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Alsar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States130 Posts
July 11 2009 06:09 GMT
#21
I don't really like tuna by itself but I love tuna salad. Since you can't eat mayo since you're trying to eat healthy, maybe try just adding relish/cucumber/peppers etc? That would probably make it better.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
July 11 2009 06:09 GMT
#22
The only reason this thread sucks is
+ Show Spoiler +
it made me crave tuna and I have none.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-11 06:14:04
July 11 2009 06:13 GMT
#23
I open tuna, strain the fuck out of the water with the lid by squezing it for a few minutes a few times over the sink.
Then I get about a tsp of mayo, 1-2 tblsp of mustard, tsp of tabasco sauce, and a bit of pepper. Mix it all up and put it on toasted bread or put it on regular bread with cheese and melt that shit.

so bomb

and the best part is I don't even dirty a dish, just a butter knife.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
July 11 2009 06:25 GMT
#24
On July 11 2009 15:13 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I open tuna, strain the fuck out of the water with the lid by squezing it for a few minutes a few times over the sink.
Then I get about a tsp of mayo, 1-2 tblsp of mustard, tsp of tabasco sauce, and a bit of pepper. Mix it all up and put it on toasted bread or put it on regular bread with cheese and melt that shit.

so bomb

and the best part is I don't even dirty a dish, just a butter knife.


that sounds amazing
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
Jovan
Profile Joined August 2006
Canada65 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-11 06:40:07
July 11 2009 06:39 GMT
#25
On July 11 2009 14:25 The Storyteller wrote:
In keeping with my resolution to do something I'm not good at every year (so I don't feel like a hypocrite when I tell my students to do whatever _they're_ not good at) I've started following the fitness thread, working out and lifting weights and eating like an amateur bodybuilder.

The food is absolutely disgusting but it lends me an air of moral superiority when I tell my students to shut up and memorise their spelling list. Not to mention the curl of my lips from the taste of the low fat milk (I abhore milk) I force myself to drink has a menacing effect on children below the age of 12.

The tinned tuna is the worst, though. Since protein builds muscle and tinned tuna is a cheap source of protein, I have to eat at least 3 tins a week. It's dry (ironic, since it's packed in water), tasteless (ironic, since it's preserved with salt) and really feels like I'm eating soggy cardboard.

I think tuna, knowing that they are the living, swimming equivalent of a protein shake, have cunningly evolved to taste like shit when cooked and canned. But it seems quite vindictive to inflict suffering on the guy who _didn't_ kill them _after_ they're dead.

The only kind of tuna I love is maguro sashimi/sushi, but it's so devilishly expensive. I can't wait to cover enough moral high ground so I can go back to being a geek. But until then...


What BreaK and daz said are some of the things you can do to make it less disguisting. Hopefully you know that chicken is another good source of protein, as well as sardines. Protein shakes are good as well, but again, it might disgust you.

Lol though I've never heard someone expressing their disgust for tuna and low fat milk the way you did. I do some body building and yeah I don't like tuna that much but it's something you get used to.
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
July 11 2009 06:58 GMT
#26
try all different brands some are really dry/tasteless like you described and others are more "wet" and easier to eat. just find a brand that you like.

T.O.P. *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Hong Kong4685 Posts
July 11 2009 07:07 GMT
#27
Why not eat fresh fish. I don't think canned tuna is nearly as good health wise. There's also a lot of mercury in canned tuna.
Oracle comes in, Scvs go down, never a miscommunication.
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
July 11 2009 07:17 GMT
#28
mercury isnt going to kill you, its the salt you have to worry about, try getting low salt canned tuna
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
July 11 2009 09:34 GMT
#29
I hate canned tuna, I opt for canned salmon, a little bit more fat in it, but well worth not vomiting every time I eat.

Although admittedly, these days I am eating so bland due to my cutting diet that I don't even care what I eat or what it tastes like anymore.

"Did you just mix oatmeal, with egg whites and cottage cheese?"
"What does it taste like?"
"umm... air?"
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 11 2009 09:48 GMT
#30
On July 11 2009 14:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
hmm i eat that tinned tuna straight up lol


Yes, I know real men like it straight up. Unfortunately I am not a real man... yet! Rawr!
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 11 2009 09:51 GMT
#31
I would rather eat fresh fish, the trouble is that tuna is just so much easier to prepare. No cooking involved. I also love salmon, but tuna is really cheap. Maybe I'll look a little harder in the supermarket and see if I can find a good compromise.

The tuna I'm eating now is the second cheapest I can find. It's actually not bad compared to the cheapest. When I was eating the cheapest tuna, even my cat wouldn't eat it. Now when I open a tin the cat tries to grab a nibble.

And yeah, I always go for the low fat, low salt tins.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 11 2009 09:51 GMT
#32
On July 11 2009 18:34 Energies wrote:
"Did you just mix oatmeal, with egg whites and cottage cheese?"
"What does it taste like?"
"umm... air?"


That sounds terrible =(
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 11 2009 11:47 GMT
#33
raw tuna ftw
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 11 2009 13:16 GMT
#34
waiting for Spirit of the tuna to show up with a post lol
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 11 2009 13:50 GMT
#35
You can always try canned chicken. Somewhat close nutrition wise, but it's a lot more moist and it tastes...well, exactly like chicken. Depending where you are, it may even cost roughly the same amount.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-11 14:21:26
July 11 2009 14:18 GMT
#36
Here when a girl is ugly you call her a tuna ( well a "thon" in French ) and it is highly offensive. Kinda off topic but i think it is funny lol.

Btw i like roasted tuna. It tastes very differently than fishes. More like beef.

Also tinned tuna isn't that bad imo.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
July 11 2009 16:29 GMT
#37
Really need to go with the solid white albacore.... a little bit of mayo goes a long way even if it's a bit fattening lol
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Wotans_Fire
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom294 Posts
July 11 2009 19:58 GMT
#38
I don't understand why you can't have mayonnaise? maybe if you're overweight, but if not then get as many calories as you possibly can when working out ... i don't like tuna or smoked salmon or stuff like that without mayo and pepper, try lemon juice and creme fraiche as well.
"OMG this is pivotal!" ~ Tasteless "Indeed" ~ Artosis
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
July 11 2009 21:43 GMT
#39
Eat beans (so much variety and different uses) ... don't eat tuna. My bro has made a ridiculously good bean salad before.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
July 11 2009 21:49 GMT
#40
beans suck tuna is better.
yes.
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