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VitaleTerran
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada34 Posts
April 18 2003 13:33 GMT
#21
Another amusing conversation I had with 2 of my clan mates was:

Clanmember #1's -->Dick 8======D ( ( ( <----- Clanmember#1's ass.

Clanmember #2's response: "At least it's not real."

Clanmember #1's response: "At least im not being f.ucked!"

Im not inclined to giev the names of the members for obvious reasons. =]
The best defense is a good offence.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
April 18 2003 13:34 GMT
#22
oh man I remember that page with kali quotes.
if anyone has them/the page, please url us. so many great quotes there. :>
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pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
April 18 2003 13:38 GMT
#23
On April 18 2003 22:32 aquanda wrote:
Old old old school player (pre-everlast during zileas era) quote:

<Gandhi!> fredwin was playing me once in war2 and he sent his first peon to my mine and went in and started harvesting goldnand he said "look i'm a jew"

AhahahahahAHHAHA im crying thats funny
Looking for Skilled players to join an Active, Involved clan. PM Me for Details.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
April 18 2003 14:11 GMT
#24
battlereports.com has great random quotes ;o
iD.Twisted
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands3102 Posts
April 18 2003 14:37 GMT
#25
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. As such, I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my intelligence begins to drop. Good day."
All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
April 18 2003 14:42 GMT
#26
"Ever notice the only black unit is a peon?"

I believe someone said it here.
aquanda
Profile Joined January 2003
United States477 Posts
April 18 2003 14:44 GMT
#27
the kali quotes page is dead (at least the one I remember). TheBusDriver has the best and most quotes of anyone to ever come on kali. That guy is a fucking legend.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
April 18 2003 14:48 GMT
#28
oh fucking yes

thebusdriver is my hero. I remember the first time I went on kali (I was a pretty big newbie) and then he trashtalked towards my general dircection and I loved it.

I remember reading the question of the week things too.. every single time thebusdriver cracked me up.

fuck I wanna remember some thebusdriver quotes.. =[
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
April 18 2003 15:01 GMT
#29
that being said I think question of a week could be cool, however only a select few could have the honour of answering every week. :[
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SuperCod
Profile Joined March 2003
United States337 Posts
April 18 2003 15:09 GMT
#30
"I HACK AND DONT WANT OBS" - everlast =]
I have made good decisions in the past. I have made good decisions in the future. - G.W. Bush
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
April 18 2003 15:21 GMT
#31
I like iGS or whatever and his opinion.
The whole who gives a flying fuck what a person who is good at a video game types into his keyboard and hits enter.
Anyways
"boxer: is that many tank? yes?"
Its..
*SlayerS_`BoxeR`: This is many tank? Yes?
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-04-18 15:30:45
April 18 2003 15:23 GMT
#32
Kmart-X17- I have a nice life sucking guys dicks
Kmart-X17- typo

many golden ones at bobs site
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ApollyoN
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1297 Posts
April 18 2003 15:26 GMT
#33
Boxer saying Garimto gives him nightmares.
AK-Nemesis
Profile Joined December 2002
2005 Posts
April 18 2003 15:28 GMT
#34
psyduck: i beat sam song 2-1
{o}mr.X: wtf, sam jjang

Nemesis has left the building~
Anselan
Profile Joined February 2003
United States103 Posts
April 18 2003 17:04 GMT
#35
Man, I remember the Kali days Gandhi was hilarious and TBD rocked. There's some site that has an archive of every website ever, so maybe we could find the quotes page again using that... =\

I had a few quotes Macro-ed on my old version of Kali, but I can't remember them, except one:

