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Estonia773 Posts
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Capitanoano
Italy42 Posts
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kogeT
Poland2023 Posts
1. Meta-Madness Top Rankers: The GOAT ranking that dives deep into absurdity. It’s the one that lists goats for their skills in ranking other goats, goats who might rank goats who rank other goats. It’s like ranking Inception. 2. Pun Potential Top Rankers: The ranking that goes all-in on goat puns—“Greatest Of All Time Goats Who Graze Gleefully” or “Baa-dass Rankings of Horned Heroes.” 3. Subjectivity Sweet Spot Top Rankers: The GOAT ranking that sparks the most debates—where fans of different goat breeds argue passionately, despite the inherent silliness. 4. Visual Vibes Top Rankers: The most aesthetically pleasing ranking—full of adorable goat photos, infographics of goats in various poses, or even a ranking where the goats are illustrated in superhero costumes. 5. Ridiculous Rigor Top Rankers: The GOAT ranking that takes itself too seriously—complete with statistical analysis, pie charts, and goat-related algorithms. 6. Eccentricity Edge Top Rankers: The one that ranks goats based on completely bizarre and irrelevant criteria, like “Most Likely to Win a Staring Contest” or “Best Goat for Stealth Missions.” 7. Length and Ludicrousness Top Rankers: The ranking that includes the most goats for the most niche categories, like “Best Goatee on a Goat” or “Most Spirited Goat in a Non-Competitive Environment.” 8. Cheese Correlation Top Rankers: The ranking that somehow ties back every goat ranking to the quality of cheese they can produce (or the quality of cheese-related jokes). 9. Surprise Simplicity Top Rankers: The ranking that, despite being about something as ridiculous as goats, manages to be so simple and elegant that it could almost pass as serious work. 10. Infinite Loop of GOAT-ness Top Rankers: The ranking that, by the end of it, ranks itself as the greatest of all time and then goes on to rank the ranking that ranked it. | ||
Kraekkling
Romania361 Posts
since we're not expecting any balance patches soon, the only way to balance out the goats is to make changes to the terrain | ||
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