since I don't super well remember who I flipped and who I didn't, here have actually great roles that were much better than hapa's (Dandel best host 2021), may it soothe your egos:
+ Show Spoiler [Vivax] +You are Vivex, the vettest of veterans.
Your experience playing this game speaks for itself. You know how to play games better than anyone else, and you're not afraid to let everyone know. Once per game, at night, you may choose to hypertunnel a player. All actions that would target you that night instead target that player and that player’s role name also counts as “Vivax” for the rest of the game.
If the player you hypertunneled dies that night, you may perform the ##Avenge action during the following dayphase by posting it in the thread. Doing that will invoke a holy crusade against their killer(s) and the names of all players that performed a night action on them will be revealed at the host’s earliest convenience.
You are town.
+ Show Spoiler [Hapahosti] +You are Hapahauli, a boomer. Years of playing mafia finally wore you down so now you only host anymore for those young whippersnappers. OR DO YOU?!?!?! SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER: At any point you may ##Dropkick: Player Name in the thread. This will send a message revealing their role name to yourself and a random player. This ability has a full cycle cooldown. CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN: Connect two player names and their role names in the format: Player Name – Role Name VS. Player Name – Role Name to the host per PM. If you are correct, you will initiate instant death with the chosen players. This is an instant majority gladiatorial lynch that ends the dayphase but has no time restriction. This will only happen at the beginning of the next day phase, or right away if the host can get to it before less than 24 hours are left in an ongoing day phase. If this ability is activated in MYLO/LYLO, you will replace one of the two players on the ballot. You are mafia, your QT is here: https://www.quicktopic.com/53/H/er7TZQaNKTJzq
+ Show Spoiler [Obi(tuary)] +You are ObiWanShinobi, the confused Star Wars weeb.
Once per game, during the day you may type ##Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau! into the thread. This will give you a samurai robe to wear as well as a katana to wield.*
At least a cycle later you may type ##Tsuki ga kirei in the thread. This will replace your robe and blade with two bunny ears and a pair of glasses*.
At least a cycle later you may type ##Kuchi wa wazawai no moto into the thread, transforming yourself into a Jedi, giving you a lightsaber as well as the high ground advantage.*
As a Jedi, if you would be lynched at any point in the game, you may instead tell the thread that these are not the droids they are looking for. You will still be lynched but you can chop the arm off your Padawan (any player) and take their life with you.
You are town.
* Details will be revealed as you obtain these items.
+ Show Spoiler [GlowingHue] +You are GlowingBear, which sounds biologically improbable.
I’m sure we’ve played and such but I don’t remember you so instead you’re just Mordekaiser, which is racist of me.
At night you can hit someone with your club for 100/200/300/400/500 damage. You may take a night off clubbing to improve this ability to the next stage.
You may evoke a cloud of metal scraps that deal 50/100/150/200/250 damage to two players of your choice. You may take a night off metaling to improve this ability to the next stage.
You may drag players towards you, dealing 100/200/300/400/500 damage to them and half that to players between the two of you on the sign-up list. They will be placed above or below you depending on where they started off. You may take a night off dragging to improve this ability to the next stage.
Once you’ve done 2000 damage in total, you may evoke a ##Death Realm: Player Name. This changes the next lynch to a gladiatorial duel lynch between you and them, but votes on your opponent count double. Can only be used 24 hours before the upcoming deadline. Can be used at night for the upcoming dayphase. Multiple duels may be active at a given time.
Please count the damage yourself, I don’t want to do it.
You are town.
+ Show Spoiler [HF] +You are Holyflare, the least improved mafia player of all time.
If you are mafia, you lose the game.
But; you are town.
You still have a chance to lose the game.
At night, you can either request assistance with reading other players (Cop check), pussy up (Veteran) or go hog-wild (Vigilante). The Vig is one-shot, the others are unlimited use, one at a time.
During the day you can choose to ##ERP: Player Name. This will amorously bind you to that other player and any future night action they take, you take as well (wiggle wiggle), and any night action they receive you receive as well (wiggle wiggle). You may bind only to one player and the bond dissipates after one hot night of action.
+ Show Spoiler [Conversion Therapy Needed] +You are Conversion, who judging by his name has been banned, so you’re actually secretly raynpelikan.
You will need these where you go: Once per game you can be a toxic shit and flame a player to oblivion without being modkilled for it.
Once per game you can blatantly cheat without being modkilled for it.
Once per game you can DDOS another player without being modkilled for it.
Once per game, for 15 minutes, you can post in Russian without being modkilled for it.
Once per game you can edit a post into something completely different without being modkilled for it.
Disclaimer: You are not actually raynpelikan.
You are town.
+ Show Spoiler [JAT] +
+ Show Spoiler [Wave] +You are WaveOfShadow, a man rapidly approaching midlife crisis.
