man, FUCK POKER. I can't even convey how much bullshit my life is right now. There are just so many factors that have come together to screw me in the perfect ways to make my situation a steaming pile of shit. I admit, I have made many mistakes. But I KNOW I PLAY WELL and i still just RUN SO BAD FOR SO LONG, CHRIST. I can't do this shit anymore. I need another way to make money. But I don't know how. I need to come up with something.

I'm telling you guys, you have no idea the shit I have gone through the last few years. I don't understand why I can't just FUCKING WIN FOR A WHILE GOD DAMNIT. EVERY FUCKING DAY. HONESTLY.

I would trade this shit in for an honest job with a wage slightly above the poverty line in a heartbeat. If there is a god I am convinced he must love me a lot, sexually. And he must have a huge cock.

GOD DAMNIT FUCK FUCKING CHRIST

decafchicken

United States20168 Posts

April 07 2009 21:56 GMT

selling drugs is more +EV

stanley_

United States816 Posts

April 07 2009 21:57 GMT

depends on how much you gonna make?

MiniRoman

Canada3953 Posts

April 07 2009 21:59 GMT

details~

dronebabo

10866 Posts

April 07 2009 21:59 GMT

--- Nuked ---

MarklarMarklar

Fiji1823 Posts

April 07 2009 21:59 GMT

currently im growing magic mushrooms in my closet, i'll get bout 800-1000g fresh cubensis, or 80-100grams dry. which sells for bout 10bux a gram on the street, all the equipment n shipping for that cost me 90bux.

so ill make bout 6-800bux depending on how much i eat

lesser_good

Canada698 Posts

April 07 2009 22:02 GMT

On April 08 2009 06:59 MarklarMarklar wrote:
currently im growing magic mushrooms in my closet, i'll get bout 800-1000g fresh cubensis, or 80-100grams dry. which sells for bout 10bux a gram on the street, all the equipment n shipping for that cost me 90bux.

so ill make bout 6-800bux depending on how much i eat

wouldn't it be better not to post that on internet.

MarklarMarklar

Fiji1823 Posts

April 07 2009 22:05 GMT

dont worry, im a cop irl

R3condite

Korea (South)1541 Posts

April 07 2009 22:06 GMT

er... get a job?

try the MTA ^^
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/nyregion/21lirr.html?_r=4&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

Itachii

Poland12466 Posts

April 07 2009 22:11 GMT

#10

On April 08 2009 06:59 dronebabo wrote:
yeah whatever cool story bro

lol
but seriously, how come you suddenly stopped winning ~.^

nataziel

Australia1455 Posts

April 07 2009 22:11 GMT

#11

On April 08 2009 07:05 MarklarMarklar wrote:
dont worry, im a cop irl

HAHAHAHAHA, I knew it, damn corrupt pigs!

Ghardo

Germany1685 Posts

April 07 2009 22:13 GMT

#12

apply for a job at pokerstrategy.com

BuGzlToOnl

United States5918 Posts

April 07 2009 22:19 GMT

#13

I thought every one always wins in poker, always?

Day[9]

United States7366 Posts

April 07 2009 22:19 GMT

#14

go read "the four hour workweek"

good book

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21245 Posts

April 07 2009 22:20 GMT

#15

On April 08 2009 06:54 travis wrote:
But I KNOW I PLAY WELL and i still just RUN SO BAD FOR SO LONG, CHRIST.

Have you considered that maybe you don't actually play well? ^^

JK, JK, don't kill.

Take a break and go back to it later, stop getting so emotional, it'll just screw you more.

Mastermind

Canada7096 Posts

April 07 2009 22:21 GMT

#16

thats pricy. Where I live it costs $5 a gram or $15 for 3.5. (Canadian dollars)

I suggest selling drugs. Do is intelligently and dont get involved with the wrong people. Dont sell to random people, and make sure not to do to much yourself. Good money for little work.

stk01001

United States786 Posts

April 07 2009 22:21 GMT

#17

um and what exactly is stopping you from getting a real job?? are you being forced to play poker as a living? kind of hard to feel sorry for you since you chose to play poker as a living instead of pursuing a more stable/reliable job... it's actually pretty irresponsible.. this is what happens when people think they can just gamble for a living.. very few people are actually successful at it.

Chef

10810 Posts

April 07 2009 22:28 GMT

#18

Unfortunately, if you're a goldfish and you see yourself as a shark, it might be a bad thing.

geometryb

United States1249 Posts

April 07 2009 22:31 GMT

#19

fuck poker seriously. consider going back to school as one of your options

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

April 07 2009 22:39 GMT

#20

On April 08 2009 07:21 stk01001 wrote:
um and what exactly is stopping you from getting a real job?? are you being forced to play poker as a living? kind of hard to feel sorry for you since you chose to play poker as a living instead of pursuing a more stable/reliable job... it's actually pretty irresponsible.. this is what happens when people think they can just gamble for a living.. very few people are actually successful at it.

basically this. shitty situation OP but unless you have a good reason for being put in that situation I don't have all the much sympathy.