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Corporate World Mafia
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Welcome to (Slam & cohost) Law Partners, LLP.
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Hey! If you're good with art, and wanna help me out, PM me. I wanna make a banner but I suxxu with paint & whatnot
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We are currently open to members joining the Board of Investors for our North Dakotan Oil Fracking Venture. There are currently 13 positions available.
We have a high standard of respectability here. During board meetings, investors are expected to maintain decorum. For those who simply won their state's lottery or some sweepstakes, we have included a far more detailed list than we feel should be necessary within the following dossier:
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WITNESSETH
Heretofore the firm (Slam & Cohost) Law Partners, LLP., hereafter referred to as FIRM, have detailed an agreement of decorum for any individual or third party who would join the investor pool "North Dakotan Oil Fracking Venture", hereafter referred to as NDOFV.
All investors in NDOFV are required to refrain from all forms of foul language in any and all conversation with fellow board members while meeting at FIRM. This exclusion of wording includes the following words specifically:
A:
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anus - butt
arse - butt
arsehole - butt
ass - butt
ass-hat - idiot
ass-jabber - homosexual
ass-pirate - homosexual
assbag - idiot
assbandit - homosexual
assbanger - homosexual
assbite - idiot
assclown - butt
asscock - idiot
asscracker - butt
asses - butts
assface - butt
assfuck - rear-loving
assfucker - homosexual
assgoblin - homosexual
asshat - butt
asshead - idiot
asshole - jerk
asshopper - homosexual
assjacker - homosexual
asslick - idiot
asslicker - Buttlicker
assmonkey - idiot
assmunch - idiot
assmuncher - butt
assnigger - Racial Slur
asspirate - homosexual
assshit - idiot
assshole - butt
asssucker - idiot
asswad - butt
asswipe - butt
axwound - female genitalia
B:
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bampot - idiot
bastard - illegitimate child
beaner - Mexican
bitch - female dog
bitchass - idiot
bitches - female dogs
bitchtits - homosexual
bitchy - mean
blow job - sexual act
blowjob - sexual act
bollocks - male genitalia
bollox - male genitalia
boner - erection
brotherfucker - homosexual
bullshit - poop
bumblefuck - homosexual
butt plug - cork
butt-pirate - homosexual
buttfucka - homosexual
buttfucker - homosexual
bastard - illegitimate child
beaner - Mexican
bitch - female dog
bitchass - idiot
bitches - female dogs
bitchtits - homosexual
bitchy - mean
blow job - sexual act
blowjob - sexual act
bollocks - male genitalia
bollox - male genitalia
boner - erection
brotherfucker - homosexual
bullshit - poop
bumblefuck - homosexual
butt plug - cork
butt-pirate - homosexual
buttfucka - homosexual
buttfucker - homosexual
C:
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camel toe - female genitalia
carpetmuncher - homosexual
chesticle - Breast
chinc - Chinese
chink - asian
choad - male genitalia
chode - small penis
clit - female genitals
clitface - idiot
clitfuck - sexual act
clusterfuck - mess up
cock - penis
cockass - Jerk
cockbite - idiot
cockburger - idiot
cockface - idiot
cockfucker - idiot
cockhead - idiot
cockjockey - homosexual
cockknoker - homosexual
cockmaster - homosexual
cockmongler - homosexual
cockmongruel - homosexual
cockmonkey - idiot
cockmuncher - homosexual
cocknose - idiot
cocknugget - idiot
cockshit - idiot
cocksmith - homosexual
cocksmoke - homosexual
cocksmoker - homosexual
cocksniffer - homosexual
cocksucker - homosexual
cockwaffle - idiot
coochie - female genitalia
coochy - female genitalia
coon - African American
cooter - vagina
cracker - Caucasian
cum - semen
cumbubble - idiot
cumdumpster - prostitute
cumguzzler - homosexual
cumjockey - homosexual
cumslut - dirty girl
