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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 07 2009 21:54 GMT
#1
man, FUCK POKER. I can't even convey how much bullshit my life is right now. There are just so many factors that have come together to screw me in the perfect ways to make my situation a steaming pile of shit. I admit, I have made many mistakes. But I KNOW I PLAY WELL and i still just RUN SO BAD FOR SO LONG, CHRIST. I can't do this shit anymore. I need another way to make money. But I don't know how. I need to come up with something.

I'm telling you guys, you have no idea the shit I have gone through the last few years. I don't understand why I can't just FUCKING WIN FOR A WHILE GOD DAMNIT. EVERY FUCKING DAY. HONESTLY.

I would trade this shit in for an honest job with a wage slightly above the poverty line in a heartbeat. If there is a god I am convinced he must love me a lot, sexually. And he must have a huge cock.


GOD DAMNIT FUCK FUCKING CHRIST

*
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20173 Posts
April 07 2009 21:56 GMT
#2
selling drugs is more +EV
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
April 07 2009 21:57 GMT
#3
depends on how much you gonna make?
hoorah
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 07 2009 21:59 GMT
#4
details~
Nak Allstar.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
April 07 2009 21:59 GMT
#5
--- Nuked ---
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 22:01:45
April 07 2009 21:59 GMT
#6
currently im growing magic mushrooms in my closet, i'll get bout 800-1000g fresh cubensis, or 80-100grams dry. which sells for bout 10bux a gram on the street, all the equipment n shipping for that cost me 90bux.

so ill make bout 6-800bux depending on how much i eat
hello there
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
April 07 2009 22:02 GMT
#7
On April 08 2009 06:59 MarklarMarklar wrote:
currently im growing magic mushrooms in my closet, i'll get bout 800-1000g fresh cubensis, or 80-100grams dry. which sells for bout 10bux a gram on the street, all the equipment n shipping for that cost me 90bux.

so ill make bout 6-800bux depending on how much i eat

wouldn't it be better not to post that on internet.
pew pew
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
April 07 2009 22:05 GMT
#8
dont worry, im a cop irl
hello there
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 07 2009 22:06 GMT
#9
er... get a job?

try the MTA ^^
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/nyregion/21lirr.html?_r=4&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
ggyo...
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
April 07 2009 22:11 GMT
#10
On April 08 2009 06:59 dronebabo wrote:
yeah whatever cool story bro

lol
but seriously, how come you suddenly stopped winning ~.^
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
April 07 2009 22:11 GMT
#11
On April 08 2009 07:05 MarklarMarklar wrote:
dont worry, im a cop irl


HAHAHAHAHA, I knew it, damn corrupt pigs!
u gotta sk8
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
April 07 2009 22:13 GMT
#12
apply for a job at pokerstrategy.com
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 07 2009 22:19 GMT
#13
I thought every one always wins in poker, always?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
April 07 2009 22:19 GMT
#14
go read "the four hour workweek"

good book
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 22:21:05
April 07 2009 22:20 GMT
#15
On April 08 2009 06:54 travis wrote:
But I KNOW I PLAY WELL and i still just RUN SO BAD FOR SO LONG, CHRIST.


Have you considered that maybe you don't actually play well? ^^

JK, JK, don't kill.

Take a break and go back to it later, stop getting so emotional, it'll just screw you more.
TranslatorBaa!
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 07 2009 22:21 GMT
#16
On April 08 2009 06:59 MarklarMarklar wrote:
currently im growing magic mushrooms in my closet, i'll get bout 800-1000g fresh cubensis, or 80-100grams dry. which sells for bout 10bux a gram on the street, all the equipment n shipping for that cost me 90bux.

so ill make bout 6-800bux depending on how much i eat

thats pricy. Where I live it costs $5 a gram or $15 for 3.5. (Canadian dollars)

I suggest selling drugs. Do is intelligently and dont get involved with the wrong people. Dont sell to random people, and make sure not to do to much yourself. Good money for little work.
stk01001
Profile Joined September 2007
United States786 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 22:26:30
April 07 2009 22:21 GMT
#17
um and what exactly is stopping you from getting a real job?? are you being forced to play poker as a living? kind of hard to feel sorry for you since you chose to play poker as a living instead of pursuing a more stable/reliable job... it's actually pretty irresponsible.. this is what happens when people think they can just gamble for a living.. very few people are actually successful at it.
a.k.a reLapSe ---
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 07 2009 22:28 GMT
#18
[image loading]


Unfortunately, if you're a goldfish and you see yourself as a shark, it might be a bad thing.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
April 07 2009 22:31 GMT
#19
fuck poker seriously. consider going back to school as one of your options .
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 07 2009 22:39 GMT
#20
On April 08 2009 07:21 stk01001 wrote:
um and what exactly is stopping you from getting a real job?? are you being forced to play poker as a living? kind of hard to feel sorry for you since you chose to play poker as a living instead of pursuing a more stable/reliable job... it's actually pretty irresponsible.. this is what happens when people think they can just gamble for a living.. very few people are actually successful at it.

basically this. shitty situation OP but unless you have a good reason for being put in that situation I don't have all the much sympathy.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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