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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 20:36:39
July 03 2009 20:32 GMT
#1
Hi, I couldn't help but laugh at how I won the following game so I thought I'd share it.

The Setup...
Map: Zodiac
Rank: D+ game
Opponent: Random Protoss host

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I spawn at the 12 o clock position.
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He spawns at the 3 o clock position.
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2gate? OH NO! T___T
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I was pondering 9pool, but then dozed off and ended up making an overlord so I just decided to 12hatch.
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He scouts me first? Wtf! Map hax... He ends up taking out my natural
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Thankfully, I put a sunken up in the main so that's as far as he goes.
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2hatch baby! I figured I'd need to get some quick tech to deal with his huge advantage.
After all, he has fucking double my supply ~_~. How can he lose this?!?!

By 2hatch lurks? ... Maybe...
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And by not paying attention. I manage to sneak a dozen speedlings past his zeals outside my base and I kill off a decent amount. I kill a bunch of probes and a few dragoons before his main army comes back to clean it up.
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Well, I may as well take my expansion now
He's still on one base hahaha.
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<333 Lurkers
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Not JUST 2hatch lurks, but 2hatch lurk + slow ovie drop...
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FTL... I swear. Fucking map hax. My upgrade finishes just as I'm about to load to 2 lurkers into the ovie by his main then he randomly comes down and kills it off??
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Finally he expands o.o
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So I take my 3rd. I love abusing terrain!
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If iloveoov were to play zerg, I would outmacro him.
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Hmmm... He's up to something...
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Better prepare my flank...
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Bitch, don't underestimate the power of sunk/spore/lurker
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Especially with a flank! Fucking owned. Where's your double supply advantage now???
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MACROOOOOOOOO

LET'S FINISH THIS!
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Quick, but painful
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M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
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lolwut?

Am I really that good? I'll take that as a compliment...
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Honestly, I'm going to aim for C this season, but I only have a high of C-...
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I think I offended him.

Funny thing is, this was my first time ever playing Zodiac. I quickly looked at the map preview for like 2 seconds before he started. I was especially proud of this win because of that, and because of the huge advantage he had in the first 5 minutes

/brag thread.

***
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
GoShox
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1837 Posts
July 03 2009 20:37 GMT
#2
Haha, I always feel bad when they ask me for highest rank, thinking I'm some really good player. I'm just like "C" and then they leave, leaving me wondering if they're going to go commit suicide or something..
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 03 2009 20:39 GMT
#3
I like pictures :D:D:D

nice game, I guess haha
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 03 2009 20:42 GMT
#4
lol I was having a really good day and I totally owned a mech-ing terran as Zerg. He asked my highest rank and I told him what it was. D rank :D he didn't believe that and started swearing at me then left.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 03 2009 20:42 GMT
#5
Before we started he was random, so i asked "race?" and he replied "asking for race is impolite"

whaaaaaaaaat. since when?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8552 Posts
July 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#6
I think he was trying to make a bad joke.
Jaedong
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#7
lol that guy double proxy gated me on othello once
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
July 03 2009 20:47 GMT
#8
lol random 9/10 or 99, then calling you impolite. So funny.
Nak Allstar.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 03 2009 20:47 GMT
#9
On July 04 2009 05:42 FreeDoM[YA] wrote:
lol I was having a really good day and I totally owned a mech-ing terran as Zerg. He asked my highest rank and I told him what it was. D rank :D he didn't believe that and started swearing at me then left.

Same here last week. I saved the replay as "fucking owned"
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 03 2009 21:01 GMT
#10
woot destroy protoss scum!

lol @ his rage quit though.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
July 03 2009 21:04 GMT
#11
iloveoov actually started as zerg iirc, I think there are some vods of his Z.
Irie
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany39 Posts
July 03 2009 21:07 GMT
#12
rofl-fucking-copter xDDD thats me in the game ^^

nice pic thread man, dont feel too flattered about "highest rank?" tho, i ask that a lot when i lose i just a clicked my army into your natural that was so fuckign fail. dont go for the map hack thing tho, i just anticipated, so give me credit for that i barely made c- last season so i guess you are just the superior player.

sorry for no gg i was fuckign pissed :D
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
July 03 2009 21:10 GMT
#13
lol nice battle report. the images make it even better :D
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 03 2009 21:11 GMT
#14
lol its okay irie. at least you didn't cuss me out or hide pylons or anything

when I made C- I didn't even play a game because I didn't want to ruin my record. I got 3042 and then stopped playing that season haha. this season I think I've improved so I think I might be able to go for C(then stop playing of course for this season ;D)
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
July 03 2009 21:11 GMT
#15
I was pondering 9pool, but then dozed off and ended up making an overlord so I just decided to 12hatch.


Happens to me alot. "I'll go bio this time! - Wait, why did i just gas -.-? i guess its time for more mech"


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Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
July 03 2009 21:21 GMT
#16
Looks like he knew how to gate 2 rush, and no idea what to do if he didn't win then.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 03 2009 21:22 GMT
#17
On July 04 2009 06:11 Alur wrote:
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I was pondering 9pool, but then dozed off and ended up making an overlord so I just decided to 12hatch.


Happens to me alot. "I'll go bio this time! - Wait, why did i just gas -.-? i guess its time for more mech"




I've lost so many games when I think its Protoss but I'm actually playing against a zerg when I'm terran, I can just never adapt
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
July 03 2009 21:53 GMT
#18
did this guy completely stop teching at core? HAHA
fuck lag
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
July 03 2009 21:55 GMT
#19
pimpest play
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
July 03 2009 22:00 GMT
#20
On July 04 2009 06:53 ZidaneTribal wrote:
did this guy completely stop teching at core? HAHA


No, look at the screens. You can see observers and spores shooting them down.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
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