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aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
December 16 2012 23:00 GMT
#1
Few things can make a man proud enough to touch him deep inside and stretch so far to reach his own ego. And this is what happened to me today. This is an important milestone for me. I recently found out my penis is longer.
But before going more into details I feel it's obligatory to give a brief history about my penis.

Like many guys, I've been sexually active since I'm 12. I am not actually sure I was supposed to start at that age since I basically tried fapping very often until it worked for a few months. But I always wanted to grow up and nurture a big boy I could be proud of. That was one of the things I was looking forward the most.
Unfortunately as I went through my puberty and teen years I found out that was not the case. Being completely honest I was very disappointed with my penis. He would refuse to grow as I wanted and as I kept watching videos of well grown men having their way with beautiful girls I started developing a dense state of sadness. I kept checking if there was any improvement over and over and I would soon realize that growing up to that level was nothing short of a sweet dream.
My penis was not giving me any joy.
When I was 18 I measured it for the last time and I realized I had to deal with it. It was barely average and if I stared at him I swear it looked pretty sad. And since I basically regard my penis as one of my closest friends, that made me even more sad. We shared so many great moments together, why couldn't we both be happy?

I stopped thinking about it too much and tried to be content with what I had. I knew something was missing in my life but I thought I had no way to get it.

Two months ago I had a big change in my life. If you don't know what I'm talking about you might want to check my previous blog. As I went through some books of fitness I found in a very special one the notion that you could make your own male attribute bigger and stronger. I was skeptical at first but that didn't stop me from trying. I was still dreaming after all, and I tried really hard every day hoping for the best.
First comes power. I started power lifting light clothing and towels up and down. It was hard in the beginning but after a while I could manage heavier towels. I am not exactly sure what this is for but I was like "fuck it, let's try it anyway, can't possibly hurt". Well I was wrong since my penis got swollen several times and I swear it hurts like shit. That still didn't refrain me from keeping doing it though.
Then the most important part is supposed to be stretching. I did read about two different key stretching exercises and I keep doing both of them religiously every two days. Again, I'm not sure if this would work at all, but the same mentality as above applies here. The bruises might actually come from this. Who knows.
This kind of training has a very Rocky feeling to it. It's consuming time and energy and there's no way to be sure to be able to reach your goals. All you have to do is try and believe in yourself.

After all this effort, commitment and excitement I sure was scared to check if there was any improvement, but eventually the moment had to come. A couple days ago I decided it was time to see if this brought forth any result. I didn't want to do it with my old ruler from high school so I went and bought a new one for the occasion. I was very nervous but eventually I managed to get my old pal in its best shape. I put the brand new ruler on the side, ready for a big delusion. Right before checking I was already thinking that there was no point in hoping for a change, but I was conscious that deep inside all I wanted was to be surprised. That was the moment when all this reached its climax. All my expectations would either be destroyed or renewed in a split second.
I gave a quick look with fake indifference, and a smile came to my face. My penis was longer. By about 15% the previous time I checked its lenght.

I believe there's no need to describe the feelings that came afterwards as most people here are guys. You know how fucking awesome it feels.

Yet I still don't know if this is the result of my intense training, a wrong measurement back then or just the fact my penis couldn't have been fully grown last time I checked. I guess I will still keep training every day and see where this leads in a couple more months
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GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
December 16 2012 23:04 GMT
#2
how much are they paying you?
Entirety
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
1423 Posts
December 16 2012 23:05 GMT
#3
Congratulations, I wish you the best of luck in your journey.

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Rofl, this blog is awesome.

Maybe I should try that too...
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ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
December 16 2012 23:07 GMT
#4
All that hard work and dedication paying off
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www.twitter.com/rootillusion & www.facebook.com/illusionsc2
YourMom
Profile Joined April 2010
Romania565 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-16 23:07:46
December 16 2012 23:07 GMT
#5
is this an allegory to your improvement at SC2 ??
I'm very good at making carriers.
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-16 23:07:34
December 16 2012 23:07 GMT
#6
[image loading] "i can lift this much, do you even lift?"
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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-16 23:08:24
December 16 2012 23:07 GMT
#7
so your like 5.75 inches long now...

and is atn getting a new sponsor. I didn't hear anything about that.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
December 16 2012 23:08 GMT
#8
best thing I've ever read
Vasoline73
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7834 Posts
December 16 2012 23:15 GMT
#9
Pretty sure comeback stories like this are what the internet was made for!
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
December 16 2012 23:15 GMT
#10
5/5, awesome blog. May try this.
esports
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
December 16 2012 23:21 GMT
#11
LOL
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
December 16 2012 23:22 GMT
#12
TMI, dont really understand why I kept reading but I suppose I was hoping you were telling this to make something of a point..
IRL_Sinister
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Ireland621 Posts
December 16 2012 23:29 GMT
#13
What the fuck?
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
December 16 2012 23:33 GMT
#14
On December 17 2012 08:22 B.I.G. wrote:
TMI, dont really understand why I kept reading but I suppose I was hoping you were telling this to make something of a point..


Nice pun
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
December 16 2012 23:34 GMT
#15
So I'll ask what everyone wants to know. How big?
CabalMinion
Profile Joined November 2012
Germany1 Post
December 16 2012 23:47 GMT
#16
aheem, Wut da fuck???
Maybe it´s something like a girls-thing but I really don´t wanna know anything about your Penis ...
Thought there would be some kind of a conclusion at the end, but ...
»...the direct counter to a unit is a marine, the direct coutner to a building is a stimmed marine.« – Day9 ^_^
Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
December 16 2012 23:47 GMT
#17
At first the only thing I could think of was "do you even lift?" but then I just proceeded to read everything in Stallone's voice after you mentioned Rocky and it was quite entertaining. This was unexpectedly awesome lol.
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. -Beethoven | Mech isn't a build, it's a way of life. -MajOr | Charlie.Sheen: "What is sarcastic, kids who have no courage to fight?" | #TerranPride #yolo #swag -Naama after 2-0'ing MC at HSC VI
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-16 23:54:21
December 16 2012 23:54 GMT
#18
Your blogs keep getting better :D
The sky is the limit!

gl at HSC [image loading]
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Bam Lee
Profile Joined June 2012
2336 Posts
December 16 2012 23:54 GMT
#19
holy shit what did i just read....i thought this was something about the attitude of people on the internet,in sc2 or something like that cause i saw the name atn cloud and i would have never expected somebody to write about something like this on TL ..... oh god....
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 16 2012 23:55 GMT
#20
You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis.
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