In ESPORTS darkest hour, our favourite artist Glider was struggling against an army of cyborgs in the form of JenniferESL. Suffering many casualties yet struggling onward when all hope was lost, the last resort was deployed. A terrifying weapon of unspeakable horror. It was us, who scorched the sky.
As promised, if Glider won the contest, I would sing Santa Baby. Quarter of a million people saw me make that promise and now, it is fulfilled.
Tell my children I love them very much, the sweet embrace of death beckons.
Edit: and I must confess that I imagine you laying like the girl on the cover of Pulp Fiction(except that you are naked) when you sing this. I don't know if this is a guilty pleasure or just crazy.
Your voice actually isn't bad... I'm actually enjoying this less as it being funny and more as it sounding pretty decent, man. I actually want to hear you again, when you sing in your real, not exaggerated voice. I liked this a lot to be honest.
EPT