cumtart - idiot
cunnie - female genitalia
cunnilingus - sexual act
cunt - vagina
cuntass - idiot
cuntface - idiot
cunthole - female genitalia
cuntlicker - homosexual
cuntrag - idiot
cuntslut - idiot
carpetmuncher - homosexual
chesticle - Breast
chinc - Chinese
chink - asian
choad - male genitalia
chode - small penis
clit - female genitals
clitface - idiot
clitfuck - sexual act
clusterfuck - mess up
cock - penis
cockass - Jerk
cockbite - idiot
cockburger - idiot
cockface - idiot
cockfucker - idiot
cockhead - idiot
cockjockey - homosexual
cockknoker - homosexual
cockmaster - homosexual
cockmongler - homosexual
cockmongruel - homosexual
cockmonkey - idiot
cockmuncher - homosexual
cocknose - idiot
cocknugget - idiot
cockshit - idiot
cocksmith - homosexual
cocksmoke - homosexual
cocksmoker - homosexual
cocksniffer - homosexual
cocksucker - homosexual
cockwaffle - idiot
coochie - female genitalia
coochy - female genitalia
coon - African American
cooter - vagina
cracker - Caucasian
cum - semen
cumbubble - idiot
cumdumpster - prostitute
cumguzzler - homosexual
cumjockey - homosexual
cumslut - dirty girl
cumtart - idiot
cunnie - female genitalia
cunnilingus - sexual act
cunt - vagina
cuntass - idiot
cuntface - idiot
cunthole - female genitalia
cuntlicker - homosexual
cuntrag - idiot
cuntslut - idiot
D:
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dago - Italian
damn - darn
deggo - Italian
dick - penis
dick-sneeze - orgasm
dickbag - idiot
dickbeaters - Hands
dickface - idiot
dickfuck - idiot
dickfucker - homosexual
dickhead - phallace face
dickhole - male genitalia
dickjuice - semen
dickmilk - sperm
dickmonger - homosexual
dicks - penises
dickslap - sexual act
dicksucker - homosexual
dicksucking - sexual act
dicktickler - homosexual
dickwad - idiot
dickweasel - idiot
dickweed - idiot
dickwod - idiot
dike - homosexual
dildo - sexual toy
dipshit - idiot
doochbag - idiot
dookie - poop
douche - female hygene product
douche-fag - idiot
douchebag - female hygene accessory
douchewaffle - homosexual
dumass - idiot
dumb ass - idiot
dumbass - idiot
dumbfuck - idiot
dumbshit - idiot
dumshit - idiot
dyke - homosexual
F:
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fag - homosexual
fagbag - homosexual
fagfucker - homosexual
faggit - homosexual
faggot - homosexual
faggotcock - homosexual
fagtard - homosexual idiot
fatass - a fat person
fellatio - sexual act
feltch - sexual act
flamer - homosexual
fuck - fornicate
fuckass - idiot
fuckbag - idiot
fuckboy - idiot
fuckbrain - idiot
fuckbutt - butt
fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
fucked - had intercourse
fucker - fornicator
fuckersucker - idiot
fuckface - idiot
fuckhead - butt
fuckhole - jerk
fuckin - sexual act
fucking - freaking
fucknut - idiot
fucknutt - idiot
fuckoff - go away
fucks - sexual act
fuckstick - male genitalia
fucktard - Moron
fucktart - idiot
fuckup - idiot
fuckwad - idiot
fuckwit - dummy
fuckwitt - idiot
fudgepacker - homosexual
fagbag - homosexual
fagfucker - homosexual
faggit - homosexual
faggot - homosexual
faggotcock - homosexual
fagtard - homosexual idiot
fatass - a fat person
fellatio - sexual act
feltch - sexual act
flamer - homosexual
fuck - fornicate
fuckass - idiot
fuckbag - idiot
fuckboy - idiot
fuckbrain - idiot
fuckbutt - butt
fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
fucked - had intercourse
fucker - fornicator
fuckersucker - idiot
fuckface - idiot
fuckhead - butt
fuckhole - jerk
fuckin - sexual act
fucking - freaking
fucknut - idiot
fucknutt - idiot
fuckoff - go away
fucks - sexual act
fuckstick - male genitalia
fucktard - Moron
fucktart - idiot
fuckup - idiot
fuckwad - idiot
fuckwit - dummy
fuckwitt - idiot
fudgepacker - homosexual
G:
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gay - homosexual
gayass - butt
gaybob - homosexual
gaydo - homosexual
gayfk - homosexual away from keyboard
gayfuck - homosexual
gayfuckist - homosexual
gaylord - homosexual
gaytard - homosexual
gaywad - homosexual
goddamn - goshdarn
