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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-26 04:15:22
November 26 2007 04:15 GMT
#81
One day I'll travel to Thailand and bang my cock against some underage grrls. And I have no clue why the fuck I just said that.
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
November 26 2007 04:16 GMT
#82
Ya i prefer to jerk off to myself in front of the mirror and sleep.
Shit happens and then you die
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
November 26 2007 04:21 GMT
#83
On November 26 2007 13:08 Hippopotamus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2007 13:00 greatmeh wrote:
On November 26 2007 12:41 fanatacist wrote:
On November 26 2007 12:32 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
you need lots of lube

Oops.

I think it hurt her more though.


reminds of that thread where the guy broke his dick doing his anal virgin girlfriend
ouch


LINK NOW!


I have searched the baron sewers of teamliquid
and I have found the dreaded thread
oh lord please do not smite me for thy!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33345
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
November 26 2007 04:22 GMT
#84
Oh, lmao. I remember this thread now. I read it before, but it's still great to read it again.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
November 26 2007 04:36 GMT
#85
I played starcraft with a prostitute, but I wouldn't touch her.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 26 2007 04:38 GMT
#86
On November 26 2007 13:22 Hippopotamus wrote:
Oh, lmao. I remember this thread now. I read it before, but it's still great to read it again.

It's terrible T_T
Peace~
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
November 26 2007 04:38 GMT
#87
I'd consider it if i was really horny and the whore was very hot.
But what can i say, i guess i cant quite tell, virgin :p
Teamliquidian townie
Seku
Profile Joined December 2006
United States313 Posts
November 26 2007 05:00 GMT
#88
I got ripped off while I was in Japan.
kalami
Profile Joined September 2005
United States214 Posts
November 26 2007 05:21 GMT
#89
On November 26 2007 13:11 MYM.Testie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2007 12:53 Rev0lution wrote:
srly isnt the main point of being with girl is the sex that comes with the miserable relationship you guys are going to have once the novelty of it goes away? whats wrong with hookers.


The cons outweigh the pros by leaps and bounds.
- Human trafficking / sexual slavery
- Girls & children who are forced to be in the business
- The sheer indignity of it all and how disgusting and deplorable it is
- You may intend to use her for sex, and may even treat her well. But the next man may have a rape fantasy to play out. They are the most murdered profession after all.
- Strafe

Simply because it is often named the worlds oldest profession seldom means it is a worth while one to keep around.

Either it should be legalized and extremely heavily regulated and tracked. Or abolished altogether. What the world has in mass right now is just sick.


Nice even handed assessment of prostitution.

I don't have a problem with paying for sex. Is it really any more pathetic than jerking off in a dark room to the interracial midget gang bang porn playing on your computer?
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
November 26 2007 05:31 GMT
#90
How come IntoTheWow hasn't posted in this thread yet?
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-26 06:32:56
November 26 2007 06:17 GMT
#91
On November 26 2007 14:00 Seku wrote:
I got ripped off while I was in Japan.


Hahahahahaha! Happens to everyone, well almost<=- too smart.

On November 26 2007 13:15 Hippopotamus wrote:
One day I'll travel to Thailand and bang my cock against some underage grrls. And I have no clue why the fuck I just said that.


Even though you might be joking I feel I need to correct some stereotype here. Underage sex with Thailand does happen, but not a lot. And if you are ever caught having sex with a girl that isn't 18 yet you can spend some serious time in the Thai Monkeyhouse and that is not something you want to do ever. The police is actually quite strict on under aged prostitution. Better be careful

On November 26 2007 14:31 A3iL3r0n wrote:
How come IntoTheWow hasn't posted in this thread yet?


What does he have to do with it?:S

There is only one reason to abolish prostitution and that would be to crack down on STD's that are harmful for society as a whole.

I'm quite convinced that forced prostitution would occur a lot less if you legalize it. In fact by legalizing it and controlling it like any other profession you should be able to eradicate forced prostitution entirely. After all there is no reason why any guy would visit an unwilling girl rather than a girl who consciously and voluntarily chooses to enter this profession.

