Liquid News - NationWars IV Finals
Olli Lichter: “Welcome to Liquid News with Olli Lichter. We have BREAKING NEWS for all our viewers: Reports are coming in of an inbound battle in the French capital Paris, where four invading forces are likely to meet this weekend.
To dive deeper into the situation, we have with us leading experts on the matter: Professor Mize Haven, professor of geography and history at the Blizzard Institute, military strategist Hex Hauer, who is live in the studio, and our correspondent Munch Spiral in Paris, where the decisive battle looks to be taking place.
Professor Haven, I would like to start with you. Please fill us in on the beginning and context of this situation.”
Mize Haven: “Well, Olli, where to begin? Last year the dispute about which country has the best StarCraft 2 players escalated very quickly and spun out of control, and many nations were destroyed even before they were really able to prepare for war. It was a bloodbath, Olli, but it seems like a final confrontation is just ahead, with all four remaining forces now closing in on Paris.”
Olli Lichter: “Which nations are still capable of victory, and how did they get to Paris?"
Mize Haven: “As you just mentioned, four nations are still strong enough to march to Paris. From the north east the troops from Poland are closing in—.”
Olli Lichter: “—Can you show our American viewers where Poland is exactly on this map, Professor?”
Mize Haven: “Eh, sure. It’s here in the east of Germany, and they made their way to France via the Netherlands... here.


Olli Lichter: “Will Poland be able to enter Paris unobstructed?”
Mize Haven: “Not exactly, Olli. Our projections tell us that they are about to meet the Canadian forces outside the gates of Paris. The Canadians battled the United States in the Atlantic and sunk their ships. Even the flagship USS

Olli Lichter: “I want to bring in strategy expert Hex Hauer now. Hex, how will this battle play out?”
Hex Hauer: “As you’ve just heard, Olli,


The Poles have built up a deadly army, Olli. Nerchio is being backed up by the veteran commander


Now, we had some doubts about whether the Canadians would be able to keep up, but a few reports, which have been coming in, make us believe in their capabilities to defeat Poland. Their greatest asset,


The Canadians also have an excellent propaganda apparatus lead by Minister





Olli Lichter: “Thank you, Hex. We will be right back with you after a short commercial break. Stay with us here on Liquid News, as we go live to front-line with our correspondent next!”
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Olli Lichter: “Welcome back to Liquid News with Olli Lichter and all our experts. We are now reporting live about the incoming battle of Paris and the conclusion of the fourth Nation Wars. We have already heard about Canada and Poland meeting for battle in the north of the city, but what about the other front? Professor Haven?”
Mize Haven: “Well, it shouldn’t surprise you that Germany has invaded France directly from the east, after trying the usual shortcut through the low lands and being repelled. Interestingly enough, a Mexican Special Force had already defeated the French army, so that the Germans met not their French counterparts, but the Mexicans, whom they soundly defeated.
But on their way to the city of Paris, they’ll meet a dangerous foe in the South Korean army. The Koreans first tried to make their way to Europa via Canada, but were beaten back, so they had their forces flown in. Word on the street is that Norway tried intercepting the Koreans, but were soundly defeated by

Olli Lichter: “Liquid News strategy analyst Hex Hauer, which of these forces is likely to prevail?”
Hex Hauer: “As always, Olli, the Korean forces are going to be very hard to overcome. Their strategical mastermind is called

Leading the Korean army is a man called


Leading the German forces is



Another useful asset of the Germans is a man often called ‘Wunderwünsch’, more popularly known as


Even though the Germans have assembled a skilled force, it will be a tough battle against the Koreans who are determined to purge the shame of their loss in the last grand battle of Paris—and they’re on track to do so.”
Olli Lichter: “Thank you, Hex. As a reminder to all our viewers, you can follow the battle live on oGaming, who are at the scene with a competent team of observers and commentators. Let’s go live to Paris to our frontline correspondent Munch Spiral. Are you there, Munch?”
Munch Spiral: “Indeed, Olli. As you can see behind me, Paris is still peaceful, but all four armies are closing in and the climactic battle of this war is drawing closer with every minute. I talked to some French citizens earlier, and they aren’t very worried about getting caught in the crossfire. Indeed, one doctor Aeromi told us that he’s looking forward to seeing some people cry after the battle—as long as everything is scheduled properly. He also called the Secretary General of the United Battle.net for the release of a strict rule book for worldwide conflicts. Paris seems to be ready, Olli, I hope our viewers are as well.”
Olli Lichter: “Thank you, Munch, we really appreciate your live report there. Professor Haven and Hex Hauer, thank you for your time. After all that we’ve heard, Korea looks to be the favorite to conquer Paris, whereas Poland might be the nation to charge in and rescue the foreign countries from their threat.
Thank you for following our coverage tonight. Everyone at Liquid News wishes you a peaceful evening before this weekend's happenings.”