<Nacho> How do you circumsize Mage?
<Nacho> Kick his mom in the jaw :D

I dunno, I thought it was funny when he said it =P
OriginalLogic Team O-Logic
RaGe_banned
Profile Joined March 2003
United States538 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-04-18 17:11:04
April 18 2003 17:07 GMT
#36
On April 19 2003 00:21 Seo Ji-Hoon wrote:
I like iGS or whatever and his opinion.
The whole who gives a flying fuck what a person who is good at a video game types into his keyboard and hits enter.
Anyways
"boxer: is that many tank? yes?"
Its..
*SlayerS_`BoxeR`: This is many tank? Yes?

nope your wrong it's
SlayerS_`BoxeR`:that is many tank?
SlayerS_`BoxeR`:yes?
Beyonder = The One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Seven King
Fox
Profile Joined September 2002
United States408 Posts
April 18 2003 17:14 GMT
#37
stranix> U WANN AGO NOW
<stranix> LKFJL:KSF
<SilentStrike\"/> what are y ou talking about stranix?
<IN-Bob> can u fix the seedings
<IN-Bob> for me vs stranix
<stranix> BEST OF 7 LK
<IN-Bob> first round?
<IN-Bob> ty kindly
<stranix> NOW
<IN^LameKing> OK
<IN^LameKing> MAP 1 I CHOOSE BGH
<stranix> OK
<stranix> 2nd MAP I CHOOSE GREEN VALLEYS
<IN^LameKing> BLOODBATH FOR 3
<stranix> KILLING FIELDS 4
<IN^LameKing> SPACE MADNESS 5
<IN^LameKing> U BETTER NOT STEAL MY IDEA FOR 7
<IN^LameKing> POLARIS
<IN^LameKing> MOTHER FUCKING PRIME
<stranix> LK THERE WONT BE A 5th GAME CUS IM ROCKING UR ASS THE FIRST 4
<stranix> U DUMBASS
<SilentStrike\"/> haha
<IN^LameKing> OH IC HOW IT IS
<IN^LameKing> DOOD
<IN^LameKing> I HAVE BGH EXPERIENCE
<stranix> YA THATS RIGHT
<IN^LameKing> MY ROOMATE
<IN^LameKing> HAS TAUGHT ME
<IN^LameKing> HE PLAYS IT 20X A DAY
<IN^LameKing> AT LEAST
<stranix> HE TAUGHT U HOW TO PLAY RIGHT?
<INjiMMu> lose the caps captain stupid
<IN^LameKing> YA
<stranix> THAT WHY U GOT ROCKED LAST TIME WE PLAYED BGH?
<stranix> I RAPED U AND 4 OTHERGUYS IN THAT FFA? C'MON LK
* stranix is away (lk ur ass is mine and not sexually).


<{PH}Thor.> may remember when i saw your bean?
<{PH}Thor.> you knocked at my door
<Maynard...> yes i do
<{PH}Thor.> and i saw your small penis
<{PH}Thor.> haha =[
<Maynard...> yes thor but u can sure suck a mean cock
<Axis-> MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY i suck ur huge dick MAYNARD
<{PH}Thor.> you had your boxer trap open
<{PH}Thor.> haha
<Maynard...> remember when u answered ur door with ur penis out?


thanks to bobthenewt for having those handy for me lolz.

Fox
I am so fast I can see my own ear.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
April 18 2003 17:19 GMT
#38
ye bob good site
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OrangeTerran
Profile Joined October 2002
United States963 Posts
April 18 2003 17:39 GMT
#39
HovZ, out of no where. - "i'm better than all of you at mario kart AND super smash brothers"
Anaheim, California
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28654 Posts
April 18 2003 18:47 GMT
#40
ohhhhhhhh FoXy this one is so golden

The..Scarab> teach me protoss
znzf> what do u want to know
The..Scarab> whats a protoss
znzf> ignored for life
The..Scarab> whats a ignored

znzf> why dont you just fucking shut up already
The..Scarab> why don't you just fucking teach me protoss
The..Scarab> how maeny pielon i build?

znzf> i can teach u anything protoss
znzf> if u really, really want to learn
The..Scarab> how maeny zeelot?
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