EPT![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/riptide/liquid/gsl3quals_jinro.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/thumb/1/17/Jinrobeaniepower.png/200px-Jinrobeaniepower.png)
Jinro is the second coming of Buddha and he's going to win GSL Open S3 so there is no real point in discussing that. After watching all of his games, however, and comparing his performances to the other players, I think I have figured out his secret tech that allows him to flourish where Ret and Idra have faltered.
It's his square jaw and jutting, manly chin. Asians all have girly chins and they instinctively cower in terror in the presence of a masculine chin the likes of Jinro's. Have you ever noticed the GSL doesn't have booth girls like the BW leagues do? That's because the sheer amount of testosterone generated by Jinro's chin would cause them to swoon in ecstasy. Jinro is not only a Manly Man he's a Gentle Man and he personally requested no booth girls so as not to cause them any potential harm when they faint to the ground in his presence. He could only catch 10, maybe 12 at once, and he doesn't want the one he missed to weigh heavily on his conscience.
Anyway, I believe if Jinro changes his nickname to highlight one of his best assets, he will be nigh unbeatable. With any luck, Season 4 will feature a 1v3 finals with Jinro taking on the rest of the top four simultaneously and winning handily. (Or should I say chinnily?)
Poll: What should Jinro change his name to?
Chinro (854)
85%
BitChin' (61)
6%
Chinchilla (42)
4%
ChinOfDestiny (23)
2%
Chinook (10)
1%
CapuChin (7)
1%
ChinMan (5)
0%
1002 total votes
BitChin' (61)
Chinchilla (42)
ChinOfDestiny (23)
Chinook (10)
CapuChin (7)
ChinMan (5)
1002 total votes
Your vote: What should Jinro change his name to?
(Vote): ChinOfDestiny
(Vote): Chinchilla
(Vote): BitChin'
(Vote): ChinMan
(Vote): Chinook
(Vote): CapuChin
(Vote): Chinro
Sorry I won't remake the poll again
but here are some great suggestions from the thread: Chinzilla, JayLeno, Chinroll, Chinrolled, ChinOfOneWay, chiNcontrol, ChinDealer, ReaChin
Reach![[image loading]](http://img530.imageshack.us/i/chinro.png/)
