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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 31 2010 08:27 GMT
#1
Printers. Fucking printers.

Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.

It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"

Somebody needs to fix this shit asaply.

***
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 31 2010 08:30 GMT
#2
On January 31 2010 17:27 resonance wrote:
Printers. Fucking printers.

Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.

It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"

Somebody needs to fix this shit asaply.


When I try to make copies mine squeals really really loud ...
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 31 2010 08:31 GMT
#3
Kinda like this?

Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
January 31 2010 08:40 GMT
#4
lol wow
Breaking Bad
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 31 2010 08:42 GMT
#5
On January 31 2010 17:31 BanZu wrote:
Kinda like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM


"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW PRINTER? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

ROFL
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
January 31 2010 08:43 GMT
#6
Omg, that video is so awesome.

Thank you Banzu.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
January 31 2010 08:50 GMT
#7
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
January 31 2010 08:51 GMT
#8
WOW at this video, so good
Resistance ain't futile
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
January 31 2010 08:55 GMT
#9
theoatmeal.com/comics/printers

Fuck Printers. This oatmeal strip is a fantastic appraisal of the annoying device that is the printer.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 31 2010 09:04 GMT
#10
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


What do you have against all my postings and blogs, seriously. You are always the one to ban me/close my blogs/close my threads etc.. Did we meet in a game online and I bm'd you or something?
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 31 2010 09:04 GMT
#11
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.
it was written
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
January 31 2010 09:10 GMT
#12
On January 31 2010 18:04 ..Slick... wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.

Free Palestine
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-31 09:27:16
January 31 2010 09:27 GMT
#13
On January 31 2010 18:04 ..Slick... wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.


EvilTeletubby is a hater!

He closed my blogs so many times!

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I KID I KID PLEASE DONT HURT ME
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
January 31 2010 10:00 GMT
#14
I feel for you man .
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
January 31 2010 10:31 GMT
#15
romanian?
NiTenIchiRyu
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom273 Posts
January 31 2010 10:33 GMT
#16

lylejensen
Profile Joined November 2009
United States19 Posts
January 31 2010 11:15 GMT
#17
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
January 31 2010 11:20 GMT
#18
I'll have to agree with Slick.. Every once in a while the world needs some hate on those printers, just to push the technology one tiny inch further; perhaps one day making printers useful
AKA SuddenSalad
iNfeRnaL *
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Germany1908 Posts
January 31 2010 11:46 GMT
#19
Seriously, if your printer takes 5 min to print a single document you should PERHAPS buy a new one because after like 10 years, your machine sure did its job...
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
January 31 2010 12:25 GMT
#20
New printers especially laser ones are quite silent when they print. Maybe if your using really really old one I can understand how you feel tho.
Forever Vulture.. :(
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