• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 14:22
CEST 20:22
KST 03:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Rough Waters10[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Siren's Call8
Community News
SC4ALL: II SC2 Complete Invited Player Lineup3StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026)59Weekly Cups (Sept 21-27): herO and ByuN double2Weekly Cups (Sep 13-20): herO scores triple3BSL Season 2313
StarCraft 2
General
SC4ALL: II SC2 Complete Invited Player Lineup [Old] StarCraft 3 Reportedly in Development StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026) How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon
Tourneys
2026 GSTL Grand Finals Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) SC2 INu's Battles#21 [ 3-Days tournament ] ScienceCraft (October 24-25) - Live Event
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 545 And Drops and Rifts Mutation # 544 Double Trouble Mutation # 543 Enhanced Defenses
Brood War
General
Bot on ladder Data analysis on 8 million games BW General Discussion JaeDong's ASL S22 Ro. 8 Review Fantasy returning?
Tourneys
[ASL22] Ro8 Day 4 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Ro8 Day 3 [ASL22] Ro8 Day 2
Strategy
Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Replay Review Process - What do you do? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Total Annihilation Zero
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25! Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Artificial Intelligence Thread
Fan Clubs
Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Diablo Animated Series on Netflix
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Escaping Into Video Games: G…
TrAiDoS
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
[meme] I finally understa…
LUCKY_NOOB
Regacy Esports:Our Goa…
regacyesports
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 9001 users

Best news for men with partners... - Page 2

Blogs > Licmyobelisk
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
October 13 2009 15:06 GMT
#21
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 13 2009 15:08 GMT
#22
My girl swallows anyway so meh
Chains none
imweakless
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
757 Posts
October 13 2009 15:14 GMT
#23
wow.. ill tell my Gf to read this!...
GG
KMK,Qri,GsD#1, UEE,stork jangbi for life!
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
October 13 2009 15:24 GMT
#24
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.

The vast, vast majority of medical studies seem to totally that correlation != causality.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
October 13 2009 15:34 GMT
#25
Wut?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
October 13 2009 15:36 GMT
#26
On October 14 2009 00:06 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2009 23:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL! I though that this will only adhere to some people but never knew that this is general forum material! I'll just double post this on the general section then make the title more "thread worthy"

Dude, this is feature thread worthy :D
Okay maybe not, but the point persists, all women should know this and use us men for health purposes.
Unless they start making cans of drinks...
that... would be disgusting. imagine accidentally drinking that. and how would they mass produce it? oh man the thought just creeps me out.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
October 13 2009 15:36 GMT
#27
Sticky, front page, spread the word.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
October 13 2009 15:41 GMT
#28
FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-13 15:43:27
October 13 2009 15:43 GMT
#29
On October 14 2009 00:41 StalinRusH wrote:
FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true
the thing is that this is too absurd for them to actually believe you, even if it is indeed true.

edit: and by true i mean the statistic is true, not the correlation.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
October 13 2009 15:50 GMT
#30
the title sounds like its a topic for homosexuals.
the title ought to read "girls, consume more semen!"
Igakusei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States610 Posts
October 13 2009 16:09 GMT
#31
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.


Get out of here with your silly "logic" and "reason." What the hell are you trying to do here?
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:09 GMT
#32
Dear god.. this news seems to belong to the Onion... im so glad it doesnt though LOOOL
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:17 GMT
#33
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.

Fellatio approval is one of the only things where we cannot have a scientific argument on wether its true or not. ITS SCIENCE
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#34
Man, once Day[9]'s bear semen hit the shelves it will be selling like pancakes... ^_^
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
October 13 2009 16:34 GMT
#35
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:37 GMT
#36
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
October 13 2009 16:39 GMT
#37
The best part:
On October 13 2009 22:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
...., but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”


Nice way to put it, very subtle XD

'neways, there might be a related effective method to lower the risk of prostate cancer. More research needs to be done!
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
October 13 2009 16:41 GMT
#38
On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL

No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
October 13 2009 16:42 GMT
#39
Wasn't there a bogus study about this exact same topic floating around on the internet a few years ago and it came out to be false?
Never Knows Best.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 13 2009 16:45 GMT
#40
On October 14 2009 01:41 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL

No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....



Haven't you heard of sperm banks? and are you related to HamerD? seems like you guys have the same ideas *wink* *wink*
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 38m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SteadfastSC 671
ProTech123
UpATreeSC 80
BRAT_OK 55
MindelVK 26
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 28570
Shuttle 720
Hyuk 160
Dewaltoss 93
firebathero 86
White-Ra 70
Trap 61
ToSsGirL 30
Sacsri 20
Bale 19
[ Show more ]
Rock 17
Shine 14
Dota 2
Gorgc8791
qojqva1733
Counter-Strike
fl0m1623
Fnx 855
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King81
Heroes of the Storm
crisheroes1566
Khaldor1330
Liquid`Hasu357
Grubby0
Other Games
summit1g3091
FrodaN1697
Beastyqt552
XBOCT298
Mlord276
ArmadaUGS174
C9.Mang0159
KnowMe145
XaKoH 109
QueenE86
CosmosSc2 19
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV267
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream55
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH307
• StrangeGG 60
• Hinosc 22
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• 80smullet 13
• Michael_bg 9
• FirePhoenix7
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Other Games
• imaqtpie828
• Shiphtur338
Upcoming Events
OSC
3h 38m
CranKy Ducklings
15h 38m
Online Event
16h 38m
FEL
21h 38m
AI Arena Tournament
22h 38m
BSL: Ladder Tournament
1d
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 15h
INu's Battles
1d 17h
herO vs Classic
Percival vs Rogue
BSL Open Qualifier
2 days
BSL Open Qualifier
2 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Rush vs Light
WardiTV Weekly
2 days
Monday Night Weeklies
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
Soma vs Soulkey
INu's Battles
3 days
SHIN vs Cure
ByuN vs Zoun
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
INu's Battles
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-09-30
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Calamity Invitational

Ongoing

ASL Season 22
Super Anchor Qualifying S3
CSL 2026 AUTUMN (S22)
Acropolis #5
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual

Upcoming

Acropolis #5 - GSB
Acropolis #5 - GSC
BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Custodian Cup
Copium Cup
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.