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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
June 09 2009 01:44 GMT
#1
I just got a phone call from my lil cousin, probably like 5 or 6 toppers. Young enough he doesn't know how to read and shit. He was like "how do I make soldiers as zerg." I had a little double take and told him about spawning pools and ovies and everything. It was so cute I thought i'd share.

****
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
June 09 2009 01:49 GMT
#2
lol cute

cool to see a kid playing starcraft haha
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 02:02:41
June 09 2009 02:00 GMT
#3
lol "soldier" Teach him so he can become the next NONY!!!!!!!
edit: Better yet, the next Mondragon!!!!
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 09 2009 02:04 GMT
#4
what a newb
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
vincimus
Profile Joined May 2009
United States28 Posts
June 09 2009 02:13 GMT
#5
On June 09 2009 11:04 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
what a newb


lol
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 09 2009 02:18 GMT
#6
that is amazing lol
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 09 2009 02:18 GMT
#7
Awwww lol
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
June 09 2009 02:21 GMT
#8
Your cousin today:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

how do you make soldiers as zerg?


Your cousin in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 09 2009 02:24 GMT
#9
On June 09 2009 11:21 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Your cousin today:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

how do you make soldiers as zerg?


Your cousin in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I approve :D

I wonder if JD still wonders how to make soldiers as a Zerg.
Like,
"hmmm, how did I make lings again? Oh yea spawning pool."
"Crap I missed the timing."
"12 Hatch it is"
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
June 09 2009 02:57 GMT
#10
My little brother plays SC and just cheeses all day, 5pool, Zealot rush, etc.
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
June 09 2009 02:58 GMT
#11
Awesome.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
June 09 2009 02:59 GMT
#12
On June 09 2009 11:24 sArite_nite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2009 11:21 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Your cousin today:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

how do you make soldiers as zerg?


Your cousin in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I approve :D

I wonder if JD still wonders how to make soldiers as a Zerg.
Like,
"hmmm, how did I make lings again? Oh yea spawning pool."
"Crap I missed the timing."
"12 Hatch it is"


Lol... I wonder how JD/Flash/Bisu first got exposed to SC... and when they figured out they were good?

I wish they'd ask them that in their next interview... how did you first start BW?
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
June 09 2009 04:52 GMT
#13
Flash first playing SC:
OOOO THE UNITS ARE SOO COOL! I'm going to make lots and lots of them and then send them all out to fight.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 05:18:09
June 09 2009 05:17 GMT
#14
awww that's so cute

haha soldiers

i remember my first game of sc... i made all tanks thinking they were IMBA and could hit anything... only later to find out they could not hit air.... ahahaha
ggyo...
coolcrimefighter
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States378 Posts
June 09 2009 05:53 GMT
#15
I remember my first game I rushed all my workers because I had only played the first level in campaign, so I did not know there was a whole "making units" process. I thought I would get more units as I killed more stuff so I just rushed all my probes, sad to say it didnt work
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
June 09 2009 06:39 GMT
#16
RECRUIT HIM!! brain wash him about team liquid! Oh and did you teach him 5pool while you were at it?
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 09 2009 06:44 GMT
#17
On June 09 2009 15:39 Railxp wrote:
RECRUIT HIM!! brain wash him about team liquid! Oh and did you teach him 5pool while you were at it?


^^^

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95012

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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
June 09 2009 08:10 GMT
#18
Yeah, one time last summer when I was at home and my 6 year old cousins (twins) were over, I played through the first couple of campaign missions with them. Didn't really want to go much farther than that, as they really couldn't play it by themselves anyways, plus the campaign isn't geared towards 6 year olds so yeah.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
June 09 2009 08:13 GMT
#19
is your cousin BaBy?
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