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Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
May 13 2008 22:34 GMT
#1
For those of you who have been who have read my blogs and wonder to yourself, " Gee, I wonder if Titusmaster6 has gotten a new comp yet."

The answer is YES!!!!

That's right, after 5 months and 11 days, I have a new computer. After 5 months of no porn, I can now watch porn. After 5 months of no Broodwar, I am now back.

This is a great day in my life. Since I'm close to my 1000th post, I would also like to take this time to thank TL.net. I only discovered this site last June so I'm both a newb and noob. But during my visit to this great community, I have learned not only so much about SC, but about other stuff as well. There are a lot of intelligent people on TL whose posts have really educated me. I only wish I could write more meaningful posts and help others whenever I can.

Enough pussy talk. Basically, thanks to the staff, thanks to people who make me laugh, thanks for the photos, news, and interviews, and vods. You guys are great.

Off to my first comp stomp...

****
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Lobotomy
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States300 Posts
May 13 2008 22:39 GMT
#2
After 5 months of no porn


Computer won't be the only thing you're stompin'.

:O!
AKA Kayce on SC2/TechniKal on League
NathanSC
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States620 Posts
May 13 2008 22:40 GMT
#3
Oh, congratulations on getting a new computer. Hope it serves you well for all your SC / porn needs.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 13 2008 22:45 GMT
#4
Did you get a new computer because your old one had too much virus from porn? If so, refrain from it or at least clean your ocmputer out. But happy gaming!
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
May 13 2008 23:25 GMT
#5
no more worries about virus from porn. youporn.com gogogo!
SNSD fan
asel
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Germany1602 Posts
May 13 2008 23:34 GMT
#6
now, your are a man
eSTRO for life | #3 Sea.Really fan! | GGoliath! | aeterna societas honoris | cbta~ | Flash makes Terran look like Toss | aka RevaL
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 13 2008 23:56 GMT
#7
http://fantasti.cc/ [nsfw]

FROLIC MY CHILD
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-14 00:40:00
May 14 2008 00:34 GMT
#8
awesome. now get your ass on bnet

On May 14 2008 08:25 CapO wrote:
no more worries about virus from porn. youporn.com gogogo!


that site is garbage

On May 14 2008 07:39 Lobotomy wrote:
Show nested quote +
After 5 months of no porn


Computer won't be the only thing you're stompin'.

:O!


oo man I <3'ed snatch. Your quote is missing the funniest part though, "but we have sandy beaches"

"So, who gives a fuck."
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
May 14 2008 00:41 GMT
#9
I can understand no SC for 5 months (punch me later)... but 5 MONTHS WITH NO PORN? Unbelievable.

And guys, enough with those crappy sites:

+ Show Spoiler +
myfreepaysite.com (just register, you can thank me 20mins later
Lobotomy
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States300 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-14 03:21:47
May 14 2008 03:19 GMT
#10
Man, that was the most I could fit EpiK. Wish I could just quote that whole movie.

" Yew lak dagz? "

" What? "

" Dagz, yew lak dagz? "
AKA Kayce on SC2/TechniKal on League
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 14 2008 10:38 GMT
#11
On May 14 2008 08:56 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
http://fantasti.cc/ [nsfw]

FROLIC MY CHILD


HOLY SHIT! I just saw heaven.
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