As a proud dad, you decided to make that your personality. As such, you are expressly permitted one dad joke per cycle (optional). If a player groans or boos or otherwise expresses their displeasure about your lameness, be it for dad jokes or otherwise, you may submit proof of this victory over them to the host during the night phase. If the council of dads permits your submission, the player in question will then be part of your family.
You win the game if the majority of players left in the game are part of your family, at which point you leave to buy cigarettes and are removed from the game until you return (and I’m sure you will return, any second now…). You also win if you can entangle another player in a back-and-fourth about children for at least 11 posts each within a single phase. Posts about your or their own children count double.
+ Show Spoiler [Slambourine] +You are Alakaslam, the looney American Exceptionalist.
Once per game, if you have the most votes on you during the dayphase you may assign a player the role of “Chaynah” by typing ##Nuke: Playername. Doing this will absolutely distract anyone from the plethora of American war crimes and instead blame the Chinese for them because they eat bats or something. Pedophile Vampires, you know how it is.
Any player whose location is set to the United States or the Phillipines will have their vote (democratically) stolen and it’s placed on “Chaynah” instead. If the player is lynched and turns up town, you can absolve yourself from any and all responsibility by invoking the Undercover American Terrorists Act of 1967, Article 4.
Once per game, you can type ##Own the libs in the thread. Doing this will not provide you with any real benefits, but a player will randomly receive 1 KP at the end of the next day phase.* **
You are a Serial Killer Where The Series Is Over At 1. You win if you are one of two or less players still alive or mafia outnumber town (you do not count as ‘town’ for this calculation).
*Can hit a player that was lynched. **Can hit you.
+ Show Spoiler [T_T] +You are Tictock, the guy that dropped a k. It’s k you still have one left. Twice during the game you may elect to let a player’s time run out by typing ##Freeze: Player Name in the thread. If this happens during the day, their vote and all votes they may have acquired will not count towards the lynch. If this happens during the night, their actions and all actions affecting them will be delayed by two cycles (ergo if this happens N1, their actions will return N3). Once per game you may fatally accelerate a player by typing ##Faster: Player Name in the thread. This will hit the player with 1 KP at the end of the next night phase, but whether or not it kills is calculated at the time of typing. You are mafia and your QT is here: https://www.quicktopic.com/53/H/er7TZQaNKTJzq
+ Show Spoiler [yammi] +You are Yamato77, and you are really angry.
You don’t remember ever not being a rabid mess, and neither does anybody else – and with that I mean myself.
You are a writer and you really want people to know that very much. Each day you can swing your pen to edit one of your posts so that there are more pens on that post.
You hate roleclaimers, mostly because you hate everyone. Each night, you can submit a player name and a role name. If they match up, the player dies regardless of protection. If they don’t, you certainly don’t re-examine your own play, that’s for losers.
You win if you kill three people or they die at the same time as you would successfully kill them.
+ Show Spoiler [Eversince] +You are Eversince, and I don’t know anything about you other than that you said you had no time, so:
Each night starting from N0, you gain powers rolled from the Lurker Wheel. If you have posted less than 5 posts in the preceding cycle, your power come from Tier 1. <15 is Tier 2 and <25 is Tier 3. If you’ve posted 25 times or more, you lose all accrued powers. Active powers are usable from the upcoming phase onwards while passive powers work right away.
Lurker Wheel: Tier 1: Cop, Vigilante (unlimited, 1 per night), Jailer, Regenerating Veteran (passive) Tier 2: One-shot Vigilante, Roleblocker, Tracker, Doctor, Veteran (passive) Tier 3: One-shot Doublevote, one-shot Doctor, Miller (passive, self-aware)
If you have an action but lurk too much to use it… ??? (hidden mystery?!?!?!?)
Postgame Edit: The mystery was that you get modkilled.
You are town.
+ Show Spoiler [Shockeyy] +You are Shockeyy, a player I shockingly don’t know.
At night, you can lament the fact that I didn’t take the time to look you up. This is not allowed during the day and will result in an instant modkill.
At night, you may Jolt a player, roleblocking them.
During the day, once per dayphase, you may quote a single player and reply to them with “Oh my, how utterly shocking!” You do not need to “##”, bolden or otherwise note this post and you can hide the sentence anywhere in your post you please, but not in the quote itself.
If you Jolt that player during the next night phase, they are jailed instead of roleblocked.
Since lightning can’t strike twice and you’re not called LightningStrike, you can not Jolt the same player two nights in a row.
You are town.
Shockeyy's role went to hapa but that scumlord didn't play my game
Note that I actually did RNG all the alignments and I literally rolled the entire scum team as the scum team (in the roles, though TT playing himself also was scum for real and keeping in mind that the hapa role was the stand-in for me). Decided that this was fine because it was hilarious.
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