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Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
January 18 2009 19:19 GMT
#1
Let's say you had a zergling. The zergling had 3-3 upgrades and had speed/adrenaline. It is on a leash and it will obey whatever you want it to do for a piece of Hershey's chocolate. What would you want it to do?


+ Show Spoiler +
I want my zergling to kill the people who piss me off. The zergling will warp through my computer screen and into the other person's computer O_o talk about insanity+no one can die on the internet


*
FrozenPulse
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada18 Posts
January 18 2009 19:22 GMT
#2
I want it to destroy every single copy of WoW on the world.
-FP
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
January 18 2009 19:24 GMT
#3
I'd rob a Hershey's factory and ride it into the sunset.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 19:32:00
January 18 2009 19:25 GMT
#4
I would make it do my homework.

HAHA ITACHII LOL

You raped this thread.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 19:29:45
January 18 2009 19:29 GMT
#5
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La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
January 18 2009 19:30 GMT
#6
I would have it kill my enemies and then just anyone who pissed me off.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
January 18 2009 19:36 GMT
#7
hmmm... could i trade it for a lurker?

I feel like pwning noobs
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
January 18 2009 19:37 GMT
#8
You can have a lurker with 0 carapace and hit by a storm ^^
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
January 18 2009 19:40 GMT
#9
My answer varies a lot depending on what upgrades it has.

If it had 3-3 upgrades and adrenaline, then I'd be much more likely to use it for attacking people IRL.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
January 18 2009 19:40 GMT
#10
Can I have a medic instead of a ling?
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
January 18 2009 19:44 GMT
#11
On January 19 2009 04:40 barth wrote:
Can I have a medic instead of a ling?


what if someones ling starts hitting your medic?
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
January 18 2009 19:48 GMT
#12
On January 19 2009 04:40 barth wrote:
Can I have a medic instead of a ling?

ok fine medics and lurkers allowed. Medics have all powers. Lurkers are full health
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
January 18 2009 19:52 GMT
#13
civilian have 40 hp are neutral and cannot attack, that seem so fair -.-.
Yes.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 18 2009 19:53 GMT
#14
Id use the medic to sexually satisfy me.

Constantly.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
January 18 2009 20:00 GMT
#15
i want a medic and a lurker. lurker for defense and medic for sex
moshi moshi~
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11565 Posts
January 18 2009 20:01 GMT
#16
could i trade it for a battlecruiser?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
January 18 2009 20:09 GMT
#17
Maybe a ghost so I could nuke this whole thread.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 18 2009 20:13 GMT
#18
On January 19 2009 05:09 micronesia wrote:
Maybe a ghost so I could nuke this whole thread.

For that you need a nuclear silo though. Good luck finding one of those IRL.

An SCV would be best if you could find those damned minerals...
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 20:13:40
January 18 2009 20:13 GMT
#19
On January 19 2009 04:48 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2009 04:40 barth wrote:
Can I have a medic instead of a ling?

ok fine medics and lurkers allowed. Medics have all powers. Lurkers are full health

On January 19 2009 04:53 arb wrote:
Id use the medic to sexually satisfy me.

Constantly.

On January 19 2009 05:00 KingofHearts wrote:
i want a medic and a lurker. lurker for defense and medic for sex

Seriously Race, how did you NOT see this coming?
Moderator
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 18 2009 20:17 GMT
#20
On January 19 2009 05:01 FragKrag wrote:
could i trade it for a battlecruiser?

I want an arbiter.

Then instead of walking to class I could just wake up 2 minutes before class starts, grab a drink get dressed and recall to class.

In fact I could just recall all the time. Going home for the holidays? Recall. GSL Finals in Korea? Recall. Grocery shopping? Recall. Bored in class? Recall. Gonna GKITB? Recall. Awkward silence? Recall. Girl bitching at me? Stasis.

I just hope no one EMPs my arbiter.
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