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oesis
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
117 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-12 01:19:41
February 12 2012 01:18 GMT
#1
A bit ago a come across a pretty awesome song called Dickmatized. It's a subtle and provocative song, about a man who finds his soul mate at the basketball court, and is driven insane by his obsession.



What bugged me is when I went to re listen to the song the other day, I realized youtube had classified it as mature, and forced me to login to watch the video.(It may have always been such but I only noticed now). Anyway this bugged me because I feel the song doesn't deserve to be censured, as there is nothing even remotely mature about the song.

I mean sure, there is limited discussion about the male reproductive organ but this is 2012, I thought we as a culture had matured past our primitive notions of sexuality.

I also find it hard to believe youtube is that sensitive about this matter as they didn't feel the need to require a login for the song, "bitch got a penis"



I feel Dickmatized is a great song, and I demand the youtube stop censuring it so even people over 18, can enjoy it.

***
1000==0011
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-12 01:58:59
February 12 2012 01:29 GMT
#2
I'm completely straight. But Dickmatized is really catchy and I can't help liking it to the point that I sing along with it O.o
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~ava
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada378 Posts
February 12 2012 01:38 GMT
#3
sounds like reggie watts mixed with justin timberlake. I didn't like it but for some reason i watched the whole thing.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
February 12 2012 01:41 GMT
#4
there's something wrong with this...i just cant put my finger on it.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
February 12 2012 01:43 GMT
#5
haha, dickmatized is a quality song xD and the video is hard (excuse me) to stop watching although I'm also completely straight!!!
oesis
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
117 Posts
February 12 2012 01:46 GMT
#6
You could almost say the song has you dickmatized?
1000==0011
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-12 01:48:54
February 12 2012 01:46 GMT
#7
first video is slightly too homosexual, couldnt really get into it.

that second video is amazing. I am happy that they didn't actually have peni
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deo1
Profile Joined April 2010
United States199 Posts
February 12 2012 01:56 GMT
#8
hey everyone i just wanted to come to this thread about dickmatization and let everyone know that i'm absolutely one hundred percent straight as an arrow. take care!
Poooooor Protoss.
oesis
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
117 Posts
February 12 2012 01:56 GMT
#9
IS KATY PERRY I KISSED A GIRL TO HOMOSEXUAL FOR YOU, ENJOY GOOD SONG BRO.
1000==0011
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
February 12 2012 02:01 GMT
#10
On February 12 2012 10:56 oesis wrote:
IS KATY PERRY I KISSED A GIRL TO HOMOSEXUAL FOR YOU, ENJOY GOOD SONG BRO.


Can't hear the song over your shouting man!
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Bigtony
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1606 Posts
February 12 2012 02:20 GMT
#11
Not sure if trolling? A video dedicated to big dicks, pelvic thrusts, short shorts, and "wanting that cock" definitely falls under mature.

Also:



^ same guy made this video.
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FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
February 12 2012 02:39 GMT
#12
I...have not heard anything like these songs before. To say the least, not my thing.
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Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
February 12 2012 02:55 GMT
#13
Does it really matter if it's filtered?

Are there people who see the filter and immediately back off? If there are, does it matter?

Good songs, good videos, no reason to care about the filter or the filtered people.
oesis
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
117 Posts
February 12 2012 03:03 GMT
#14
Do you like filtered cigarettes, filtered coffee, filtered water? Hell no, then why do you expect me to watch a filtered video?
1000==0011
mjf
Profile Joined April 2010
United States436 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-12 04:57:43
February 12 2012 04:57 GMT
#15


cazwell!
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
February 12 2012 05:03 GMT
#16
The real question is why would you re-watch this video... ._.
I get it.
kidcrash
Profile Joined September 2009
United States623 Posts
February 12 2012 06:06 GMT
#17
That soccer practice song is actually really catchy lol.
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