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LiquiScoop - Week of October 16th 2006

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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-06 04:26:49
October 23 2006 13:12 GMT
#1

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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Also, everyone give a big round of applause to Oxy, lil.sis, and our newest staff member Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Enjoy!

The LiquiScoop Haiku Contest Results

The votes are in, and the winner is: + Show Spoiler +
"THE DEVIL WHISPERS IN MY EAR" by HonestTea
for T, it's "turtle"
Toss, he tempts "14 Nexus"
to The Swarm, "sd"
Bubbles voted for: + Show Spoiler +
Bubbles is also
a monkey from DBZ
Did you guys know that?
by LaZyScV
All others: + Show Spoiler +
"LEGEND"
it must be autumn;
cool breeze, yellow leaves, the sky
crackles with psi storm
by HonestTea

Scrolling the forum
ah, so much stupidity
where is my ban stick?
by Manifesto7

I like to watch VODs
I flood the bit-torrent thread
Uploaders love me
by ManaBlue

I suck at StarCraft
But I love to watch pro-games
I am ETT
by EvilTeleTubby

one rax fast expand
squiggly line oh shit! DT
blizzard doesn't care
by Uhjoo

Yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo like check it
Yo yo... edit: yo.
by StarN

I click show spoiler.
There is nothing funny there.
I am filled with rage.
by SuperJongMan

Protoss User Wept.
Mass Ultras is Instant Win.
He forgets he sucks.
by SuperJongMan

Log onto TL
Yet another penis thread?
Here comes Teroru
by yubee

I should get out more.
When I watch porn, I wonder:
what's her apm?
by BlessedAreTheFreak

Download the replays;
So I can study gosus,
Then lose to East noobs.
by MTF

Boxers departure,
Brings harsher the winter chill.
Await the return.

Argentinian!!
I read liquiscoop, and so
I want the Pink logs
by HnR)Insane

Either problem set
Or waste time writing haiku
Conclusion forgone
by azndsh

let me read the logs
people cut down too many trees
and eat too many frogs
by a-game

Why, Op-TL West
Why, in the Aussie evening
Is there no-one there?
by Tracil

Is IntoTheWow
Short For Into The World Of
WarCraft, Or It's Not?
by Last.Midnight

Damn, too gud Zerg!
Friend, exists NO gud Zergs,
But weak Terrans!
by One Page Memory

on day this couple
survived something tragic but
YOOH DID IT AGAIN.
by Gene

Nick why yooh alt tab
What could be more fun than me
Get back in here bitch.
by Pro_Bono

I hate P v Z
With all that technology
Toss should have bug spray
by Jin

Want to stop the smoke
I inhale toxic gas
Nicotine owns me
by perLi is 2down

Manifesto posts
Oh God! Zia has a dick
Someone Photoshop
by yubee

Manly Protoss Reach
His true pride is his zealots
ParkJeongSeok Fighting~
by penitent exile

Strategy forum,
Flames on scout mineral cost,
leave, spirit broken.
by Wysp

Oh, the agony
Bastard kakaru, back stabb
parasite, hack, pain
by BeSiGeR

A wall stops zealots
For dragoons with range upgrade
You will need siege tank
by omgbnetsux

The call of a crow
On a silent september
Calls the frost to rest
by Plexa
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries!

Week of 10/16/06 to 10/22/06 [010]

Notable Threads
  • This past weekend, the World Cyber Games were held in Monza, Italy. Find all the links you'll need, recommended replays, and Korea's response to the almost-upsets by Draco and Legend. Also, show your appreciation for VOD commentator Tasteless here.

  • Canata Interview, translated by uhjoo. Thanks!

  • Two threads that show why TeamLiquid is special: one and two.

  • Make up random curse words! Smurg shows you how
.

