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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.
A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Also, everyone give a big round of applause to Oxy, lil.sis, and our newest staff member Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Enjoy!
The LiquiScoop Haiku Contest Results
The votes are in, and the winner is: + Show Spoiler +
for T, it's "turtle"
Toss, he tempts "14 Nexus"
to The Swarm, "sd"
a monkey from DBZ
Did you guys know that?
by LaZyScV
it must be autumn;
cool breeze, yellow leaves, the sky
crackles with psi storm
by HonestTea
Scrolling the forum
ah, so much stupidity
where is my ban stick?
by Manifesto7
I like to watch VODs
I flood the bit-torrent thread
Uploaders love me
by ManaBlue
I suck at StarCraft
But I love to watch pro-games
I am ETT
by EvilTeleTubby
one rax fast expand
squiggly line oh shit! DT
blizzard doesn't care
by Uhjoo
Yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo like check it
Yo yo... edit: yo.
by StarN
I click show spoiler.
There is nothing funny there.
I am filled with rage.
by SuperJongMan
Protoss User Wept.
Mass Ultras is Instant Win.
He forgets he sucks.
by SuperJongMan
Log onto TL
Yet another penis thread?
Here comes Teroru
by yubee
I should get out more.
When I watch porn, I wonder:
what's her apm?
by BlessedAreTheFreak
Download the replays;
So I can study gosus,
Then lose to East noobs.
by MTF
Boxers departure,
Brings harsher the winter chill.
Await the return.
Argentinian!!
I read liquiscoop, and so
I want the Pink logs
by HnR)Insane
Either problem set
Or waste time writing haiku
Conclusion forgone
by azndsh
let me read the logs
people cut down too many trees
and eat too many frogs
by a-game
Why, Op-TL West
Why, in the Aussie evening
Is there no-one there?
by Tracil
Is IntoTheWow
Short For Into The World Of
WarCraft, Or It's Not?
by Last.Midnight
Damn, too gud Zerg!
Friend, exists NO gud Zergs,
But weak Terrans!
by One Page Memory
on day this couple
survived something tragic but
YOOH DID IT AGAIN.
by Gene
Nick why yooh alt tab
What could be more fun than me
Get back in here bitch.
by Pro_Bono
I hate P v Z
With all that technology
Toss should have bug spray
by Jin
Want to stop the smoke
I inhale toxic gas
Nicotine owns me
by perLi is 2down
Manifesto posts
Oh God! Zia has a dick
Someone Photoshop
by yubee
Manly Protoss Reach
His true pride is his zealots
ParkJeongSeok Fighting~
by penitent exile
Strategy forum,
Flames on scout mineral cost,
leave, spirit broken.
by Wysp
Oh, the agony
Bastard kakaru, back stabb
parasite, hack, pain
by BeSiGeR
A wall stops zealots
For dragoons with range upgrade
You will need siege tank
by omgbnetsux
The call of a crow
On a silent september
Calls the frost to rest
by Plexa
Week of 10/16/06 to 10/22/06 [010]
Notable Threads
- This past weekend, the World Cyber Games were held in Monza, Italy. Find all the links you'll need, recommended replays, and Korea's response to the almost-upsets by Draco and Legend. Also, show your appreciation for VOD commentator Tasteless here.
- Canata Interview, translated by uhjoo. Thanks!
- Two threads that show why TeamLiquid is special: one and two.
- Make up random curse words! Smurg shows you how
Image of the Week
- This week's image is the second LiquiScoop Comic strip, drawn by [angst]chraej. It will feature several recognizable characters from the TL.net community. Click to enlarge.
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://teamliquid.net/staff/Hot_Bid/LiquiScoop/LiquiScoopC2.JPG)
Funny Post of the Week
- In WCG Grand Anal 2006:
+ Show Spoiler +On October 19 2006 11:00 Beyonder wrote:![[image loading]](http://teamliquid.net/staff/Hot_Bid/wcg2006.gif)
Im confused.
Funny Old Post of the Week
- In Fakesteve's 5000th post:
+ Show Spoiler +On October 31 2004 22:20 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
I'm getting an early start on that next 'fantastic five thousand'
Forum Statistic of the Week
- All of these statistics are 100% true.
+ Show Spoiler +
Ban of the Week
- This week ban was carried out by Manifesto7. Find the banee and why he was banned here.
Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
- Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week. This week's OCFTotW is titled "a litltel beit of a dielammema" by BigBalls. Why can't he spell? Click!
LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
- Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey. On October 18 2006 18:07 Manifesto7 wrote:
Liquiscoop Bubbles,
Would be a much better lay,
Than your stumpy twig.
On October 18 2006 18:08 Bubbles TWM wrote:
lay? no understand -_-
On October 18 2006 20:05 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i hate that monkey
these stupid gimmicks are not
the path to funny
On October 18 2006 20:06 Bubbles TWM wrote:
bubbles will find you. no one hear you scream.
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