EPTHow do I best man at a wedding? I've never even been to one.
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
How do I best man at a wedding? I've never even been to one. | ||
AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:25 Cixah wrote: Ok guys. How do I best man at a wedding? I've never even been to one. Do everything you're told then make a great speech.* * Disclaimer: I've never been a best man. | ||
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Zdrastochye
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:25 Cixah wrote: Ok guys. How do I best man at a wedding? I've never even been to one. Don't forget the rings | ||
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Duvon
Sweden2360 Posts
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Tooplark
United States3977 Posts
On August 26 2014 22:51 AsmodeusXI wrote: Beat Guacamelee! last night. Very solid game. Combat was lots of fun, much deeper than that of most Metroidvanias. I imagine it gets far more challenging in the harder difficulties too, meaning I wouldn't just be able to button-mash through most things. Combos would be required instead. Biggest gripe is that it was only 5 hours-ish long, though that was without 100% stuff, so that's partially my fault for sure. yeah it's disappointingly short and not explorey enough for me. On the other hand, metroidvanias are amazing. Hard mode pretty much requires combos and rollspam. I've been trying to get in the top 10 for hard mode any%, but there are two fights that i keep failing at, sometimes for as much as an hour. Also if you didn't find all the mask pieces for the alternate ending, you should go do that. Some of the mask sections have truly rude platforming sequences. | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:25 Cixah wrote: Ok guys. How do I best man at a wedding? I've never even been to one. put the rings in a big sealed envelope in your breast pocket so you don't loose them. don't get drunk till everyone is seated at the reception and it's well underway, you will pretty much be a volunteer gathering gifts and showing people to their seat. offer to get the bride a drink a couple times if you want to look good. kinda pander to the brides side of the family to make the groom look good. for the speech: only make an appropriate number of jabs/funny storys about the groom and make it something the bride would also laugh at (i.e. avoid stories about other girls) congratulate him on finally finding the right girl, call her lucky to have him. express confidence its a good match. encourage people to dance if its that kinda party. be the bestman | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:39 ComaDose wrote: put the rings in a big sealed envelope in your breast pocket so you don't loose them. don't get drunk till everyone is seated at the reception and it's well underway, you will pretty much be a volunteer gathering gifts and showing people to their seat. offer to get the bride a drink a couple times if you want to look good. kinda pander to the brides side of the family to make the groom look good. for the speech: only make an appropriate number of jabs/funny storys about the groom and make it something the bride would also laugh at (i.e. avoid stories about other girls) congratulate him on finally finding the right girl, call her lucky to have him. express confidence its a good match. encourage people to dance if its that kinda party. be the bestman You can get anything and everything necessary done by simply saying "It's for the bride." | ||
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mordek
United States12705 Posts
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
Opposite suggestion: go rogue, pawn the rings, fly to Tijuana, celebrate your new title: "Worst Man." | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:47 jcarlsoniv wrote: oooooo Reynad hunter list looks really fun too, but there are a bunch of cards I don't have for that. without leeroy, it's like 500 dust On August 27 2014 00:40 jcarlsoniv wrote: You can get anything and everything necessary done by simply saying "It's for the bride." I'll need a blowjob... it's for the bride. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
Are the Naxx cards craftable? That's my biggest hurdle right now - I haven't unlocked 2nd quarter yet. Loatheb is obtainable out of Naxx right? I'm enjoying and having decent enough success with the list I'm running right now, just looking for future things once I've gotten through Naxx. | ||
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:49 caelym wrote: without leeroy, it's like 500 dust I'll need a blowjob... it's for the bride. "Oh cool, Craig can take care of that for you." | ||
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
On August 26 2014 23:53 jcarlsoniv wrote: Really? After a tourney, all I want to do is play more and get better. Traitor. Well, you see, Old Jeff knows tons of people who pronounce all of those words with a long U. And, as we all know, if enough people do it that way, that means it's correct. LOL You are never going to let that go, are you? | ||
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justiceknight
Singapore5741 Posts
world cup girl strikes again | ||
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:57 justiceknight wrote: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1008551599159828 world cup girl strikes again risky click of the day.... | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On August 27 2014 00:57 WaveofShadow wrote: LOL You are never going to let that go, are you? That's the irony of the situation. | ||
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phyvo
United States5635 Posts
On August 26 2014 23:53 jcarlsoniv wrote: Really? After a tourney, all I want to do is play more and get better. Traitor. Well, you see, Old Jeff knows tons of people who pronounce all of those words with a long U. And, as we all know, if enough people do it that way, that means it's correct. Yeah, that's actually pretty much how language works. So long as your community understands itself it's not really incorrect. Ghetto slang is no less expressive than the rest of English but we call it incorrect only because it's doesn't match the "prestige" dialect that is associated with power and our good stereotypes. | ||
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