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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 15 2010 01:10 GMT
#21
On July 15 2010 10:07 tyrint wrote:
@1chiban you can't even follow the rules, stop trying to out everyone, the OP will decide what he likes, he doesn't need your help


If you're gonna take other peoples work, then maybe OP does need help so he knows who are the idiot fakers.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:11 GMT
#22
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
July 15 2010 01:13 GMT
#23
man, posts like that use to mean a straight up ban. Taking other people's work is pretty fucked up.
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:13 GMT
#24
This thread is turning into a plagiarizing fest. Lame low post count lurkers who come out of their shell to steal free stuff. Shame.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
ScruffDog
Profile Joined July 2010
4 Posts
July 15 2010 01:16 GMT
#25
Need a beta key to stop me getting savage,
Flip out like HD and cause terrible damage,
'cos my lack of SC ain't good for my health,
Been watchin' replays cos there's nothing else.

Playing offline just to pass the time,
The AI find a human pretty hard to mime,
Build 20 units and sit em on your ramp,
They manage like FPS to just base camp.


I know H to the usky's game through and through,
With his name like that i'm sure he can rap too,
But we best keep it online to avoid a fight,
If you hadn't realised i'm also painfully white.

But being this white you know this was hard to do,
To sit behind my computer and write a rap for you,
It took alot of nerve just to get this online,
I would hope a beta key was worth my time.

I FEEL DIRTY.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:17 GMT
#26
On July 15 2010 10:11 tyrint wrote:
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!

"Whoever can make a pretty cool Starcraft 2 themed poem/rap will get the key."

1. You didn't make it.
2. Use common sense. Of course he didn't mean "Whoever can go find and take credit for another person's poem" is the winner. And if it was your intention to use someone else's poem, at least give credit. Now that you've been caught you're trying to play it off. Not cool.
3. Do you really think he's going to pick you after saying this shit? lol you fail.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
ScruffDog
Profile Joined July 2010
4 Posts
July 15 2010 01:17 GMT
#27
If you wait 2 minutes after that track you get to hear my bonus track.

Give me a key or i'll break your knees,
Give me a key pretty please.

I'm pretty sure threats and rapping is how stuff gets done? Thats what Eminem told me anyway.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:18 GMT
#28
lol who cares! I play every day anyways!
dcberkeley
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada844 Posts
July 15 2010 01:18 GMT
#29
The Zergling is the greatest unit of all.
It is so tall.
Compared to me.
I'm like a tree.
And it's, like, a tree and a half.
And good at math.
Yes you see,
Lings are good at math, like you and me.
They know pi
And how to divide
And how to expand their mouth out wide
To feast on rine's guts and goo
They're always hungry for some foo(d).

But you know
Lings are people too.
It's true!
They're not just someone's tool
A fickle pickle fool
You'd be
To a-move them with glee
Because you'd see
Them run scared up a tree.

Don't fault them for being cowards
They've got their own families to feed.
If they just explode right now
There will be orphan larvae in need!
How would you feel
If you tore a family apart
'Not good' says the ling
Before he burrows in a spot.

Send your hydras!
Send your ultras!
But don't you send the lings!
For the Zergling is my MVP
and simply the best of things.
Moktira is da bomb
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#30
On July 15 2010 10:11 tyrint wrote:
he didn't say to write it, he said come up with! and if you think that is low, so fucking what!

On July 15 2010 08:51 JohnUCrazy wrote:
Whoever can make a pretty cool Starcraft 2 themed poem/rap will get the key.


shut the fuck up son.

User was temp banned for this post.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#31
@1chiban, you were warned for your poem too, you did the same thing! need i say more...
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:23:56
July 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#32
(sung to tune of And I'm Proud to be an American/God Bless the USA)

And I'm proud to be a Terran,
where at least supply is free.
And I really hate those Zerg who died
to get me off their creep!

So I proudly STIM-UP!!!
Next to you (oh shit is that a DT!?!?!)
Cuz there ain't no doubt
I want this game out-
Now please do I win a beta KEEEEEYYYY!!!!


:D

I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:21:23
July 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#33
On July 15 2010 10:19 tyrint wrote:
@1chiban, you were warned for your poem too, you did the same thing! need i say more...

read my other post. i was JOKING. people can obviously know i'm joking. now please, stfu.
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:23 GMT
#34
yeah i believe you were joking when you first said you were interested and then was the first to put something up, yeah really joking!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 15 2010 01:23 GMT
#35
Just a heads up, but you two are gonna get banned if you don't stop flaming each other. You were already warned, too. :3
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
1chiban
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada9 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 01:28:10
July 15 2010 01:27 GMT
#36
On July 15 2010 10:23 tyrint wrote:
yeah i believe you were joking when you first said you were interested and then was the first to put something up, yeah really joking!

i said that BEFORE he updated his post on what we were supposed to do. after i saw we were supposed to come up with a rap, i gave up. now PLEASE stfu.
On July 15 2010 10:23 deathgod6 wrote:
Just a heads up, but you two are gonna get banned if you don't stop flaming each other. You were already warned, too. :3

thanks for heads up~
tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:28 GMT
#37
hahahahahahahahahaha

User was temp banned for this post.
KingMike
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada5 Posts
July 15 2010 01:29 GMT
#38
Wasn't sure if it was one entry per person..

Sweet Kerrigan, your blades so fine
want to take you out, babe, for a glass of wine.
Don't mind what the others say about your infestation
what could they know about this infatuation?
They call you the Queen of the Swarm, I guess that's a start
but they should rename you the Queen of my heart.
Forget about that old fling Raynor, where is he now?
hunted and hated, but look at me wow!
The hunkiest marine you'll ever see, one of a kind
so skilled with my gauss rifle, a fix for any bind.
So Kerrigan ,hunny, lets make this work out
don't hesitate to give me an intergalactic shout.





tyrint
Profile Joined July 2010
United States8 Posts
July 15 2010 01:31 GMT
#39
now that is a good one KingMike
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
July 15 2010 01:38 GMT
#40
As most of you know immature flame wars are not permitted in threads on TL. Any other posts in this thread must be in regard to the beta contest setup by the OP.

Good luck! And no cheating plz ._.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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