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So I just heard a somewhat loud noise ouside of a car. I decided to check to see what it was, I figured it was probably someone stopping by to visit. I look outside and some people are stopped outside my driveway and they drive off. I figured they might have it a deer or something (or maybe the neighbors dog) and drove off so they didn't have to deal with it. I went outside to see if there was a dead animal in the road, and I found...
My goddamn mailbox was gone. Who the fuck steals someone's mailbox? I've heard of people getting drunk and smashing boxes, but there weren't pieces broke off or anything. and it wasn't nearby in the road. I don't know what to do about this...I mean, should I report it to the police? what if they stole something with personal info on it? I would have to think if you were trying to steal someone's personal info, there has to be a lot more discreet ways that stealing someone's maibox. I'm so confused.
Anyone ever had this happen to them before? What should I do? Should I be worried about anyone trying to break into the house, or was it probably just drunk teenagers?
I was having such a nice day too 
 
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yes you should report it to the police. that's a federal offense. if they get caught.. though idk how you track down a mailbox.. they are fucked.
gl and i hope you get it back. mailboxes are such a bitch
edit: and no you shouldn't be worried.
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On January 05 2012 16:00 Superiorwolf wrote:
lol wtf hahaha
Hey man be a bit more sensitive, the man just had his mailbox stolen.
5/5
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id say call the cops, though ull prolly still just have to replace it urself regardless unless u got a license plate number or something. GL
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man if i found out who stole my mail box i'd be breaking necks. i can't imagine how pissed off you are right now. well maybe you can turn this into a positive. get an esports mailbox with sad zealot on the side. or a lurker O_O
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On January 05 2012 16:04 Alejandrisha wrote:
man if i found out who stole my mail box i'd be breaking necks. i can't imagine how pissed off you are right now. well maybe you can turn this into a positive. get an esports mailbox with sad zealot on the side. or a lurker O_O
lolol. My mail will be so esports. Everyone else will be so jelly.
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On the internet, there is not a lot that actually gets me laughing nowadays.
Sure, I crack the occasional smile to funny pictures, silly stories and what not.
But this premise, the title alone - got me laughing out loud.
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Pretty sure stealing mail (or mailboxes) is a federal offense. It's pretty serious...
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On January 05 2012 16:07 Arisen wrote:Show nested quote +On January 05 2012 16:04 Alejandrisha wrote:
man if i found out who stole my mail box i'd be breaking necks. i can't imagine how pissed off you are right now. well maybe you can turn this into a positive. get an esports mailbox with sad zealot on the side. or a lurker O_O lolol. My mail will be so esports. Everyone else will be so jelly.
I would be careful about getting an awesome mailbox like that, someone might be tempted to steal it.
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On January 05 2012 16:15 indecision wrote:
I'd be so coming back to get that one too :>
See what I'm saying?
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How much time could one get for stealing a mailbox?
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On January 05 2012 16:07 Arisen wrote:Show nested quote +On January 05 2012 16:04 Alejandrisha wrote:
man if i found out who stole my mail box i'd be breaking necks. i can't imagine how pissed off you are right now. well maybe you can turn this into a positive. get an esports mailbox with sad zealot on the side. or a lurker O_O lolol. My mail will be so esports. Everyone else will be so jelly.
I'd be so coming back to get that one too :>
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On January 05 2012 16:14 Dexington wrote:
How much time could one get for stealing a mailbox?
based on nothing, i'd say 5 years. maybe i'll pull a google search
apparently, it's only a federal offense if there was mail in it. but since i assume it was in the evening, after you probably had gotten your mail, it is not. suck. i'd love to see mailbox stealing bitches rot
not. idk where that came from sry
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Better call pizza hut..... You just got Pizzowned.
But come to think about it, they might not be able to find your address with your mailbox gone.... sucks.
Best thread ive seen in awhile! 5/5. I would report it tho... maybe drive around and see if someone else is using it. Perhaps steal one for yourself?
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DUDE this is so fucking crazy... No shit someone stole my mail box on new years eve! Some bullshit!
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what kind of mail box did you have?
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arisen: what state are you from? we have to go vigilante on this bull shit. i'll bring my bat and my dog
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On January 05 2012 16:33 LittleAtari wrote:
what kind of mail box did you have?
Uh...a green one? Idk, just some middle of the road one from meijer's; not like it was a really costly one or important to me, but you know, it's just fucking weird when your mailbo is gone, you know?
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what the hell. seems like a totally random thing to steal.
Unless you had some sort of an expensive custom one.
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Man, and I thought I was badass for opening up a shaken soda inside a mailbox and leaving it inside when i was 13 and trick-or-treating (serves the asshole right for giving out soda instead of candy)...
Crazy shit. If I had to guess the cause: gang initiation, quite obviously the only logical explanation
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Sorry about your box though Maybe keep a look out for them coming back to another house? Perhaps it's a master plot to take your entire neighborhood off the postal route...for good!
Ugh, I really do feel bad you lost your mailbox, but you've gotta admit it's pretty damn funny.
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