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First off, you should not care about a word I say in this damned message. But, read anyway and enjoy. Whether i'm doing this for my own ego that I thought I killed long ago, or to teach you all a lesson... I haven't figured out which yet.
I'll make this short and sweet as possible, but it will still be long.
Leave me alone. Do not come on and try to bother me. You have all finally gotten my attention, if that is what you desired. Do not ask me for 1:1, do not /whisper me asking for favours, or lessons and when I say no becoming a super fag and saying fuck you, or even "why?" or "you are arrogant."
This goes to everyone. I know some of you are younger, and are childish. And I know some of you are older as well, and have the mentaliy of children as well. Given that, I will go easy on you.
Let's list it off. Why do I not want to talk to you?
Because I do hate what I once was. I am not the same child you knew. When I look at you people, you remind me of me when I was young and egotistical and you are all corrupt and evil at heart currently, and are just testie in his early ages with small mental capacity. I do not like you. I do not trust you. I do not want you anywhere near me. I do not like the crowd, they are a mass of foolish sheep among small shephards whom think themselves big. And I fear there .001% of the population can be birds, who look down from above. Your hearts are black, and I see through you for what you are.
More reasons I don't want to play you, or talk to you?
You may call me arrogant, be that as it may. As soon as I say no, you may say "oh you think your hot shit". Did I say this? You get this from no alone? Well, nope. But, now that we bring it up. You do suck. You people have 0 to nil understanding of the game and I do look at it from a highest perch, because i've played it every day of my life since it came out pretty much for more hours than you've slept, eaten, and shit, combined in the last few years. I do know what i'm talking about. I am better than you all with your own races. My moments during the actual game brood war as marines fight and die, have been a waste and all my knowledge gets me nowhere. Yet still I play with passion. You can go around spouting your egotistical bullshit, without learning any real lesson and just sucking your own cock with other mens mouthes. But soon you learn, and I hope lifes lessons hit you hard. N O N E OF YOU HAVE ANY TRUE TALENT, OR UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME. NONE!! This goes for the top of every country that is foreign. You've got nothing. There is perhaps 1 exception to each country. AND THAT IS BEING GENEROUS!!! And even they suck. I'd rather not hear bullshit about APM either, it is not interesting, I have boosted my APM to 300+ and even 800. It isn't hard. I'd rather keep it between 120-150. Remember, I often type during games, and it doesn't have "messages sent."
Finally. I was 2100+ gamei, I am better than you with your own races. I understand the game more in depth than you can possibly imagine. You shouldn't care about a word i've said. And if you have any brain in your head, you won't. But if you're stupid. You'll deny it. If you're a clever ambitious little snot with a black heart you'd care and hate it and find a way to make it all false.
I was a legend before you started playing, even if I was cheating. And everyone back then was, for the most part. I was the most famous player, my reputation did get tarnished as it deserved to, and no none of the new children playing brood war in the foreign communities have any real skill. I commanded the crowd, I did all there was to do, except win money. (The most important part) You can fuck off, and leave me alone now. I do not ask for you, I do not ask for msg's to 1:1. I do not ask for your sick twisted minds coming at me with your ridiculous bullshit.
As for tournaments and live events? They are strictly for entertainment. When money is involved, nothing is as it seems. I do not trust them now that i've seen what happened after WDT. Your world is corrupt, and full of shit. Just like you. To the people who claim the WCG? That is a failure of nerves and lack of sleep, rather than anything else. If you ask people who have done something their entire life, and then asked to do it on the same day... it is much like asking a man to walk a balance beam over a 500 foot cliff drop. You can walk a straight line can't you? But when shit is on the line, you are scared that you may crack. And that will rule you. The millions of thoughts swirling through your head.
Finally. I hope hell exists. Because if Religion has an ounce of truth to it, it'd feel nice to know that evil people won't be coming up to heaven with you. But, I am not religious. So alas, I must be a happy little man.
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Corbalt's rant (below) owned yours:
"With the exception of fox^1's tourney, i am quitting bw until KBK opens up. im so angry and upset, so read on for a useless rant! (ban!).
im sick and tired of absolutely everything about sc/bw. i hate the players. i hate the community. i hate the competitiion. i hate the fact that i cant play terran or zerg for shit. i hate the fact that even my protoss is fucking awful. i hate the layout of my computer, i hate my fucking mouse and my keyboard.
ok this is getting a little too varied here; let me focus in on what i hate sequentially.
i hate x17. i hate all the wannabe gosus who cant play for shit. i hate the fact that every time i go in there theres at least 2 hackers calling each other hackers. i hate how aspiring trash talkers ask me for games and advice, and in some cases keep pestering me after i nicely decline. i hate the BAD FUCKING MANNER atmosphere that x17 symbolizes and promotes. i hate absolutely everything about x17.
