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Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
June 24 2011 18:49 GMT
#1
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's Friday and I'm drinking at work so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it on monday. Please don't judge me. :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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This is old, I didn't write it but we need something to cheer us up on this day due to all the controversy/hatred in the StarCraft Universe! Hope you had fun reading it




***
Brood War forever!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
June 24 2011 18:50 GMT
#2
lol. Hmm, I think I've seen this before.
Writer
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
June 24 2011 18:52 GMT
#3
Honestly, I was expecting some Bel-Air reference at the end. I suppose Darth Vader fills that void quite nicely in a way.
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
June 24 2011 18:53 GMT
#4
This is the best girl blog, of all time. I thought Chill had a good one this morning, but wow. Just wow.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
June 24 2011 18:53 GMT
#5
So funny, "I thought he was serious competition at this point," classic.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Calm
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada380 Posts
June 24 2011 18:54 GMT
#6
LOL Nice. Well played sir.
chomsky
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada97 Posts
June 24 2011 18:55 GMT
#7
On June 25 2011 03:50 ]343[ wrote:
lol. Hmm, I think I've seen this before.


I kept checking the date of the OP over and over again to make sure I wasn't reading an old thread. I think this has been posted here on TL at least once, if not 2-3 times.
"Not to take this post too seriously, but..." -Chef
Wineandbread
Profile Joined September 2009
United States2065 Posts
June 24 2011 18:57 GMT
#8
Shoulda banged her while she was locked up
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man i got fucking trolled hatd though not gonna lie xd
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
June 24 2011 18:57 GMT
#9
On June 25 2011 03:55 chomsky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2011 03:50 ]343[ wrote:
lol. Hmm, I think I've seen this before.


I kept checking the date of the OP over and over again to make sure I wasn't reading an old thread. I think this has been posted here on TL at least once, if not 2-3 times.



It probably was, it is seemed like the search was going no where with what keywords i could have used. Maybe my searching skills are subpar today.
Brood War forever!
chomsky
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada97 Posts
June 24 2011 18:59 GMT
#10
you'd probably have a hard time finding it, they would be titled sneaky things like yours was
"Not to take this post too seriously, but..." -Chef
FreezerJumps
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada653 Posts
June 24 2011 19:03 GMT
#11
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=152258#12
iG.Zeep
Profile Joined May 2008
Mexico253 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 19:04:18
June 24 2011 19:03 GMT
#12
yea iv read this before lol >.< fukin cant remember where @ though, prob here i guess...

lol
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
June 24 2011 19:05 GMT
#13
On June 25 2011 04:03 FreezerJumps wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=152258#12



ahh there it is! My bad. T.T
+1 searching skill for you!
Brood War forever!
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
June 24 2011 19:07 GMT
#14
LOL man, I've seen similar things, but not this exact one before.

Well played man
Kogu
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada83 Posts
June 24 2011 19:10 GMT
#15


pretty much sums it up
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
June 24 2011 19:11 GMT
#16
I remember this from the last time someone posted it. Still funny though.
Horuku
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States405 Posts
June 24 2011 19:18 GMT
#17
I remember this from 4chan, might as well give credit to where you ripped it from :\
d<^^>b
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
June 24 2011 19:21 GMT
#18
On June 25 2011 04:18 Horuku wrote:
I remember this from 4chan, might as well give credit to where you ripped it from :\



Yeah because 4chan came up with it originally... Who posted it? "Anonymous" there credit given. This was posted elsewhere before 4chan.
Brood War forever!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
June 24 2011 19:26 GMT
#19
Mom/Sis threesome?

Yes plz.
God Bless
illKarasu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States58 Posts
June 24 2011 19:32 GMT
#20
HAHA! yesss u got me lololoo and

cheers! drinkign at work this fine friday too ahahah!
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