goddamnit - goshdarnit
gooch - female genitalia
gook - Chinese
gringo - foreigner
guido - italian
gayass - butt
gaybob - homosexual
gaydo - homosexual
gayfk - homosexual away from keyboard
gayfuck - homosexual
gayfuckist - homosexual
gaylord - homosexual
gaytard - homosexual
gaywad - homosexual
goddamn - goshdarn
goddamnit - goshdarnit
gooch - female genitalia
gook - Chinese
gringo - foreigner
guido - italian
H:
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handjob - sexual act
hard on - erection
heeb - Jewish Person
hell - heck
ho - woman
hoe - Woman
homo - homosexual
homodumbshit - idiot
honkey - white person
humping - sexual act
hard on - erection
heeb - Jewish Person
hell - heck
ho - woman
hoe - Woman
homo - homosexual
homodumbshit - idiot
honkey - white person
humping - sexual act
J:
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jackass - idiot
jagoff - idiot
jap - japanesse person
jerk off - masturbate
jerkass - idiot
jigaboo - African American
jiveass - African American Dancing/Behaviour
jizz - Semen
jungle bunny - african american
junglebunny - african american
K:
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kike - Jewish Person
kooch - female genitalia
kootch - female genitalia
kraut - german
kunt - female genitalia
kyke - Jewish person
kooch - female genitalia
kootch - female genitalia
kraut - german
kunt - female genitalia
kyke - Jewish person
L:
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lameass - loser
lardass - overweight individual
lesbian - homosexual
lesbo - homosexual
lezzie - homosexual
lardass - overweight individual
lesbian - homosexual
lesbo - homosexual
lezzie - homosexual
M:
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mcfagget - homosexual
mick - irish
minge - female genitalia
mothafucka - Jerk
mothafuckin\' - mother loving
motherfucker - mother lover
motherfucking - fornicating with mother
muff - female genitalia
muffdiver - homosexual
munging - sexual act
mick - irish
minge - female genitalia
mothafucka - Jerk
mothafuckin\' - mother loving
motherfucker - mother lover
motherfucking - fornicating with mother
muff - female genitalia
muffdiver - homosexual
munging - sexual act
N:
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negro - african american
nigaboo - African American
nigga - african american
nigger - african american
niggers - African Americans
niglet - african american child
nut sack - male genitalia
nutsack - male genitalia
nigaboo - African American
nigga - african american
nigger - african american
niggers - African Americans
niglet - african american child
nut sack - male genitalia
nutsack - male genitalia
P:
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paki - pakistanien
panooch - femail genitalia
pecker - Penis
peckerhead - idiot
penis - male genitalia
penisbanger - homosexual
penisfucker - homosexual
penispuffer - homosexual
piss - urinate
pissed - urinated
pissed off - angry
pissflaps - female genitalia
polesmoker - homosexual
pollock - polish person
poon - female genitals
poonani - female genitalia
poonany - vagina
poontang - female genitalia
porch monkey - african american
porchmonkey - African American
prick - penis
punanny - female genitalia
punta - female dog
pussies - Female Genitalias
pussy - female reproductive organ
pussylicking - sexual act
puto - idiot
panooch - femail genitalia
pecker - Penis
peckerhead - idiot
penis - male genitalia
penisbanger - homosexual
penisfucker - homosexual
penispuffer - homosexual
piss - urinate
pissed - urinated
pissed off - angry
pissflaps - female genitalia
polesmoker - homosexual
pollock - polish person
poon - female genitals
poonani - female genitalia
poonany - vagina
poontang - female genitalia
porch monkey - african american
porchmonkey - African American
prick - penis
punanny - female genitalia
punta - female dog
pussies - Female Genitalias
pussy - female reproductive organ
pussylicking - sexual act
puto - idiot
Q:
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queef - vaginal fart.
