Let's get graphic

Town is standing in a circle, and everyone starts demanding to see everyone else's dicks. People start claiming huge dicks, and the ones with the most erect hard-ons seem to be the biggest townies. People start to accuse dicks, claiming people with less of an erection aren't town. BH immediately says that he has the most massive dick by far. People begin to yell at him for saying his dick is massive and isn't visible through his pants. Hope comes on and says its true that BH has a massive dick and he has one just as big. People are furious. Why tell us of your large penises now everyone knows. Marv who has a substantial erection himself, learns of Bums massive penis as well. Wow, he says, that is big. Rayn gets mad, cause BH should show marv his real dick. BH totally wants to show marv his big dick, but LSB says that's not ok to show on national television. Rayn says that's not enough, even though marv told him that the big dick claims have all seen each other's massive penises, and the micro penis people would never do that. Rayn says no, they still don't have big dicks, because we can't see them. Marv gets sent a dick pic from BH. You like that marv? LSB calls foul and warns BH that he must censor his Penis. Rayn does not believe the dick pic anyway. BH, feeling so proud of his girth, whips out his penis along with Hope 's and bum's dicks, in front of everyone. They all have massive but flaccid dicks. LSB fires BH and buds from the show. but everyone saw. The show gets taken off the air.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 16 2014 02:27 GMT

#141

I was going to make them women, but I didn't know where to go with that.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 00:43 GMT

#224

I haven't talked with my friends, but I think I will be the mayor.

I will build on our foundation of towniess to stone the mafia dead. I have a rock solid mentality and my play is concrete. I will study your meta, may it not morphic our reads. The igneous ones will be chastised and their reads will be obsidious. I will provide lots of graphites to help comprehend our interactions.

For I am an expert of masonry and I pride myself in the craft! Vote Bum for mayor because he is mad confident in his scum hunting now. You can PM me whenever. I'm up for that.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 00:44 GMT

#227

On January 26 2014 09:44 VisceraEyes wrote:
Don't mind bum, he's just stoned.

lol you remember that pyp game?

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 00:52 GMT

#233

LSB, the links to people's filter in the OP redirect to the old game

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 01:08 GMT

#237

On January 26 2014 09:46 VisceraEyes wrote:

Show nested quote +

I remember some of them. Probably not the one you're referring to, I'm really bad with that sort of thing.

I thought you had picked up on this lol

On August 31 2010 11:35 bumatlarge wrote:
AHEM I MEAN

Bumatlarge was high as a kite that evening. Town actually appreciated his batman antics and gave him some pot, which is legal in liquidia ofc. Batman mask set, he roamed the night. HOLY SHIT A CAT. Oh look LSD's house. Bum sneaks in the back alley, tries to climb over a fence, but it swings open at the climax of his climb. Gravity being the bitch that it is, sent bum on a 3 foot skydive into a trashcan! HOLY SHIT A RACCOON. OW. Bum thanks his lucky stars he developed a rabies immunity when he got bit by that raccoon a second ago. Before Bum could question his reasoning, he runs into some dude smokin a cig at the backdoor.

"Sup homes" Bum said in his gravelly voice
"Uh hello"
"You the tracker?" Bum said in his cementy voice
"Sure.. are you high?"
"YOU BET" Bum said in a stoned voice

bum quickly started talking about his encounters with untame beasts and popular topics often discussed by the stalkers of the night, and the other guy smoked a whole pack. before bum knew it, the sun was coming out!

"Aight later did what I needed too" and then he left.

"Oh wait- oh fudgepops" Bum pebbled.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 01:20 GMT

#240

I think the faster we establish candidates for mayor, the less likely we get scum interference. If you are going to run, do it now and quickly. In my experience, mafia usually talk about the mayor race, an if they don't get into it they just give up. I want to give everyone time to get in here, but I think we can cheat the odds if we conglomerate the race now.

As of right now:
Bum
VE
balla
templar

correct me if im wrong

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 01:28 GMT

#244

On January 26 2014 10:22 VisceraEyes wrote:

Show nested quote +

What do you mean "the less likely we get scum interference"? If scum are going to run, they're going to run and making a list of people running isn't going to stop anyone from doing anything is it?

Sure, someone might be scum in that list, but it's not going to generate a following without other townies doing it. It's just the nature of the beginning of the game sometimes. I don't think there is much harm in doing it, even if I'm wrong.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 01:29 GMT

#245

On January 26 2014 10:25 Blazinghand wrote:
*consolidate

conglomerate goes better with the mason theme though.

By the way, if someone is my mason, PM me.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 01:34 GMT

#252

On January 26 2014 10:29 Balla24 wrote:
Why are you rushing people to declare their candidacy? Last game marv didn't run for a long time and he ended up being the best candidate. Let things develop as they develop.

I think thats player specific. Marv is easier to read, if their is a good player that is easy to read in this game, I would make an exception. It's more difficult for mafia to jump into a race mid way. The more a player is pressured and forced to talk, the more I can get a read on them.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 02:09 GMT

#268

##Vote bumatlarge

I'm going to the movies. Feel free to PM me in the mean time. A BUM MAYOR IS A SCUM MAYOR- I MEAN DUMB MAYOR- I MEAN.... IS A GOOD CHOICE.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 06:32 GMT

#354

Slam's prescription will start off rough, but I think it will work wonders if you give it time. Page 16 Slam is great.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 07:01 GMT

#368

mr bungle sits on a throne of lies.

I have a scum read on balla for now. And bungle knows it lol

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 07:04 GMT

#370

Bungle = mocsta

target acquired

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 07:12 GMT

#372

Logical leaps in PM land. I said I want to see alot of voting to help my assessment of people, and he asked if I was going to lynch one of the people running. That was a big assumption, but I could be wrong. He seems paranoid about his well-being. I don't understand why he would jump to that when I haven't said anything about him at that point.

bumatlarge

United States4516 Posts

January 26 2014 07:22 GMT

#377

On January 26 2014 16:18 Balla24 wrote:
Paranoid about my well-being? How so?

Well you are one of three other people running besies myself, and when I tell you I'm going to look at the votes, you jump to that. It seems a little self interested, when I never said anything about that.