i hate abrasive-x. hes the first guy who came to mind when i started thinking of x17 newbie trash talkers. this guy fucking sucks. every time he sees me he alt+n's me and says "Corbalt u suck newbie~~~~~~~" i guess its a joke or something; hes not funny. hes a fucking retarded assmonster. him and all his wannabegosu newbie hacker trash talking kali reminiscent buddies who enjoy getting out their fucking teenage angst out by being a fucking "hardcore badass" in a fucking online video game. people such as katana-x17 pure][gosu [sa]prays4u, bleh jesus christ i cant even name them all. its pretty much every single fucking person who frequents x17.
i hate ntt. ntt is the worst thing to happen to bw. HE IS NOT A GOOD PLAYER. HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM WOULD BEAT HIM IN A BEST OF FIVE. HE FUCKING SUCKS HESJSSIUDFHKDJS8gd7u8967t576897866y98. Listen: if any of you played with people like grrr and intotherain whenever you wanted, you would get pretty decent no matter how bad you are. you are bound to win one out of twenty games with anyone. NTT IS NOT A FUCKING GOOD BW PLAYER. him and all his fucking GOOD GAME CLAN BUDDIES. european shiteater pig anus recepticles. him and ELKY@JH and CANTONA ARE ALL TOTAL FUCKING NEWBIES. and the worst travesty of all is how they fucking desecrate the idea of a Good Game with their newbie BAD FUCKING MANNER clan tag. NTT ELKY AND CANTONA = BAD AT BW. NAD THEIR MANNER OMFG ITS SO FUCVKING HORRIBLE JESUS CHRIST. imagine what their fucking lives must be like irl. fucking hell. they make bw not fucking fun at all shit. fuck.
i hate it when people i dont know try to talk to me. now please dont think i am conceited or a hypocritical bad manner man; i am nice to EVERYONE. i get the most BIZZARE, RIDICULOUS messages from people. its like this:
*corb is about to go play a game of bw*
[from: [SU_GO_L33t574]HO-__a] HI ARE YOU X'Ds~Grrrr...?????1111111
or maybe something like this:
*corb is in a game of bw with his away message up*
[from: x17_newbie_hacker] CHANNEL L33t_D3WDz
*corb changes his away msg to something more emphatic than usual*
[from: x17_newbie_hacker] COME TO CHANNEL L33t_D3WDz NOW!!11111 I TOLD MY FRIENDS I KNEW YOU. PLZ JUST 1V1 US FOR A WHILE111111111111111
[from: x17_newbie_hacker] WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ME WTF
[FROM: X17_NEWBIE_HACKER] OH I GET IT YOURE TOO GOOD TO ANSWER PEOPLE WHO YOU DONT KNOW OR WHO YOU THINK ARE BAD
[FROM: X17_NEWBIE_HACKER] FUCKING ASSHOLE
[FROM: X17_NEWBIE_HACKER] WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN!!!111`~~????~35835G*&*&^
[FROM: X17_NEWBIE_HACKER] aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*corb goes DND with renewed hatred for mankind*
i try to be a nice guy, really. if someone asks me for advice or something in a civil manner without ALL CAPS AND A L33T NAME AND FUCKING DEMANDS SHIT FROM ME LIKE ITS MY RESPONSINDSFBHBDJHBFHBOIUFHOUFBHUfkBDfhybufyhbdufF*^S&(, then i will always always help them and be nice.
i also hate ds-testie. i hate the fact that he maphacks, and he abuses ladder. and this monstrously ignorant, UNTHINKABLY RIDICULOUSLY ASSHOLE COMPLETELY HORRIBLE PERSON ACTUALLY HAS THE GALL TO ACT COCKY LIKE HES FUCKING ALL GOSU AND SHIT WHEN HES A PROVEN HACKER AND LADDER ABUSER. HE GETS CAUGHT AND EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS IT, AND PEOPLE PLAY HIM ANYWAY, BECAUSE THERES NO WAY TO *PROVE* ANYTHING. SO HE FUCKING OWNS X17 SAYING "HI" TO ALL THE PEOPLE HE WANTS ANALINGOUS FROM AND OVERUSING HIS FUCKING SMILEYS AND HIS BLATANT HACKING AND FUCKING INFURIATINGLY SMUG TRASH TALK SHIT.
i like 1st~tsunami. i really really like this guy. he had the manner and skill of a korean, and he spoke english. but now i dont even fucking see him anymore. when i do i odnt know if its his gay aassfucking BROTHER or him. OMFG HIS BROTHER IS SUCH A FAG HOLY SHIT. so tsu is basically fucking dead now that is brother is tainting the 1st~tsunami name.
