly think that terran is OP, but we're just that good you see, you got nothing on us now, so you might as well GG' I could do more but I dont want to miss the deadline | ||
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Shinshin
United States106 Posts
SIEGE TANKS TO THE LEFT OF THEM! SIEGE TANKS IN FRONT OF THEM! VOLLEY AND TUNDA! | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
movin on to sc2 is in style however guys got a contest so i sent in my shit to get that beta key with this hizzit making zealots sentries and stalkers how are yall gonna hopefully stop em it aint happenin ill add 2 robotics to rape up your base with my collossus your petty marines and medivacs are gonna get rolled by my relentless attack i got +1, you're done for son, my shits chargin in like it aint even fun my void rays stay charged for days and im gonna be so good i get paid my force fields don't take away 2 they take away the wins right from you so when youre trying to b.b.s. just remember - i've been put to the test i've seen 8 facts and facts at eight but my gateways aint ever late so give this key on over to me so i can rape up some P.v.Z. or PvT it don't matter to me just please don't let it be PvP because i don't like A.B.C. this beats that, or you beat me i play to win until the end with this beta key you'll give me friend thanks in advance | ||
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ScruffDog
4 Posts
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Flury
United States16 Posts
Gratz right back at you, ScruffDog! And of course thanks John. U may be Crazy but this was a great idea! | ||
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