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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
October 13 2009 15:06 GMT
#21
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 13 2009 15:08 GMT
#22
My girl swallows anyway so meh
Chains none
imweakless
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
757 Posts
October 13 2009 15:14 GMT
#23
wow.. ill tell my Gf to read this!...
GG
KMK,Qri,GsD#1, UEE,stork jangbi for life!
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
October 13 2009 15:24 GMT
#24
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.

The vast, vast majority of medical studies seem to totally that correlation != causality.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
October 13 2009 15:34 GMT
#25
Wut?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5460 Posts
October 13 2009 15:36 GMT
#26
On October 14 2009 00:06 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2009 23:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL! I though that this will only adhere to some people but never knew that this is general forum material! I'll just double post this on the general section then make the title more "thread worthy"

Dude, this is feature thread worthy :D
Okay maybe not, but the point persists, all women should know this and use us men for health purposes.
Unless they start making cans of drinks...
that... would be disgusting. imagine accidentally drinking that. and how would they mass produce it? oh man the thought just creeps me out.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
October 13 2009 15:36 GMT
#27
Sticky, front page, spread the word.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
October 13 2009 15:41 GMT
#28
FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5460 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-13 15:43:27
October 13 2009 15:43 GMT
#29
On October 14 2009 00:41 StalinRusH wrote:
FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true
the thing is that this is too absurd for them to actually believe you, even if it is indeed true.

edit: and by true i mean the statistic is true, not the correlation.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
October 13 2009 15:50 GMT
#30
the title sounds like its a topic for homosexuals.
the title ought to read "girls, consume more semen!"
Igakusei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States610 Posts
October 13 2009 16:09 GMT
#31
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.


Get out of here with your silly "logic" and "reason." What the hell are you trying to do here?
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:09 GMT
#32
Dear god.. this news seems to belong to the Onion... im so glad it doesnt though LOOOL
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:17 GMT
#33
On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".

Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.

Fellatio approval is one of the only things where we cannot have a scientific argument on wether its true or not. ITS SCIENCE
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#34
Man, once Day[9]'s bear semen hit the shelves it will be selling like pancakes... ^_^
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
October 13 2009 16:34 GMT
#35
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 13 2009 16:37 GMT
#36
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
October 13 2009 16:39 GMT
#37
The best part:
On October 13 2009 22:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
...., but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”


Nice way to put it, very subtle XD

'neways, there might be a related effective method to lower the risk of prostate cancer. More research needs to be done!
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
October 13 2009 16:41 GMT
#38
On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL

No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
October 13 2009 16:42 GMT
#39
Wasn't there a bogus study about this exact same topic floating around on the internet a few years ago and it came out to be false?
Never Knows Best.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 13 2009 16:45 GMT
#40
On October 14 2009 01:41 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:
On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?

eww dont even start lOL

No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....



Haven't you heard of sperm banks? and are you related to HamerD? seems like you guys have the same ideas *wink* *wink*
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
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