I have a stalker here on TL. There. I said it. As simply as can be. I always thought it would be kinda flattering but holy shit is it ever not. I’m not gonna name names but I guarantee he knows who he is. Hell, he’ll probably post in here. But the real question is - will he realize I’m talking about him? I don’t know, we’ll see.
Anyways, you may be wondering what I mean by stalker. I mean that this jackass replies to like every post I make. Not a good post either. Some terrible, half-relevant bullshit that makes me facepalm every single time. I swear he makes the post just for the sake of having replied to me. He’s got close to 2k posts and at least 90% are absolutely Godawful. In fact, I’d argue he’s the most consistently poor poster on TL, or at least among them. I don’t know if he has any bans to his name, though I know at the very least he was banned from BW Strat forum at some point for giving the worst D minus minus advice anyone possibly could ever.
The problem is that his specific brand of stupid, terrible bullshit posts aren’t really necessarily bannable. It’s just the kinds of posts you see and go “Oh that was pretty fucking stupid” and then move on with your life. God knows I would like to do the same thing but its harder when it seems close to half the bloody posts are replies to you. Jesus.
And does he just reply to me on the forums? No. He fucking PMs me way more than is acceptable. I got about 5 of them in the last 4 days or so. Yes some of them are replies (because my dumb ass replied to him in the first place) but I think 3 of them are entirely independent, “Lets fucking PM Bibbit for some fucking reason” bullshit. Let’s take a look at one of those PMs, shall we?
I mean, like, the hell is wrong with you?
Who the hell does that? I think it was in regards to either my Horang2 or my HiyA article, and yeah I did get a bit of fan mail for those things, but Jesus Christ. Why? Why would you send me that? Let’s look at a normal, human bit of fan mail.
Oh look, a normal non-annoying-as-shit human being !
I know I’m probably destined for another PM from this jackass by writing this but maybe if I lay it out bluntly that I Don’t Want You Fucking Talking to Me, he might get it. Here’s to hoping.
P.S. Yes I’m kinda tweeking here. Anyone who has read my shit regularly knows I don’t typically like to swear too much, especially the F-Bomb, but seriously, Fuck that guy
Alright, I’m okay now. Cheers.
Edit: People are trying to I Am Spartacus this shit so I need to make a list of people claiming to be him but totally aren't so I <3 them. Eventually the list might reveal who he is. : O
Edit 2: Nevermind that. It's 3FFA. He posted and revealed himself.
Sorry for stalking you, here is my last gift to you: The heart of hearts. This goodbye......it feels like a period of my life is over. I guess I have to move on Love is cruel, but it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. </3
There's something unsettling about that heart, it must be slightly asymmetrical or something.
Lmao. You really should get on iCCup/b.net overall more. I do stuff like that heart all the time xD. It is part of my personality. For example my introduction thread @ Staredit.net "Lurker Lurks No More!" It has the exact same pizza heart in there(Smaller though since I've given K_A like half a dozen of them by now lol). I will randomly type "<3" in spam to make a heart that goes across the whole battle.net chat channel chat from side to side (basically a heart about the same size as is in the OP). Basically, it is a joke and you are the first person to take it seriously lol. Come on bro you gotta skate.
edit: fu torti and the guy above me lol. I wanted to be the third xD.
edit2: Guy below me is correct ^^. Also, I don't stalk you LOL. I get bored at random times and get back to posting on TL instead of gaming. I have like almost a whole summer of not posting I believe lol. edit3: Also, just sent you a pm xD.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Bibbit wrote: LOL ye Raptor you got it.
Since he posted here and revealed it himself I can say it now. : )
Also, 3FFA, I hope you see now that I dont like you and I think we should see other people.
LOL. I know you don't "like" me but you do like me in the sense of friends except for when you take things too seriously. Then it just gets awkward. Kinda like now lol. edit: Your pm says it again. You gotta learn to skate bro.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
That first picture gave me a smile similar to the shape of a banana, you won't receive a PM from me for it though but a thank you in this post you can have.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
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