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First Poem! About diablo

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Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 07 2012 21:04 GMT
#1
So yeah I decided to start a blog, not sure why... just sounds awesome!

Releasing my inner geek!
Sit back and enjoy

This is the poem sung by legends, in tristram by the last of the high priests.

Cheetara was a cheeta.
Panthro was a panther.
She was a cheater.
He was a hamster.

I like turtles
So green and sweet
My fav pokemon is purple
This poem is leet.
A button on keyboard named delete.
Am I truly that big'of'a geek?

Have you heard.
That new bieber song?
He sang like a bird.
It was just wrong.....
His song was named boyfriend.
But the question is "will it blend"

Are you aware.
Of a sloth named saint claire?
He looks almost like a bear.
Ready to scare.

The question is why is justin bieber famous?
He doesn't write his lyrics.
And his songs are tasteless.
His voice is barely genuine like mark.
The truth is chess.
He is but a trademark.
Why's he such a mess?

But back to what matters.
Diablo is about to arrive.
And soon he will be splattered.
By barbarians mighty dive.

Enough of bieber.
He will soon meet the gatekeeper.
For he is the biggest of scum!
Who is ofc the reaper.
This song is as lame as cu-.... gum!

Stop crying my children this rhyme is at an end.
As my first question states.
but.
Will.
It.
Blend?
Do remember to rate.
Zero to ten.
although I expect the words, never again!

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"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
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