i hate newbies. more than that, i hate newbies who think theyre good. and i hate newbies who think theyre better than other newbies. worse than these are newbies who think theyre better than the newbies who think theyre good. i fucking hate the whole chain of command of really shitty players, going in order of who sucks the ass of who else.
the worst thing about bw really, is that skilled and/or mannered people get disrespected, while unskilled and/or unmannered people get respected.
i even hate the actual game now too though; its not just the community. i hate using the same tired ass build orders every game. i hate clicking my minerals like a fucking fool in the beginning because i saw intotherain doing it. i hate making my pylon at my choke, then having SOME RETARDED SHITFUCKING NEWBIE ASK ME "HEY CORB WHY IS THAT PYLON AT YOUR CHOKE?" EVERY FUCKING GAME. OMFG I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS: NEWBIES WHO WANT TO OBS GAMES OMFG =[.
WHEN YOU OBS A GAME YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT. DONT ASK THE PLAYERS RETARDED NEWBIE QUESTIONS WHILE THEYRE TRYING TO PLAY OMFG. I GUARANTEE THAT EVERY GAME WHERE I OR MY OPPONENT DOESNT BAN, I WILL GET A NEWBIE ASKING WHY I PYLON AT MY CHOKE. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TYPED THIS OUT. WHEN I WAS A NEWBIE I FUCKING KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT AND TRIED TO FUCKING LEARN WITHOUT BEING A DICK. THEN IF I TELL THEM TO SHUT UP THEY HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO GET PISSED AT ME. MEANING THAT ITS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO FUCKING MAKE CONVERSATION WITH THEM AND ANSWER THEIR STRATEGY QUESTIONS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO PLAY WELL FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT AS WELL. HOLY JESUS FUCK I WISH THE CONCEPT OF OBSERVING HAD NEVER BEEN INVENTED.
anyway, as i was saying before i disgressed, i hate the actual playing of the game. i doubt any of the people reading this post can even imagine how many times i have dt dropped a terran, zealot rushed a zerg, and dt rushed a protoss. it never ends. i am WASTING MY FUCKING TIME. its not even like i get a reward for playing well; if anything i get fucking punished because i will only get harrassed more and begged for games, and then ill get fucking trash talked by the wannnabe gosus of x17.
i hate how i require absolute concentration while playing. i hate how if a sibling or parent comes into my room to tlak to me during a game, i am forced to bitch at them so i can get back to huddling over my fucking computer, in an attempt to "own" some shitfukcer from canada or europe or korea who cant even play the game for shit. if my dear mother comes into my room to see me crouching over the computer in concentration with a game of bw on the screen, she knows now to not even try talking to me. she puts on this little show of being all dejected, and it breaks my heart. what the fuck am i wasting my time like this for anyway? NOTHING! NOT ONE DAMN FUCKING THING :=[[.
anyway, these feelings have been festering for a while, but today they came to a head. this is the story of a man named PuRe][GoSu, every inch the typical maphacking horribly mannered x17 wannabe fucking trash talker. ive let him provoke me into two games previously, both of which i raped. today i felt benevolent, so i decided to give him a chance and 1v1ed him. but first let me tell you a little bit about pure][gosu: he fucking sucks. hes worse than ntt, if possible. in both manner and skill. and that is a HUGE feat. every time i beat him, he busts out all the typical x17 bad fucking manner tricks; i was hacking, he wasnt trying, i am gay, he is l33t, etc. i never hear the end of it when i win; i shudder to think what would happen if i actually lost to the guy. it had never crossed my mind before today though, because such a thing was out of consideration (remember: he sucks). now i know what youre thinking: if hes such a fag, corb, then why did you play him? good point! i was a moron for playing him! just as i am a moron for wasting my time owning every fucking x17 who comes to call with a manner smaller than his vagina.
so i suppose you can guess what happened: i lost to this guy. i dont know what i was thinking, oh god i fucked every move i tried to make up horrible. i played like shit and lost to a horribly mannered player. so rather than fuck around with the kid or ask for a re which i knew i'd never get, i just logged off and i dont plan on going back into x17 ever ever again.
well thats about all i can think of right now. everything about the whole fucking community of starcraft is rotten. i never thought i would, but i am moving on. sc has affected my life so horribly negatiively, i am glad to be past it. i might get back into it for kbk, but i doubt it. ill gladly take whatever money i make, though =o."
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Holy moses, Poor guys ._.
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And yeah, I know the guns thing is misplaced...
But I just hate the things so much.
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Listen man, I do not know you personally, I have never messaged you on bnet, and I do not have any desire to. Playing you would be a waste of our time (you'd be bored I would lose so badly I would gain nothing).
