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Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1921
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.

If all else fails, cosplay as HerO at an MLG event, he gets all the groupies.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1922
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.


Plan B: Be a jerk
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
iAmJeffReY
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4262 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1923
lol hendralisk troll
Unbiased biased terran abuser Jeffrey. Sorry for the rage, friend!
Fionn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States23455 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1924
guess it's time to start paying attention to mlg
Writerhttps://twitter.com/FionnOnFire
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11112 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1925
Mnn carriers and rain for a second
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97277 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1926
incontrol vs drewbie in the losers' bracket next round. 2010 MLG all over again
Moderatorhttp://i.imgur.com/U4xwqmD.png
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Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
June 29 2013 21:28 GMT
#1927
On June 30 2013 06:26 T-oastbro-T wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:22 Linwelin wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont


Here are some tips for you.
Step 1
You go out

Step 2
You see a good looking girl

Step 3
You say "Hi I'm *inserturnamehere*"

You will figure out the rest


This approach is not to be confused with a very similar cheese (applying the steps in dark and loud environments and under the influence of healthy amounts of alcohol). Doesn't often yield good long-term-results though. :D


Eh that can work too
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1928
On June 30 2013 06:27 turdburgler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:26 FueledUpAndReadyToGo wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:25 DasHawk wrote:
Can't belive they are filling the main stream with this same shit for so long, instead of showing games. Will never understand it...


Production team needed food.


all at the exact same time


You've seen how MLG pimps houses, can you imagine their lunches? You don't wanna miss out on that
Neosteel Enthusiast
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1929
On June 30 2013 06:28 AlternativeEgo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.


Plan B: Be a jerk

This will get you a brand of girls you do not want. I would avoid being a jerk to get the kind of girls you do want.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Qwerty85
Profile Joined June 2012
Croatia5536 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1930
On June 30 2013 06:28 Dosey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.

If all else fails, cosplay as HerO at an MLG event, he gets all the groupies.


I think Nada is a better choice...
Uni1987
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands642 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1931
On June 30 2013 06:27 Qwerty85 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:26 Uni1987 wrote:
Is it retarded that i'm staying home on a saturday evening to watch this? (netherlands: 11:26 pm)


I was thinking the same thing..


Well I guess, some people stay home for soccer or F1, we stay at home for SC2.. Right?
.............
iAmJeffReY
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4262 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1932
On June 30 2013 06:28 AlternativeEgo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.


Plan B: Be a jerk

There are 5 steps to get a woman. I forget 1 through 4...it's been a few years. But step 5 is just pull it out.
Unbiased biased terran abuser Jeffrey. Sorry for the rage, friend!
ImperialFist
Profile Joined April 2013
790 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1933
On June 30 2013 06:26 FueledUpAndReadyToGo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:25 DasHawk wrote:
Can't belive they are filling the main stream with this same shit for so long, instead of showing games. Will never understand it...


Production team needed food.


yeah they've been eating for 14 hours now
"In the name of Holy Terra I challenge, Take up arms, for the Emperor’s Justice falls on you!"
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1934
On June 30 2013 06:28 AlternativeEgo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.


Plan B: Be a jerk


Plan C: Become rich and buy a wife
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
Nick!
Profile Joined March 2011
Scotland701 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1935
The bleep
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42417 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1936
ROFL. That beep on incontrol screaming HOLY SHIT
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
TriZ
Profile Joined September 2012
Belgium379 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1937
dat nuke, lol bomber
Qwerty85
Profile Joined June 2012
Croatia5536 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1938
On June 30 2013 06:29 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 06:28 AlternativeEgo wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:25 Plansix wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:21 sekalf wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:06 ROOTFayth wrote:
On June 30 2013 06:04 sekalf wrote:
I wish that guy would explain how he got that girl

jesus christ you goddamn super socially awkward kids, just go out and start talking to people and you will figure it out


Hey relax, I just wanted some tips since he obviously know something I dont

Don't dress like a scrub. Shower, shave. Don't dress like a scrub. Be friendly and funny. Don't be a creeper. Don't dress like a scrub. Avoid smelling. Have nice hair. Don't dress like a scrub. Don't be a creeper. Be friends with girls, because they have other female friends.

These are the plans that will get you ladies. Avoid being a jerk and avoid being creepy.


Plan B: Be a jerk

This will get you a brand of girls you do not want. I would avoid being a jerk to get the kind of girls you do want.


How do you know what type of girl he wants?
shineq
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1453 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1939
"HE DID IT, HOLY SHIT"

I haven't seen that before, that's hilarious.
"If you can chill, chill." - Liquid`NonY, "david some do it T>T" - SlayerSBoxeR || Twitter: http://twtter.com/shineqGAMING || http://twitch.tv/shineq
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
June 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#1940
I miss the times when nestea, mkp, mvp, leenock and others came to MLG
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