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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 11 2009 07:20 GMT
#21
Man up, list of 10 things you can do to help yourself, link to other threads with similar events
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
VooDank
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada252 Posts
August 11 2009 07:22 GMT
#22
"be a man, don't take shit from nobody, stop being a pussy"
troll post
444
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
August 11 2009 07:22 GMT
#23
Threat to close if people don't stay on topic.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 07:26:37
August 11 2009 07:24 GMT
#24
On August 11 2009 16:22 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Threat to close if people don't stay on topic.

agreement with mod to enforce veterenship
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6680 Posts
August 11 2009 07:28 GMT
#25
Nonsensical attack on progamers' sexuality
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 11 2009 07:39 GMT
#26
witty innuendo in reference to a situation in said life altering event.

+ Show Spoiler [obligatory spoiler] +
just kidding disclaimer


paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:08:52
August 11 2009 07:39 GMT
#27
relevant lolcats image

[mod edit to remove image, and warning]
Hates Fun🤔
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
August 11 2009 07:46 GMT
#28
Questioning op's sexual orientation.
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
August 11 2009 07:48 GMT
#29
On August 11 2009 15:47 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Suggestion that this blog isn't very good.


Ad hominem attack.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 11 2009 07:50 GMT
#30
On August 11 2009 16:24 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 16:22 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Threat to close if people don't stay on topic.

agreement with mod to enforce veterenship

Assertion that cm is not a good example to follow as a veteran
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 11 2009 07:50 GMT
#31
double post
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 11 2009 07:51 GMT
#32
spam
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
August 11 2009 07:54 GMT
#33
Notification of a reference sparked by former posts.

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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
wonkman
Profile Joined March 2008
United States520 Posts
August 11 2009 09:28 GMT
#34
On August 11 2009 16:22 bobalo wrote:
"be a man, don't take shit from nobody, stop being a pussy"
troll post

take the troll serious
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 11 2009 10:52 GMT
#35
Obligatory 4chan meme resulting in ban.

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Don't ban me.
觀過斯知仁矣.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 11:01:18
August 11 2009 11:00 GMT
#36
Something very vague...
+ Show Spoiler +
followed+ Show Spoiler +
by+ Show Spoiler +
a+ Show Spoiler +
very bad SC-related punchline that isn't funny enough to justify the unorthodox use of spoilers.
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
August 11 2009 11:39 GMT
#37
One liner.
aka myheronoob
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
August 11 2009 11:44 GMT
#38
comment implying that this blog is so bad it might not even belong in blogs
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
August 11 2009 11:52 GMT
#39
Flaming, Bashing the OP
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
August 11 2009 11:53 GMT
#40
Bad troll
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
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