Image of the Week
  • This week's image is the second LiquiScoop Comic strip, drawn by [angst]chraej. It will feature several recognizable characters from the TL.net community. Click to enlarge.
    + Show Spoiler +
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Funny Post of the Week
  • In WCG Grand Anal 2006:
    + Show Spoiler +
    On October 19 2006 11:00 Beyonder wrote:
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    Im confused.


Funny Old Post of the Week
  • In Fakesteve's 5000th post:
    + Show Spoiler +
    On October 31 2004 22:20 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
    I'm getting an early start on that next 'fantastic five thousand'


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All of these statistics are 100% true.
    + Show Spoiler +
    FrozenArbiter reached his 10,000th post in a little over two years. Evidence here, here, and here.


Ban of the Week
  • This week ban was carried out by Manifesto7. Find the banee and why he was banned here.


Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
  • Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week. This week's OCFTotW is titled "a litltel beit of a dielammema" by BigBalls. Why can't he spell? Click!


LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
    On October 18 2006 18:07 Manifesto7 wrote:
    Liquiscoop Bubbles,
    Would be a much better lay,
    Than your stumpy twig.

    On October 18 2006 18:08 Bubbles TWM wrote:
    lay? no understand -_-

    On October 18 2006 20:05 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
    i hate that monkey
    these stupid gimmicks are not
    the path to funny

    On October 18 2006 20:06 Bubbles TWM wrote:
    bubbles will find you. no one hear you scream.

    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.

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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 23 2006 13:12 GMT
#2
First floor!~

Take that, dumbabo.
Moderator<:3-/-<
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
October 23 2006 13:14 GMT
#3
--- Nuked ---
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 23 2006 13:18 GMT
#4
Great job Smurg, you're amazingly fast with photoshop.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 23 2006 13:22 GMT
#5
Lol FA is closing in fast on 20k. Prep the cake. Make him a larva this time.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
October 23 2006 13:23 GMT
#6
i SIRL'd @ nazguls helmet. great stuff
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-23 13:25:27
October 23 2006 13:24 GMT
#7
Nice post as always guys.
My haiku was embarassingly bad, I couldn't think of anything to write about
The logs were worth it though!

Also SIRL is the dumbest acronym I've ever heard used on an internet forum, unfortunately
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
October 23 2006 14:12 GMT
#8
the collectible cards are gold, speaking of which there should be an MTG version of Starcraft...

And FA should get a customized FA icon. photoshop go!
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
October 23 2006 14:33 GMT
#9

On October 18 2006 20:05 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i hate that monkey
these stupid gimmicks are not
the path to funny

On October 18 2006 20:06 Bubbles TWM wrote:
bubbles will find you. no one hear you scream.


Hahahaha, best part of the post.
There's crashing?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 23 2006 14:38 GMT
#10
congrats davidgurt you're a certifiable moron
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-23 14:45:24
October 23 2006 14:43 GMT
#11
Hot damn I've been waiting for this liquiscoop for what feels like an eternity. Much s2 (<3) to the Liquiscoop team.

DAMN those cards are INSANE! Brings back memories of Magic. =DD
Do your best, God will do the rest.
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
October 23 2006 14:44 GMT
#12
Ahha, David FINALLY posts and FakeSteve pwns him.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Regulator
Profile Joined October 2006
60 Posts
October 23 2006 15:02 GMT
#13
Wow, this was the best liquiscoop yet
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
October 23 2006 15:30 GMT
#14
--- Nuked ---
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
October 23 2006 15:37 GMT
#15
Very nice one guys.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
October 23 2006 16:09 GMT
#16
hahha great liquiscoop. keep it up.
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
October 23 2006 18:07 GMT
#17
OMG OMG GUYS GUYs...... I GOT NAZGULS HELMET!!!
ModeratorGodfather
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 23 2006 20:01 GMT
#18
those tl.net cards are so hilarious
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-23 21:02:04
October 23 2006 21:00 GMT
#19
Alright, who made my glorious Anal thread link wrong!!

The cards are awesome :D
Moderator
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
October 23 2006 21:13 GMT
#20
lol travis -_-
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
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