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Alright, so today i am in a very happy mood which is kind of pathetic because of why, to put it simply my brother is a dick and gets away with basically everything, he fucks up my computer and doens't get in trouble.
Recently my brother has gotten a job (he's 13) He works for my neighbor who lives right next to us. He has the sweetest deal i have ever heard, i was fucking jealous. Basically he gets 10$ an hour to work whenever he wants and all he has to do is call the guy. Fucking easy money, Right? No, my brother is a spoiled bitch. The guy calls up today and asks my brother if he would like to work, my mom informs him that my brother is still asleep, and that she will tell him to call him when he wakes up.
So finally my brother wakes up, and my mom tells him that John called and would like him to work today and that he should call him back. The little fuck starts flipping out, "I DONT WANT TO WORK ON WEEKENDS" and screaming in this annoying ass pre-pubescent high pitch voice that drives a stake through the ears. FYI this is the most reasonable i have ever thought my mom to ever be, most of the time she is just a bitch. All she wanted him to do was call and tell John, his boss that he couldn't work today.
The next HOUR is just me in my room listening to them scream about calling him and my brother being outragiously douche as usual, then my mom says "FINE I WILL CALL HIM AND TEL HIM YOU CANT WORK TODAY" My brother takes the phone off the hook in his room and locks the dooor so she can't make the phone call. After about 15 fucking minutes she convinces him to hang up the phone and allow her to call him.
My mom calls up this guy and says "Matt cannot work today, sorry." and the guy goes "I know he left his window open i heard him screaming, if he doesn't want to work he just has to call and tell me."
FIANLLY SWEET JUSTICE, SOMEONE BESIDES ME REALIZES HOW MUHC OF A OUTRAGIOUS DILLHOLE MY BROTHER IS. This fucking made my day, this little teenage girlyman just got fucking owned.
Poll: Is my brother a spoiled little Bitch?
(Vote): YES
(Vote): YES
(Vote): YES
(Vote): HELL FUCKING YES
Edit: Oh, and if that didn't convince you that he's a pompas jackass, he also skateboards, dyes his hair blonde and cries to my mom if i do anything that upsets his spoiled ass at all.
Also since he started Wrestling he has kept trying to fight me, especilly if we are infront of groups of people, like his frineds or mine. Then when he tries to put me in some hold he forgets this ISN'T wrestling and i can strait shot him in the face, which it turns out is the counter to any hold.
 
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WOW
i would LOVE to work for 10 USD an hour.... >_>~~~~`
what did the work entail anyway? was it hard work or what?...
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Rofl, nah nothing too hard it was just landscape work for neihgbor, probably just like watering plants or something, no big deal. Basically a 13 could do it.... but he's to good for it.
Well basically this is USA we have child labor laws, to put it simply this was NOT anything that you wouldn't do for 5$ an hour, let alone 10$ the kid is just spoiled, i am happy he got fired in such an embarrassing way. Knowing him though he will somehow find a way to get fired, it's lame as fuck.
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Why don't you tell your neighboor that you can work and get the same payment?
fucking shit yes? :D
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United States2263 Posts
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I'm about to, i'm shit broke right now. In my wallet there is a picture of me on my license, that's it  (admitadly a sexy picture, but still)
Wait theres also a card from a restaurant i went to with the name of the manager, i'm 90% sure the guy put it in my wallet without me noticing somehow, because i remember geting back to the hotel and it beign there and i know i didn't put it in. That was a weird fucking night. Back on topic, I'm stealing that pricks job.
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Vatican City State1176 Posts
he is fucking 13
I didn't like to work when I was 13
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Then don't go around looking for a job, no one forced him to get a job at all he wanted one so he had money, then he was a complete dick about everything.
edit: why does this thing get nothing but positive comments except for the guy who said he didn't wanan work when he was 13 but yet somehow out of my retarded "Racist" one and the toehr story this somehow gets 1 star, i'm amazed
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You should check if you didn't take your sister for a brother all those years.
Puberty is fucking hilarious to watch as someone who has already gotten through all of that.
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Hahah I know friends like that too. They want too fight or something and act all tough, then they try to put me in some wrestling hold and I just punch them in the face. "PUNCHING ISN'T ALLOWED WTF". This is a fight you jackass, not a pansy convention.
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rofl yeah kid thinks i would kick him in the nuts, i will after i read nastymarines art of fighting tihng. The little punk can't handle my jackie chan/Mortal Kombat fighting style.
P.S. I thought my brother was gay for like 2 years, Theres a certain age where you shouldn't go into a tent in the backyard with 4 guys and never hang out with girls, especilyl when all the little bitches his age wanted him. (For unknown fucking reasons.)
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he ain't heavy, he's my brother... that i can easily bitch slap around~~
it's none of my business, but he seems a bit spoiled, be a good elder brother and tell him not to take things for granted. help him out in his early teens, and he won't be a big pain in the ass when he's 16+.
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nah dude, he's a dick no matter what i do, no matter what happens i get in trouble for what he does and what i do. He is just an asshole and i can't help him with anything because it will just get thrown back in my face.
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So are you working for John yet? Also..most likely youre a spoiled brat too, runs in the family. You have the same parents/upbringing. Do you have a job? You're 17 and he's 13.
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I'm not spoiled, and no job yet, i applied to a few places, should have a job soon.
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