Prostitution itself is perfectly fine. The things that are closely related to prostitution are the problem, drugs & slavery. Governments need to start legalizing prostitution as soon as possible and even go as far to make it a socially acceptable job so that the women who are conducting the profession aren't shunned upon and pushed into a dark corner of society where they are treated with nothing but disrespect. Prostitutes are treated so bad that is despicable and deplorable. One of the reasons for this is people throwing so much shit on prostitution. Calling them nasty hookers non stop and basically showing no respect for them or whatsoever is totally wrong and should be stopped. I am not saying you should see them as great women, but if prostitutes could achieve the same status as a garbage collector a lot of progress has been made. Keeping them in a corner of society will only make them vulnerable to crimes such as drugs, forced prostitution and what not. Forced prostitution cannot happen in a society where prostitution is legally and socially accepted and also regulated.

Girls that do prostitution often desperately need money(duh). If they need it so bad that they are willing to do this it can even be decent solution. They would not have to resort to crimes and they can mean something for men who have a sick libido. If a guy has some weird fantasies and a prostitute is fine with realizing them for some money then why not? You would really rather want him to get stuck with his fantasy forever? Help the guy out. Not to mention the guys that would go so nuts they would actually force an unwilling girl to do it. Yeah I know they are out there.

Then there are guys who are just horny for the night and want a decent fuck and prostitutes are the perfect solution for the guy so he doesn't wake up with a huge boner and sick pain in his balls that flows through to his stomach. Isn't it wonderful to have girls selling themselves for money? Ball ache is no thanks after all.

Prostitution can have a relieving effect on society. If it weren't for STD's it should probably be taken up in the health care package.(after consultation of a psychiatrist OF COURSE).


And I'm honored Testie
kyari_
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Romania558 Posts
November 26 2007 06:40 GMT
#92
On November 26 2007 13:16 PissedOffEmo wrote:
Ya i prefer to jerk off to myself in front of the mirror and sleep.


do you like what you see?
http://www.myspace.com/kyarikicksass
Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
November 26 2007 06:42 GMT
#93
This boy i know dad got him a prostitute for his 18th birthday because he knew his son was a virgin and couldn't get laid on his own. He told us the story and i remember all of us making fun of him because he said he kissed her haha... good times...
Twitter: @KingKosi
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 26 2007 06:43 GMT
#94
On November 26 2007 13:21 greatmeh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2007 13:08 Hippopotamus wrote:
On November 26 2007 13:00 greatmeh wrote:
On November 26 2007 12:41 fanatacist wrote:
On November 26 2007 12:32 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
you need lots of lube

Oops.

I think it hurt her more though.


reminds of that thread where the guy broke his dick doing his anal virgin girlfriend
ouch


LINK NOW!


I have searched the baron sewers of teamliquid
and I have found the dreaded thread
oh lord please do not smite me for thy!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33345


Thanks for the link, I can't believe I missed it. Made my night.

Also, I thought you meant "broke", but it was a + Show Spoiler +
frenulum snap
.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
November 26 2007 06:56 GMT
#95
Strafe, there will always be young mindless peeps with "morality" arguments whining about how the society gets corrupted, how god is unhappy and other sissy crap. There will also always be old women with "criticizm" and lawyers who earn money saying it "insults women as a whole" therefore, violates "women's rights". Not gonna happen.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
November 26 2007 07:41 GMT
#96
Not on short term no. I realize that all too well, but it is never wrong to advocate the right thing to do even though it won't happen any time soon. The not gonna happen attitude didn't change the world in history and won't in the future!
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 26 2007 07:53 GMT
#97
On November 26 2007 14:00 Seku wrote:
I got ripped off while I was in Japan.


thats what she said
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
November 26 2007 07:58 GMT
#98
On November 26 2007 14:31 A3iL3r0n wrote:
How come IntoTheWow hasn't posted in this thread yet?


Howdy
Moderator<:3-/-<
zerofear
Profile Joined February 2006
Mexico44 Posts
November 26 2007 08:01 GMT
#99
arent you afraid of aids or siphylis? i dont suggest a hooker, since its a common to get your cock sick, and of course using condom is really not the same, but in your particular case, as you can not have a normal sexual life 'coz of your travels i suggest you to ... well ..... no good solution found... prostitutes in your case sounds logical.


btw no women can be get "free" even if its an honorable one you MUST SPENT AT LEAST TIME, AND SINCE TIME IS MONEY YOU ARE SPENDING MONEY ON THEM.
The Midnigth Carnival
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
November 26 2007 08:54 GMT
#100
On November 26 2007 14:00 Seku wrote:
I got ripped off while I was in Japan.


She stole your money when you weren't looking, or did she make you cum real fast on purpose?
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
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