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Boat Scam Part II: Perfect Timing

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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-11 00:38:53
July 10 2010 23:30 GMT
#1
You might need Boat Scam Part I: You can find it here.

Moving on, Aidan and I got some more laughs when today, fps-fucker Prestige11 comes back into our Ventrilo channel. We say hi, thinking he wants to join our channel and there's nothing between us.

Prestige is pissed as fuck. Apparently he's been yelled at by his parents because the last time we told him I'm buying boats, his dad got a notification from the bank with his credit card bills and the ceiling's been hit.

Obviously, he thinks we actually DID buy a boat (or, more likely, several boats.)
[image loading] I kinda got carried away.


I really don't think we're gonna go to the cops for this one because fuck it, we didn't do anything, but right after he said that Aidan and I start laughing our asses off.

What's convenient though, is that his father's identity WAS stolen... just not by us. And the cause of the bank call, as we found out from Prestige later, was, in fact a boat.

EDIT: Yes, I do think he is trolling. However, there is a 0.1% possiblity that he's actually telling the truth. I am going to test this possibility. Next time he comes into Ventrilo, if he just "nods his head" to the whole ordeal, Aidan and I are going to tell him that we DID buy a boat, and we told him we were joking to make him clueless to the transaction.

**
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sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-10 23:33:35
July 10 2010 23:33 GMT
#2
no wai

EDIT: BTW,he's fucking with you.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
July 10 2010 23:42 GMT
#3
no way that's true it's just too perfect
brood war for life, brood war forever
-Valor-
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States283 Posts
July 10 2010 23:43 GMT
#4
I doubt anything that the kid said. In all likelihood he is trying to get you back for fucking with him and is trolling you. Just mute him or something.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 10 2010 23:44 GMT
#5
On July 11 2010 08:43 ss6290 wrote:
I doubt anything that the kid said. In all likelihood he is trying to get you back for fucking with him and is trolling you. Just mute him or something.


He hangs out with us now. I'll just tell him to go get his dad next time.
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 10 2010 23:48 GMT
#6
Nigga you be gettin' trolled by a little kid.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 10 2010 23:50 GMT
#7
On July 11 2010 08:48 Megalisk wrote:
Nigga you be gettin' trolled by a little kid.


We pissed his pants, we deserve it either way.
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 10 2010 23:52 GMT
#8
On July 11 2010 08:50 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2010 08:48 Megalisk wrote:
Nigga you be gettin' trolled by a little kid.


We pissed his pants, we deserve it either way.


You..pissed in his pants??
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
July 10 2010 23:56 GMT
#9
On July 11 2010 08:52 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2010 08:50 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On July 11 2010 08:48 Megalisk wrote:
Nigga you be gettin' trolled by a little kid.


We pissed his pants, we deserve it either way.


You..pissed in his pants??

You heard the man.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 10 2010 23:57 GMT
#10
Haha he's bullshitting you. Funny kid, how old is he?
:)
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 10 2010 23:57 GMT
#11
On July 11 2010 08:52 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2010 08:50 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On July 11 2010 08:48 Megalisk wrote:
Nigga you be gettin' trolled by a little kid.


We pissed his pants, we deserve it either way.


You..pissed in his pants??


Yes, why not?
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 10 2010 23:58 GMT
#12
On July 11 2010 08:57 synapse wrote:
Haha he's bullshitting you. Funny kid, how old is he?


All I can genuinely say is prepubescent.

I'm 14 in September and Aidan just turned 16.
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baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
July 11 2010 00:21 GMT
#13
lol this material is gold man have u ever considered writing a book? u and aidan could just write about ur life experiences, that shit would sell like kerouac, u could hit it huge
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
July 11 2010 00:24 GMT
#14
Soo.. do you think this is real? the kid could just be making a joke, lol
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 11 2010 00:39 GMT
#15
On July 11 2010 09:24 NuKedUFirst wrote:
Soo.. do you think this is real? the kid could just be making a joke, lol


No... I just remembered to put up the edit.
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eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
July 11 2010 01:05 GMT
#16
to be honest, it sounds like you're trolling us, but i'll give you the benefit of a doubt because the story is funny.
How's the weather down there?
LuckyLuke43
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway169 Posts
July 11 2010 01:24 GMT
#17
On July 11 2010 10:05 eLiE wrote:
to be honest, it sounds like you're trolling us, but i'll give you the benefit of a doubt because the story is funny.


Exactly what I was thinking lol. I guess I'm biased because I'm an oldschool bash.org enthusiast ;>
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maga33
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States247 Posts
July 11 2010 01:34 GMT
#18
next time he joins your channel tell him to gtfo cus he is on the shore and you are on a boat.
The victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 11 2010 01:39 GMT
#19
I don't think this story is fake. When it comes to troll/lying/internet a lot of weird stuff can happen. But anyways I think the kid is just lying. Go on show him how tl does it!
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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 11 2010 02:31 GMT
#20
why are you guys ganging up and being mean to him?
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