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It's a simple list of things I hate. No order needed or given because they are all hated equally.
- My friend who always tries to correct lyrics I'm singing when I'm right and he's wrong. He just listens to what the lyric sounds like and then picks a word which sounds similar, but just similar enough to the point where most people would mistake it for something else even though they're not mistaken to begin with. For example, "Livin' La Viva Loca" instead of "Livin' La Vida Loca" or "Do You Believe In Love After Life?" instead of "Do You Believe In Love After Love?" Though the worst was when he tried to tell me that TLC's "Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls" was actually "Go Go Jason Waterfalls"
Also, not really related, but he had a goddamn screaming argument with me about the fact that the one guy's name from Dawson's Creek was Casey and not Pacey. (It is, infact, Pacey).
- When I'm talking to a person I don't know that well on the phone and can't understand a single fucking word coming out of their mouths. If it's a close friend, I can just say "Dude, what the FUCK are you telling me?" and they'll just say "Whatever, I'll just tell you when I get there." Not the case when you're not very close with the person. I just say "Ohh, okay." and then embrace the white wall of silence edging ever closer as the response I gave had nothing to do with the apparent question he had just asked me.
- When I've been talking to a female consistently for half a year and get to the point where I can call or text them whenever I feel like it and they'll drop everything and respond. And then one fine, sunny day, they just decide to stop replying to any of my texts and not answer any of my calls. I'm going on 5 days of no contact with the most recent case! Hoping we can go all the way!
- How people always seem to have the most outlandish, fucking incomprehensible reasons for not calling a particular individual when the truth rarely stretches any further than "I'm too shy to call them." or "I don't wanna bother them right now." Instead of just saying whichever of those two statements is holding true at the moment, they'll just spout some nonsense and expect everyone to accept it when the evening is depending on contacting this human being and no one else in the party has their number. "I can't call him because I've already texted him!" or "I can't call him because then he won't call me back for 8 days!" or whatever the hell.
- How my friend would always say the same Cruella de Vil quote from 101 Dalmatians in a really fucked up, high-pitched, annoying voice when we were in high school. At some point during your day, you'd hear him say "Bring me the puppies!" and everyone would laugh. God, I hated him.
- How my mother always waits until after I've eaten the biggest meal anyone has ever eaten in the history of the world to ask me to do something. And it's never "go check the mail" or something simple. No, it's always some goddamn Tolstoy-esque struggle which I have to complete before sundown. Which is just what I need after I've just finished basically eating all of my motivation and will to live.
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Bring me the puppies, Jason Waterfalls.
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try to preempt her by checking the mail beforehand
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i recommend valium
i also used to think it was jason waterfalls 
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Pubbanana, don't ever stop sharing the beautiful gems produced by your noggin. Ever.
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GO GO JASON WATERFALLS!
PS: I didn't call you because I had to perform a liver transplant on my pet wallabee.
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the title was a bit misleading
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you really need some better friends
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I always thought it was 'Do you believe in life after love?'
That makes more sense than 'Do you believe in love after love?' to me.
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Just checked google, and it has the lyrics listed as both. :S
Edit: yelling match over dawson's creek = gay 
Edit2: cruella devilla boy = FLAMING
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On September 16 2008 09:35 pubbanana wrote:
Though the worst was when he tried to tell me that TLC's "Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls" was actually "Go Go Jason Waterfalls"
The worst is that you actually listen to TLC.
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On September 16 2008 09:58 Butigroove wrote:I always thought it was 'Do you believe in life after love?' That makes more sense than 'Do you believe in love after love?' to me. - Just checked google, and it has the lyrics listed as both. :S Edit: yelling match over dawson's creek = gay Edit2: cruella devilla boy = FLAMING
its life after love
no way its anything else
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On September 16 2008 09:58 Butigroove wrote:I always thought it was 'Do you believe in life after love?' That makes more sense than 'Do you believe in love after love?' to me. - Just checked google, and it has the lyrics listed as both. :S Edit: yelling match over dawson's creek = gay Edit2: cruella devilla boy = FLAMING
Maybe I fucked it up, but he was definitely putting "life" in the wrong place.
On September 16 2008 10:07 Hittegods wrote:Show nested quote +On September 16 2008 09:35 pubbanana wrote:
Though the worst was when he tried to tell me that TLC's "Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls" was actually "Go Go Jason Waterfalls" The worst is that you actually listen to TLC.
It's not the worst, relax. 
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"love after love" can actually make sense. Like after you've lost love, you wonder if there can be love again.
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Wait wait, it's not "Life after Love"?
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On September 16 2008 10:12 pubbanana wrote:Show nested quote +On September 16 2008 10:07 Hittegods wrote:On September 16 2008 09:35 pubbanana wrote:
Though the worst was when he tried to tell me that TLC's "Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls" was actually "Go Go Jason Waterfalls" The worst is that you actually listen to TLC. It's not the worst, relax.
Sorry, thought it was a hostility blog =(
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On September 16 2008 10:41 H_ wrote:
Wait wait, it's not "Life after Love"?
it is
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What the hell are you listening to those songs for anyway!?
I hate people driving. Especially people who aren't from Jersey. Fuck, you people can't fucking drive if your life depended on it. Florida people are the biggest culprits. I saw about 8 of them driving home from Boston over the weekend, and each was more of a retard than the last one. Stand still traffic, switching between every lane, slamming the brakes instead of easing on to them, doing 55 in the fast lane...... asd;fkllaljsdf
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On September 16 2008 22:32 Hawk wrote:
What the hell are you listening to those songs for anyway!?
I hate people driving. Especially people who aren't from Jersey. Fuck, you people can't fucking drive if your life depended on it. Florida people are the biggest culprits. I saw about 8 of them driving home from Boston over the weekend, and each was more of a retard than the last one. Stand still traffic, switching between every lane, slamming the brakes instead of easing on to them, doing 55 in the fast lane...... asd;fkllaljsdf
Fucking Pennsylvania motherfuckers drive as if they are in their little backwood shithole and no one else is on the road... Fucking New Yorkers don't make right turns on red and beep their horns when passing you just in case you didn't have eyes and were going to switch lanes in front of them.
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EPT
