* Flash is not just better at Starcraft than any other player at his game, he is better than anyone at his best ever doing.
* The only OP race in Starcraft are terrants, because of Flash.
* When Flash looks in the mirror, the is no image, for there will never be a second Flash.
* Flash's dominance is stronger than overmind's will.
* Flash can predict his opponent's unit actions in the battlefield before they are given a command by his opponent.
* Flash only does mistakes, when he thinks he is wrong, in reality he is never wrong.
* Flash's gameplay raises South Korea's economy, social life and education.
* People often make their parents proud of their success, Flash makes his parents bored of his success.
* Flash's face is harder to read than that of the best poker player in the world.
* There are no stimpacks in Starcraft, only Marines Flash breaths on.
* There is not a durable keyboard in the world to handle Flash's real apm.
* Flash can melt zerg carapace with his urine.
* Flash can disrupt protoss shields with a flashlight.
* Flash's DNA code can not be identified.
* Flash is the only terran that can drive fear into protoss warriors and shatter their morale.
* Amon wanted to unite zerg and protoss only because he knew had no chance to stand against Flash's terrans.
* Flash can make decisions faster than the human eye can detect the flash of light in total darkness.
* Flash looses to other players only because his units can not handle his commanding pressure and requirements.
* Players make and counter build orders at specific time, but in Starcraft time itself goes according to how Flash wants it.
* Flash actually does not need vespene gas to power his factory units, he can run them on his sweat.
* Flash does not lift his terran structures, he pushes the planet down.
* Flash can play Starcraft on braille.
* Terran players can make a tank siege, Flash can make a supply depot siege.
* Observers and reavers are robotic protoss units, but in the presence of Flash they become so human like.
* Some players can make goliaths walk smooth without the need of a game patch, Flash can make them drift.
* Flash can upload and unload dropship units faster than you can say flash.
* Flash once killed a control group of dragoons with spider mines, after that the mines exploded.
* Flash can disrupt a control group of mutalisks better than a PSI disruptor.
* Flash's unimpressed stare is more imposing that that of Stalin.
* There is no Higgs boson, only Flash's godly particle.
* Flash can irradiate scourge with eraser.
* Flash has found a new periodic element - it's called the element of dropship surprise in your base.
* Flash does not need a lunch breakthrough, he can feast on the dying sounds of probes, drones and scv's.
* Flash drains his opponents stamina without them even knowing it.
* The only thing Darth Sidious feared more than the legendary jedi who would bring peace to the galaxy and balance to the force is Flash's battlecruisers.
* North Korea is afraid of Flash going to the military.
* The lion's share comes only after Flash's share.
* Flash's Starcraft skill can make online stock exchanges collapse.
* Flash can make an ultralisk cry.
* The reason why Artosis tries to qualify for ASL is, because he wants to tell late night stories to his children how he one day got to play against the Starcraft god himself.
* If someone starts WW3, Flash will stop it.
* Terran players use their perception and instinct to scan the enemy on map, Flash sees all, he just scans for us, viewers, for entertainment.
* Flash does not need battlecruiser warp like in SC2, he uses his god hand to place them where-ever he wants.
* The ride of the Valkyries (by Richard Wagner) was written for Flash, for Wagner had a prophetic vision of Flash's greatness.
* Flash's godly aura can clean zerg infestation and creep.
* When Flash dies, South Korea will raise the tallest building in the world, named the flash tower. it's flash will reach the farthest corners of the earth, shining on the sick and poor, giving them hope.
* There is pocari sweat, but Flash can make an energetic drink out of his blood, sweat and tears.
* There is a wall of China, and then there is a Great wall of Flash's supply depos.
* Flash is the last wonder of the world.
* Flash finally goes to the military, you can pick up the leftover pieces now...
If you know any Flash facts, feel free to indulge us.