Your fame and infamy (you have both) has gained you recognition in this community and it is from this that I have heard about you. From what I have heard and read from you here and in interviews and elsewhere I do not like you. It is not much to make a judgement on, and it is unfair for me to say it, but it is all that I have to go on.
I do recognize that you are a smart, talented individual who is more than likely personable in real life. Despite the hatred that often comes with the mention of your name, nobody has ever denied that you are skilled at this game. I do admire your success at something that I have continually failed at. I, however, do not respect you at all the way you present your online persona (you do not care about that and I do not care how you react). I am a human being behind this keyboard and your post hurts, as it reminds me of how extensives my failures have been, especially given the effort I have put in. Now, I will get over it, Brood War is a part of my life, it is not my life itself.
Yes I am an adult with the mentality of a child (my mental capacity, however, is higher than you might imagine, but I do not wish to make this an intellectual dick measuring contest). I hope to never lose it - the imagination and the sense of possibility that exists for children is something far too many adults abandon. Dismissing it as "evil" and "egotistical" is laughable.
I posted Corbalt's rant to show that you are not the first person (even in this community) to feel the weight of his public image. Celebrities and sports stars deal with it all the time. It is a price you pay for being known, I am sorry that it made you snap, but grow up and get over it.
I would like to know what you expect people's reaction to be given how abrasive your post was? Did you purposely phrase it in such an inflamatory manner that you would be able to fuel your hatred and image of an evil community with it? Your post honestly said anything but "leave me alone". It said, "I know I'm better than all of you, I know you don't like hearing it, now leave me alone you worms and let the gods play unfettered by your insignifigance". I do not know if you are going to get some thrill at how easily you manipulated this community or you honestly want people to leave you alone and were too angry to think clearly about how to do it.
I have spoken my peace. If you truly want people to leave you alone, show them some respect as human beings and maybe they will treat you like one.
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Talking to a psiquiatrist(is that the right spelling?) would help Testie.. really.
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"I am not the same child you knew."
True. But you are still a child.
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Linternet is right, grow the fuck up and quit crying.
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man i never want to be known corbalt sounds suicidal 
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On May 28 2003 07:08 PheeRed.User wrote: man i never want to be known corbalt sounds suicidal
LOL
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Linternet well posted. But I thought hey if I wagged my dick at them, maybe I could shake them off. It isn't that I have snapped. It's just "well, this is a decent honest post from me, that let's people know to say go away I don't want you near me." I don't mind if the mannered come up to me, as long as they are nice and good people.
Like there's a few friends among them like Mora, or zTz etc.. or Louden. They all have none of that pride crap and I love playing with them. And while i'm playing with them do you think I want to be getting messaged by the idiots ret, and bundy (to name just a couple examples)... saying "why say no you arrogant prick. You think your so good." No, I don't trust you or like you, and on top of that yes, I am better than you and i've shown it multiple times, and my experiences playing you weren't fun because your assholes. And I have a policy. I try to steer away from fakes, and assholes.
I love these guys because they have the manner of ... a great person. And they are real manner. Not fake manner. You can spot that crap a mile away. You think my post may be bad mannered. Well, it isn't. Because from the community there is 1 good & nice person for every bad egotistical penis wagging fuck.
The post was merely supposed to state "Hey, i've got a penis too! Wait, I don't care about wagging it around anymore. No, I don't want to 1v1 you. No, I don't want to get to know you. I have my /f list. They are better than you, and truer honest people as well. Stop acting so big please, because I know you for what you are." And why are people telling me I need help? Help? I'm saying "Wow, look at me! I'm better than all of you! Who cares! You shouldn't! And neither do I, for the most part! You go your way, I go mine! Leave me alone, thanks!
And unfortuneately, my post was intended to be hurtful. Why? Because when people can't accept failure, they have to go out and hurt others. Well, they always come at me as if i've done some horrible injustice to them and cut up their family. Well, I haven't and haven't even been around their part of the woods. My reputation has dwindled, it is no longer even a threat to your manhoods. Sorry guys, but I have no reason why you continually try to attack me on battle.net. It's like throwing cotton balls at a brick wall to break it down. But the brick wall got sick of the cotton balls piling up around him, so he said "alright, someones gotta clean this up."
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testie you are an idiot
you are so incredibly arrogant to think the problems you have, only you have, and that the opinions you have are always right.
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oh
and this excerpt:
"N O N E OF YOU HAVE ANY TRUE TALENT, OR UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME. NONE!! Atleast where BW is concerned. This goes for the top of every country that is not korean. You've got nothing. There is perhaps 1 exception to each country. "
you are truly amazing
apparently koreans are born with talent at sc, while all non koreans are not.
and apparently even though non koreans have gone to korea and EXCELLED in the pro gaming community, they didnt even understand the game!!
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i don't think he meant that literally
unlike the part about him cutting off his own penis!
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