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School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

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MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
July 12 2008 20:25 GMT
#1
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/06/25/school_locked_down_after_ninja_sighted_in_woods/

Oh noes the ninjas are coming. Hide the children.

LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
July 12 2008 20:33 GMT
#2
LOL.
..
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 12 2008 20:43 GMT
#3
OMFG NINJA ATTACK! lOCK DOWN, IF YOU"RE IN THE BATHROOM STAND ON TOP OF THE TOILET< AND PUT YOUR LEG IN THE HOLE.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 12 2008 20:45 GMT
#4
wtf, rofl

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.


hahaha
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Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
July 12 2008 20:53 GMT
#5
...
EGLzGaMeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1867 Posts
July 12 2008 21:30 GMT
#6
HAHA... WHAT??!!? so.. funny lol
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 12 2008 21:32 GMT
#7
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Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
July 12 2008 21:54 GMT
#8
LMAO

what the fuck..
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
July 12 2008 22:26 GMT
#9
On July 13 2008 05:45 Wizard wrote:
wtf, rofl

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.


hahaha

LOL wow..
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Leunal
Profile Joined February 2008
United States127 Posts
July 13 2008 00:01 GMT
#10
I'm embarrassed it's in New Jersey -.-
oh dee
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 13 2008 01:33 GMT
#11
LOL

holy shit lol...
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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 13 2008 02:23 GMT
#12
They shoulda known it wasn't an ninja, or they woulda been dead before sounding the alarm.
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uriel-
Profile Joined August 2007
Singapore1867 Posts
July 13 2008 05:15 GMT
#13
after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods



No one discovered the critical loophole
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 13 2008 06:20 GMT
#14
On July 13 2008 14:15 uriel- wrote:
Show nested quote +
after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods



No one discovered the critical loophole


LOL!!

I like how they added in "running through the woods" to make it sound credible. If it was just a ninja i would have called bs.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
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Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
July 13 2008 13:31 GMT
#15
LOL

Best news story ever. I should print this out and put it on my wall...
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
July 13 2008 15:38 GMT
#16
haha how does that even qualify as news
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