Like having the man whose father you murdered as your doctor after you’ve had suffered terrible damage from a traffic accident,
Like hiring a man you robbed to return you the money you’ve lent him.
It’s like having the woman YOU RAPED to perform circumcision on you, your son and your father.
Those. Dumb. Fucks.
I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I am not a villain. And I’m definitely not evil for I am a just person. I am only Justine Chowder. Me and Myself. And they will suffer my revenge.
Dear Diary:
I had been sad and depressed for so long, but finally, FINALLY I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
They have killed all my children, every single one of them died a premature death while theirs lived on undeservedly for waaaaaay longer than the average lifespan, enjoying a high life for all that time. They feel the pride and joy of their so-called achievements, but they are aren’t aware of the damage they are causing to achieve that “fabulous status” of theirs.
My children weren’t medicore! I am NOT a failure! I don’t see what was the appeal of such and old and haggardly being among their fans to begin with.
So this one day quite a few years ago, I’ve suddenly got a surprising call. At first I thought they had called to gloat. And then I thought they were trolling. And then I was sure they were pulling a prank on me just so that they could laugh at me again. “Dude so how did that go? I guess your youngest died already right? Lols lols LOLS hahaha hue hue BRBR!”
“This has got to be a joke right?” The answer came back from him: “No, we are serious.”
WHAT
He looked serious, but then I do not trust him, or anyone for that matter, as everyone does is lie and hurt people, I've watch enough House to be sure of that fact.
“Are you kidding me?”
The answer came back from him: “No, we are serious.”
WHAT?
I pinched my face, rubbed by eyes and stuck a q-tip into my ears (each) and gave them a good rubbing.
He was still there with his serious face, already annoyed and impatient. I even detected some micro expressions of worry and a drop on confidence and joy. People are just like that when they think you don’t believe them. Most people have such low self-esteem.
“You’re for real? I mean for real, for real?!”
He smiled: “Yes, I am delighted that you’re finally showing some enthisiassm. For a moment I was worried you might reject the offer.”
WHAT?!
That was it. I let my guard down and shook his hand warmly. “That’s fantastic, I’ve been waiting forever for this day!”
I check his face, awaiting to see if he’d burst out laughing and go hue hue on me because I’ve opened myself to a good laugh if he was trying to prank me.
But it was apparent that the answer was no. They are serious.
WHAT?!!
Those. Dumb. Fucks.
I have been waiting forever for this day. I never thought this day would actually come.
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To be continued. End of Part I.
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Enjoy this intermission track while Justine Chowder goes out for a night of drinking and dancing to celebrate the occasion.