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Minely
Profile Blog Joined December 2022
12 Posts
March 17 2023 11:42 GMT
#1
Picture this guy at Lugano's train station's exchange office asking me whether I'll take 200 euro bills. I have no clue, have lived in a bubble for the last year++ regarding money other than swiss francs, and he just asks me if I take them, visibly changing his mood for the merrier upon my unsuspecting affirmative answer. What a fucking philosophical cripple. Does the world need more of his kind?

I refrain from making up my mind about it, even as I wander around Utrecht's train station, after having tried to buy myself a pair of sox to come to grips with my hypothermic physical and mental state, having gotten wide-eye-quasi-LOLed at when the vendor lady saw me flashing not one but 3. She instructed me to ask a guy at the other end for money activation via change into smaller bills, because nobody outside Italy supposedly takes them, so I did, and got 2 hundos changed into 4 fitties, as he let fly a condescending "let's help each other out", because I should be glad that he changed even just one bill without asking for a fee, apparently. Why is there nobody talking about this?

Thought I was gonna get to see the Teamliquid's / Alienware Training Facility's interior, even went around in the cold to ring the bell but no dice. Wanted to buy a bunch of weed in Amsterdam but the plane I thought was gonna fly directly from Paris to Papeete was gonna fly through San Francisco, instead, later that day, and I was to be told that I needed a visa or visa waiver to be able to take the trip. Now, I knew about the whole 'can't get a visa-waiver because even though I'm a Hungarian citizen, I wasn't born in Hungary' ordeal, since my visit to the United States of Northamerican embassy in Bern, but somehow, courtesy of my suboptimal state (no doubt), as hinted at I got mindtricked into thinking that that's not going to be a problem anymore; since it was gonna be a direct flight.

So, without any time to get weed I get into the train to Paris, which, for some reason, didn't get cancelled on account of strikes, even though every Ter train leaving from Basel did --the reason for having taken a fairly clutch deal for a 40-euro nighttrain to Amsterdam instead of freezing to death. In the train to Paris, 140 euros lighter, I spend the journey in-between compartments' sitting areas, but at least I managed to pay with one of the non-grata bills.

At the Orly airport, now, it's raining and I don't know what to fucking do so I buy the ticket to for Reunion, managing to lose the last non-grata bill, and get in the plane. Cost me 1000 francs to arrive where I wasn't intending to get to, absolutely fuck-all drugs involved. I wish I had bought some weed, the security check was lackluster and there's just one exchange office offering to give me 89 euros for 100 francs, of which I still have 1750 made carrying heavy, old, dusty, moldy furniture up and down stairs together with psychopaths at EMMAUS, for less than 1/6 of the money people working at welfare organizations make for telling me to sweep and mop the floor and clean the toilets in exchange for some food and hygiene.

Anyway, do you happen to be a swiss person in Reunion who might be willing to offer me a less unfair exchange rate, bound to require francs anyway, once you return? Or how about some aid in my endeavor to earn some euros..

*
Carmine-Lee Boscioli
Nirli
Profile Joined February 2023
Bulgaria22 Posts
Last Edited: 2023-03-17 15:57:23
March 17 2023 15:56 GMT
#2
Man, the Blog section of TL has always been wild, but in the last year it's really been taken over by people who don't take their medication.
Minely
Profile Blog Joined December 2022
12 Posts
5 hours ago
#3


I prefer funny or otherwise worthwhile advertisements, Nirli. Stop rating my blog; thanks.
Carmine-Lee Boscioli
hwjdts224
Profile Joined November 2022
8 Posts
5 hours ago
#4
please get some help, you really seem to need it
ElToroGummiesForED
Profile Joined March 2023
1 Post
Last Edited: 2023-03-20 07:51:57
5 hours ago
#5
Bot edit.

User was banned for this post.
Minely
Profile Blog Joined December 2022
12 Posts
4 hours ago
#6
I should help you with your username situation, young bot. Maybe you can find it within your circuitry to read and understand my blog, so that it may become apparent how it is a way of opening myself up for the eventuality of being helped. Until then, here are some cool-sounding ones + short description what they reference:

pwrSPiKEsrfr - Day[9] Daily: get ahead => get more ahead.
subzerolatency - timetravel
flowrion - noirwolf
iNFRaReDaRCHoN
uLTRaVioLe(N)TeMPLaR
EZsense(i) / EZsensesicle - easy sense translates to Leichtsinn in german, which means carelessness. The way an icicle that has formed on a mountainous protuberance over a street can become a danger when it gets warm again and it might fall on someone (had one fall a couple of steps away from me), recklessness can stack into a hazard.
ZooNooSe - a zoonosis is when an endemic sickness breaks out a pathogen transcends its animal hosting into human susceptibility. There's multiple ways how that can result in a noose, not just the pathogen's contribution to danger to people's health, but also supposed anti- measures.
SubaruJustyBodyKiTyerael'sMight
....

