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radar14
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1437 Posts
September 13 2004 15:07 GMT
#21
so if you're Moses.....I guess that would make God....Boxer? Or maybe Nal_rA...
impatience is a virtue
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-09-13 15:14:54
September 13 2004 15:13 GMT
#22
Look up.

See those horses?

MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
September 13 2004 15:16 GMT
#23
Good work with these Made me smile cuple of times. So lets hope people read it ~~
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
radar14
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1437 Posts
September 13 2004 15:19 GMT
#24
On September 14 2004 00:13 Klogon wrote:
Look up.

See those horses?



impatience is a virtue
AK-Nemesis
Profile Joined December 2002
2005 Posts
September 13 2004 15:52 GMT
#25
yay, this is great!


On September 13 2004 23:17 OneOther wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2004 23:15 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
6: hurray i'm protected


Rofl..haha.
161 down and 2839 more to go for me.

Just wondering, how long have you guys been to this site?


it's in all of our profiles
Nemesis has left the building~
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13310 Posts
September 13 2004 15:55 GMT
#26
Could not some1 reach veteran status from spamming?

Im thinking FA
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
AK-Nemesis
Profile Joined December 2002
2005 Posts
September 13 2004 16:10 GMT
#27
i dont think FA did a lot of one liners
Nemesis has left the building~
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2983 Posts
September 13 2004 16:31 GMT
#28
wow nice work ^^
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
September 13 2004 16:38 GMT
#29
It's a nice read, keep up the good work!
Moderator
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
September 13 2004 17:05 GMT
#30
Although that was mostly common sense, it's actually something a lot of people don't use. Good read BTW...
Son Of Law
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
September 13 2004 17:20 GMT
#31
That was a good read, thx

Keep up the good work~
AUSSIESCUM
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Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
September 13 2004 17:41 GMT
#32
was this a joke? i dont get it
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
WickedDreams
Profile Joined October 2002
Portugal873 Posts
September 13 2004 17:52 GMT
#33
Nice One
Getting away with all messed up !
Arbiter[frolix]
Profile Joined January 2004
United Kingdom2674 Posts
September 13 2004 17:52 GMT
#34
On September 14 2004 02:41 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
was this a joke? i dont get it


We are vigilant.
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
September 13 2004 18:21 GMT
#35
wheres the "use fucking english please" in russian?
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 13 2004 19:02 GMT
#36
russians can't speak english anyways so whats the point
why so 진지해?
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
September 13 2004 19:13 GMT
#37
finally!! this is probably gonna be pretty useful. What's missing is a commandment against ppl who make fun of others because of their nationality.
This is my truth, tell me yours!
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 13 2004 19:18 GMT
#38
Hear, oh Israel! Remember this day, when the strong hand of the Lord leads you out of bondage!
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ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
September 13 2004 19:24 GMT
#39
On September 14 2004 04:13 distant_voice wrote:
finally!! this is probably gonna be pretty useful. What's missing is a commandment against ppl who make fun of others because of their nationality.


wth is wrong with that...?
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
Taguchi
Profile Joined February 2003
Greece1575 Posts
September 13 2004 19:25 GMT
#40
On September 14 2004 04:13 distant_voice wrote:
finally!! this is probably gonna be pretty useful. What's missing is a commandment against ppl who make fun of others because of their nationality.


that falls under racist slurs
Great minds might think alike, but fastest hands rule the day~
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