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Definately WORST movie ever

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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
July 03 2009 23:30 GMT
#1
Last time I said it was "Surf Nazis must die" but this one definately beats EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. You cant make a movie which is worse, IMPOSSIBLE.



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SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 03 2009 23:32 GMT
#2
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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
July 03 2009 23:33 GMT
#3
hahah geisha transform :D I watched Surf Nazi very long ago and my memories of Troll 2 are fresher, so I will call it the worst movie ever made
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 03 2009 23:33 GMT
#4
...

WTF?!?! THE TRAILER LOOKS SO STUPID HAHAHHA


AHH! FRIED SHRIMP! TENGU MILK!
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
July 03 2009 23:33 GMT
#5
On July 04 2009 08:32 MYM.Testie wrote:
...


Fuck yeah, speechless! ;D
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 03 2009 23:34 GMT
#6
From the directors of Machine Girl!

I'm so watching this for the "LOL's".
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
July 03 2009 23:36 GMT
#7
there are plenty of terrible movies, although making the most terrible movie i suppose needs to be some sort of accomplishment...
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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
July 03 2009 23:38 GMT
#8
btw if you have the chance watch this one http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1992294681/
its simply mindblowingly bad
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qaswedfr25
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States212 Posts
July 03 2009 23:39 GMT
#9
Is this actually a movie?
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 03 2009 23:40 GMT
#10
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Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 23:46:03
July 03 2009 23:45 GMT
#11
On July 04 2009 08:33 disciple wrote:
hahah geisha transform :D I watched Surf Nazi very long ago and my memories of Troll 2 are fresher, so I will call it the worst movie ever made


troll 2 is hilarious!

but robo geisha probably beats it on the worst movie scale who knows
Firebathero is still the best!
gettodaroflchoppa
Profile Joined May 2009
104 Posts
July 03 2009 23:47 GMT
#12
you cannot appreciate the pure amount of skill required to create this movie, thus you hate
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
July 03 2009 23:57 GMT
#13
that was probably the longest 3:20 of my life
Verilan
Profile Joined March 2009
United States67 Posts
July 03 2009 23:59 GMT
#14
How are they going to fit all this in a movie. It's like it has everything, geisha everything that is.

And even in this day and age, I wtfed at the part where the girl was stabbed and bleeding out anally.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
July 04 2009 00:00 GMT
#15
On July 04 2009 08:47 gettodaroflchoppa wrote:
you cannot appreciate the pure amount of skill required to create this movie, thus you hate


Tengu Milk
Geisha Chainsaw
Bust Machine gun.

You're right, I couldn't make that shit up >.>
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KP_CollectoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States744 Posts
July 04 2009 00:00 GMT
#16
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s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
July 04 2009 00:00 GMT
#17
geisha transform ROFL
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Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
July 04 2009 00:04 GMT
#18
Im glad that you spend your time watching obviously horrendous movies so you can then warn me which one is actually the worst.

Now my mind is at ease that it was actually a good idea not to rent robogeisha.
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foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
July 04 2009 00:08 GMT
#19
Haha. Words can not describe this.
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Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
July 04 2009 00:09 GMT
#20
I see your troll 2 and raise you one Silent Night Deadly Night 2

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