Carmine-Lee Boscioli
Minely
Profile Blog Joined December 2022
12 Posts
3 hours ago
#7
+ Show Spoiler [PaRaSiGHT3D / PeRiSiGHT3D / SCoP3D] +
Stereoscopic 3D is dope, especially without brightness/contrast, resolution or frameloss. Mirrors can be used to that effect, like in periscopes. Combined with the queen's ability to supply the swarm with vision of the affected unit, the resulting username makes for an adequate cue for constructive meditation.

+ Show Spoiler [TWiNTeLLiGeNT] +
Scientific experiments with twins as research subjects can result and has resulted in high levels of understanding, the potential use of which one should aspire to.

+ Show Spoiler [aiZeNTiCiNo / aRCTiCiNo] +
Ticino is the canton in Switzerland that has Italian as its official language. Aizen Sousuke was the first major arc villain in Bleach, the manga/anime, part of the Gotei 13 of which 12 were taichos, meaning captains.

+ Show Spoiler [FeeDBaQuiLuPo] +
A username apt to serve a mementoic purpose, for tat he time when gas stations were showing 1.87 to be the price for Euro 95 on their boards (Halloween), the wolf with the designation M187 was to be controversially put down due to having fed on swiss livestock.

+ Show Spoiler [Bankus Knees] +
A PC-bang called Cyborg Area, located on Paul Cneazu street, in Timisoara, was the place where one could play multiplayer starcraft:broodwar with enthused gamers; quasi "get made" by the starcraft mafia. The management decided to make tessera with pictures of Battlecruisers and Aiur on the back, and one might have misplaced money out of ones' father's wallet in order to procure the article which gave one 10 hours of play/internet time. HBO Europe's Hackerville featured the location in one of its scenes, now become a hair salon, and also the currently active PC-bag called loolish, a name reminiscent of the GTA/Manhunt gang looneys. Bankus Knees makes for an excellent name for a member of the Loonies, or perhaps a pseudonym/username to write on online forums and blogs under --for someone whose real name is Markus Banks (Banc Marcus)
Carmine-Lee Boscioli
Minely
Profile Blog Joined December 2022
12 Posts
2 hours ago
#8
+ Show Spoiler [PLeiaDeZaiBaTSuBaRu] +
Subaru BRZ-Type with glowing pleiades centering a starmap bodypaint in a GTA2 movie

+ Show Spoiler [BiGNaSXo] +
While walking from the vallemaggian town called Bignasco up-mountain towards the Madonna del Monte on December 27th, at ten seconds to 10 PM a meteorite could be seen glowing neon green, causing daylight-tier brightness as it disintegrated into fragments. Here, Mike 'Checkered' Schwarz, ex-leader and founder of checkered-shirt gang (until someone, rumor has it Simona from Casa Martini unconsensually relieved him of his checkered boxershorts) regularly bumped into Francesca --co-founder of thermos gang (twas with thermos-in-hand that they met for the first time)-- to unilaterally exchange coincidence anecdotes (1 for every time they met & 1 for every day they haven't). Casa Martini's young cook, who looked like he might have been the twin of the the person whose account and money got Vivax a TL+ gift (and who roleplayed GTA San Andreas on a site called Blackgun => noir), and who had piercings and a gemini tattoo (even though the sun was probably optically speaking as seen from earth whiling in the constellation cancer at the time of his birth, instead), wore a Lil Nas X shirt more often than not.

+ Show Spoiler [FoTZBLiTZ] +
Perfect for method-posting in a surprise-exclamatory manner.

+ Show Spoiler [DuBSTePSPaRRoW] +
They can make dubstep-wobble-like sounds

+ Show Spoiler [RuDaLFaeL] +
Imperius got nothing on this cool name for an archangel.

+ Show Spoiler [Hex6°TRoLL] +
References mafiascum.net's trolling support group thread, Trollaholics Anonymous https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10029236 and https://tl.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=27766917

+ Show Spoiler [aNNeTHeReaL] +
Will the real Anne/Andariel..

On March 20 2023 17:19 Minely wrote:
subzerolatency - timetravel
...
EZsense(i) / EZsensesicle - easy sense translates to Leichtsinn in german, which means carelessness. The way an icicle that has formed on a mountainous protuberance over a street can become a danger when it gets warm again and it might fall on someone (had one fall a couple of steps away from me), recklessness can stack into a hazard.
Alternative spellings: SuB7eRoCooLaTeNCy, EZsenseC[KaL]

On March 20 2023 18:25 Minely wrote:+ Show Spoiler [aiZeNTiCiNo / aRCTiCiNo] +
Ticino is the canton in Switzerland that has Italian as its official language. Aizen Sousuke was the first major arc villain in Bleach, the manga/anime, part of the Gotei 13 of which 12 were taichos, meaning captains.
.. teaching artificial/augmented intelligence innocence for a living.
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