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United States24483 Posts
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That is taken from the 75 I've gotten within the last day or so from one of my accounts...
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I'm trying to work out what they've got me pegged as. The seem to be extremely focussed on "love" or "L". Also they get my name wrong alot (assume it's arthur, actually i'm Andrew). the usual penis stuff. I cracked up when i saw the child predator warning. just watched predator last night so my mind instantly went to a child alien hunter as opposed to a pedophile.
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When I read Ku Klux Klan I immediately thought DEY TOOK OUR JOBS.
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The Ultimate Teenage Ninja Turtle Mission Awaits. Choose Your Side Wisely. Win Exclusive... Trying to pull me with with TMNT... that's a dirty trick.
On August 25 2012 04:50 Kiante wrote: I'm trying to work out what they've got me pegged as. The seem to be extremely focussed on "love" or "L". Also they get my name wrong alot (assume it's arthur, actually i'm Andrew). the usual penis stuff. I cracked up when i saw the child predator warning. just watched predator last night so my mind instantly went to a child alien hunter as opposed to a pedophile.
As a white guy I've got invitations to both Asian and Black dating sites, so their identification methods are somewhat lacking. At least they know I'm a guy since half of my spam is for penis enlargement.
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Lul. I haven't a lot, but I have "Cheap Levtira and Vigara" because hey, if we are going to scam you, at least we won't sully the name of the actual product we aren't selling.
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Hahaha this was an enjoyable exercise
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On August 25 2012 05:53 dudeman001 wrote:The Ultimate Teenage Ninja Turtle Mission Awaits. Choose Your Side Wisely. Win Exclusive... Trying to pull me with with TMNT... that's a dirty trick. Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 04:50 Kiante wrote: I'm trying to work out what they've got me pegged as. The seem to be extremely focussed on "love" or "L". Also they get my name wrong alot (assume it's arthur, actually i'm Andrew). the usual penis stuff. I cracked up when i saw the child predator warning. just watched predator last night so my mind instantly went to a child alien hunter as opposed to a pedophile.
As a white guy I've got invitations to both Asian and Black dating sites, so their identification methods are somewhat lacking. At least they know I'm a guy since half of my spam is for penis enlargement. When looking at my mom's spam email recently, one of the websites in her folder was "Black People Meet." I have a feeling they don't really peg anyone as anything. Just by looking at her email, it's pretty obvious that we have the most German last name in existence.
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lol wtf
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That cracked article was good, and speaking of cracked......
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United States7488 Posts
Details of any egg-cracking experiences would also be welcome in this thread. i.e. number of tries, pain/injury, what you thought about/looked at, picture of the cracked egg, how you decided to prepare the egg afterward, was it tasty, etc.
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Pretty awesome, really. I don't tend to expect a literary reference that's dropped off the 10 second attention span of the majority of the planet to make it into my spam folder!
I'm crazy enough to try this in a bit, but just for clarification, this IS mod permission to post the results, assuming there's not a picture of the... equipment used, yes?
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United States7488 Posts
On August 25 2012 07:31 JingleHell wrote: I'm crazy enough to try this in a bit, but just for clarification, this IS mod permission to post the results, assuming there's not a picture of the... equipment used, yes? Yes... just no dick pics.
I might try it and post my results sometime this weekend when I have some alone time in the house.
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On August 25 2012 07:43 semioldguy wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 07:31 JingleHell wrote: I'm crazy enough to try this in a bit, but just for clarification, this IS mod permission to post the results, assuming there's not a picture of the... equipment used, yes? Yes... just no dick pics. I might try it and post my results sometime this weekend when I have some alone time in the house.
That's kinda what I'm waiting for too.
It seems too stupid not to try.
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I actually have zero spam emails in my main email lol.
But my throwaway has tons of them...nothing particularly interesting though.
Best one I can remember is back in high school, I got an email with the following header:
We are not doing what you think we're doing at Bates
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mine is literally all "double your dick size in 5 minutes"
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I laughed hard at "Ku Klux Klan"
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On August 25 2012 07:43 semioldguy wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 07:31 JingleHell wrote: I'm crazy enough to try this in a bit, but just for clarification, this IS mod permission to post the results, assuming there's not a picture of the... equipment used, yes? Yes... just no dick pics. I might try it and post my results sometime this weekend when I have some alone time in the house. ... Are there any rules... like no hands, has to be cracked completely, can you smack it? Proud to say this is my weirdest post so far.
EDIT: some spam from my email
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edit: this one just came in! Jingle Some Hells For Santa
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What's Up With All Of These Spam Message Capitalizing Every Word?
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I had that issue with a yahoo email address.
It depends on what email provider you use. Hotmail (to my knowledge) and yahoo use public filters for spam.
Public Spam Filter: If a lot of people mark certain messages as spam (they are very similar in content, say, like a website signup), they are then put on the filter, and all future messages go directly to the spam folder. This also means that the companies that send these messages can make their own accounts and unmark the messages, and they won't be filtered.
Private spam filters: (google is a big one for this) each user has his own spam filter that only that user can change. Google uses both a public and private to filter out content, and messages when are put on the public filter don't come off (think of it more like a banlist in a game).
More on subject, I love the messages that put togeather random words in the form of a sentence.
"Red baskets on Monday's orgy work diligently towards the recession. These few mothers are proud to be one of a kind dishes that people eat". Almost like a BadLipReading soundbyte.
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