queer - homosexual
queerbait - homosexual
queerhole - homosexual
queer - homosexual
queerbait - homosexual
queerhole - homosexual
R:
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renob - erection
rimjob - dirty sexual act
ruski - Russian
rimjob - dirty sexual act
ruski - Russian
S:
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sand nigger - middle eastern
sandnigger - middle eastern
schlong - male genitalia
scrote - male genitalia
shit - poop
shitass - idiot
shitbag - idiot
shitbagger - idiot
shitbrains - idiot
shitbreath - Bad Breath
shitcanned - Fired
shitcunt - idiot
shitdick - idiot
shitface - pooface
shitfaced - Drunk
shithead - jerk
shithole - idiot
shithouse - bathroom
shitspitter - butt
shitstain - poop
shitter - defecator
shittiest - worst
shitting - pooping
shitty - bad
shiz - poop
shiznit - poop
skank - dirty girl
skeet - semen
skullfuck - sexual act
slut - sexually popular woman
slutbag - sexually popular woman
smeg - poop
snatch - female genitalia
spic - mexican
spick - mexican american
splooge - ejaculate
spook - White person
suckass - idiot
sandnigger - middle eastern
schlong - male genitalia
scrote - male genitalia
shit - poop
shitass - idiot
shitbag - idiot
shitbagger - idiot
shitbrains - idiot
shitbreath - Bad Breath
shitcanned - Fired
shitcunt - idiot
shitdick - idiot
shitface - pooface
shitfaced - Drunk
shithead - jerk
shithole - idiot
shithouse - bathroom
shitspitter - butt
shitstain - poop
shitter - defecator
shittiest - worst
shitting - pooping
shitty - bad
shiz - poop
shiznit - poop
skank - dirty girl
skeet - semen
skullfuck - sexual act
slut - sexually popular woman
slutbag - sexually popular woman
smeg - poop
snatch - female genitalia
spic - mexican
spick - mexican american
splooge - ejaculate
spook - White person
suckass - idiot
T:
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tard - mentally challenged
testicle - male genitalia
thundercunt - idiot
tit - breast
titfuck - sexual act
tits - breasts
tittyfuck - sexual act
twat - female genitals
twatlips - idiot
twats - vaginas
twatwaffle - homosexual
testicle - male genitalia
thundercunt - idiot
tit - breast
titfuck - sexual act
tits - breasts
tittyfuck - sexual act
twat - female genitals
twatlips - idiot
twats - vaginas
twatwaffle - homosexual
U:
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unclefucker - homosexual
V:
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va-j-j - female genitalia
vag - femail genitalia
vagina - female genitalia
vajayjay - female genitalia
vjayjay - female genitalia
vag - femail genitalia
vagina - female genitalia
vajayjay - female genitalia
vjayjay - female genitalia
W:
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wank - sexual act
wankjob - sexual act
wetback - Mexican
whore - hussy
whorebag - idiot
whoreface - idiot
wop - Italian
wankjob - sexual act
wetback - Mexican
whore - hussy
whorebag - idiot
whoreface - idiot
wop - Italian
As well as any derogatory term not included within. The offending party will be terminated from the board.
Attempts to cause another member of NDOFV's termination through instigation, baiting, provocation, or other undesirable means will result in termination of the offending party.
Attempts to monopolize conversation will result in termination of the offending party. Please limit contributions to 5 monologues before others have a chance to speak.
Attempts to use business malpractice, such as inside trading, and illicit dealings behind closed doors will of course result in termination. You are advised to research these practices if you are unfamiliar at http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/272547-tl-mafia-model-op with the understanding that we go over and above here.
Failure to vote on a member's removal will result in termination. This is due not to one's absence, or uncertainty of guilt; this is due to likely associations. We must rid the firm of those who use illegal leverages to remove honest board members; if this means terminating those board members who do not participate in this unofficial investigation, so be it. The inclusion of such types is inevitable; we already have unofficial contacts with statements of intent.
Of course that list is the lowest of low behavior. We will use our own discretion; if in doubt, don't say it. You may or may not be warned prior to termination.
Applications to the board will not be done within the meeting hall. Please send either partner in the Legal firm your application via a private message. They will determine your eligibility, and then decide whether or not to include you on the list.
Since I can't corporatize this part yet, I am just going to state it plainly.
It's a closed setup for 13 players with HIGH standards of behavior. There is no post limit but I may come in at any time and tell you as rudely as I see fit to SHUT UP. You are not allowed to do that to each other by the way. PM me or (Cohost) if you deem it necessary.
If I do this @ you it does not mean you cannot post, it means consolidate one more and then you are done for the physical day. Just keep that possibility in mind.
If it seems too harsh don't join. This is made in response to the threads that have come up regarding behavior; this game is for those with high standards. IF you prefer lower standards, play one of my normals. I am quite lax there.
This is a normal mini, but I am going to call it a themed game since it is a closed setup.
YOU SHOULD ASK ABOUT ANY SORT OF BEHAVIOR THING.
The firm appreciates all who have hosted Mafia games in the past, and those to come in advance. We specifically recognize Blazinghand, for assistance with the setup.