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I am naturally just an asshole. My humor is very sarcastic and laced with irony from obscure connections. But the bottom line is I am an asshole because I run over the boundaries.
To fix this problem, I am gonna try a test for myself using my self discipline to flatter people and be nothing but a good person. That includes picking up trash and common courtesy such as flushing other people's toilets. I hope this works out and if not is always fine
   
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lol what an odd reaction, no offense.
You sound like you're saying "man people think I'm an asshole so I will ingratiate myself to everyone". If that's just how you are naturally, it's fine. I mean try to be overall a bit nicer if possible at all, but you don't have to go overboard to the point at which you know you won't be happy anyway.
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On September 06 2012 11:58 StateofReverie wrote: I am naturally just an asshole. My humor is very sarcastic and laced with irony from obscure connections. But the bottom line is I am an asshole because I run over the boundaries.
To fix this problem, I am gonna try a test for myself using my self discipline to flatter people and be nothing but a good person. That includes picking up trash and common courtesy such as flushing other people's toilets. I hope this works out and if not is always fine Why is only flattering people being a good person? And...flushing other people's toilets? what the heck?
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You don't have to go that overboard dude. But I like the effort. It's good to exercise all aspects of our personalities. Makes us stronger people. ^^
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Have you tried just shutting up? No seriously, try just being quiet and mindful. It might be just enough of what you're aiming for.
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If that is your description of a dick then I'm one too. sarcasm
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I am amused at all the negative comments.
I think you'll find it a useful exercise, OP. ^^
Sarcasm is much more enjoyable when it's not habitual.
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On September 06 2012 12:17 Torte de Lini wrote: Have you tried just shutting up? No seriously, try just being quiet and mindful. It might be just enough of what you're aiming for. I am a good listener and am mindful but when I do talk, I have a twisted sense of humor
On September 06 2012 11:59 Aerisky wrote: lol what an odd reaction, no offense.
You sound like you're saying "man people think I'm an asshole so I will ingratiate myself to everyone". If that's just how you are naturally, it's fine. I mean try to be overall a bit nicer if possible at all, but you don't have to go overboard to the point at which you know you won't be happy anyway. I like to try new things
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I tihnk in this case, an audio/video presentation of how you are will best describe you to us.
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People probably won't like you going into their toilet stall and flushing their toilet.
(if you do so pls record it)
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On September 06 2012 11:59 Aerisky wrote: lol what an odd reaction, no offense.
You sound like you're saying "man people think I'm an asshole so I will ingratiate myself to everyone". If that's just how you are naturally, it's fine. I mean try to be overall a bit nicer if possible at all, but you don't have to go overboard to the point at which you know you won't be happy anyway.
well said.
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Eh? This was just a short, quirky, weird ass blog lol. I've not heard people right out say that they are assholes to people - that's not something to be proud of or want to be...feels like you're just clamboring for attention with that statement, and you should really consider what's bothering you/why the fuck you feel inclined to be a dick to everyone else.
Keep your humour to yourself if it's so twisted that others will not understand it and it makes you look like a dick - that's basic social etiquette. Listen more than you talk as a rule, and you automatically become less annoying. Think before you fucking speak (I've had this problem in the past) and don't say anything that could be taken as rude, if you don't want to look like an asshole.
You do that, and if people still think you're an asshole then you couldn't please them anyway. Save the dicking around and hooligans for your close friends, and be kind to others and you're all good to go. A good mood is contagious.
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Some people are just dicks. How it is l0l. If you hate people, you hate people, find other people like you .
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As for the first statement, I agree 150%.
as for the second statement, I say acting NORMAL would be a better idea.
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Maybe you should go a step further and wipe for them too...
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I flush when othe rpeople have "forgotten" to. Courtesy flushing is common courtesy
Define normal. more then 50% people consider themselves above average at their job and life
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Well if you're a dick and an asshole you can go fuck yourself!
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On September 06 2012 14:19 THE_DOMINATOR wrote: Well if you're a dick and an asshole you can go fuck yourself!
Well played, well played
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Just counting down the clock till your out of here. And again, I hope your attempt at becoming a physician is in jest, cause its not going to happen unless your real life persona is a complete 180 of how you portray yourself here. So glad your stupid video post of your room mate got nuked.
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On September 06 2012 16:06 Cornstyle wrote: Just counting down the clock till your out of here. And again, I hope your attempt at becoming a physician is in jest, cause its not going to happen unless your real life persona is a complete 180 of how you portray yourself here. So glad your stupid video post of your room mate got nuked.
What the hell are you talking about?
I find what the OP is trying to do admirable. Good luck with that, but I know from experience that trying to reduce the sarcasm/witty remarks is quite difficult, especially at first.
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