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Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
Last Edited: 2022-07-15 03:59:45
July 15 2022 03:57 GMT
#1
Today on my morning walk, I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. Across the street, a chicken came strutting down a driveway, moving at a fast clip. Suddenly, it came to a stop, stood tall with its feet wide and its chest out, and stared me straight in the eyes. It took a giant shit, then strolled casually away. Godspeed, you superior creature.



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duongsoikeo
Profile Joined July 2022
1 Post
July 15 2022 07:12 GMT
#2
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DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4442 Posts
July 15 2022 13:47 GMT
#3
It came, it saw, it left its mark
Sucker for nostalgia
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
July 15 2022 20:30 GMT
#4
On July 15 2022 22:47 DropBear wrote:
It came, it saw, it left its mark


Gives a new meaning to Chicken Caesar salad.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22426 Posts
July 17 2022 20:22 GMT
#5
The chicken was obviously a messenger from a higher power.
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
July 17 2022 20:35 GMT
#6
On July 18 2022 05:22 Vivax wrote:
The chicken was obviously a messenger from a higher power.


Yup it's a clear good omen.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22426 Posts
July 17 2022 21:51 GMT
#7
On July 18 2022 05:35 Starlightsun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2022 05:22 Vivax wrote:
The chicken was obviously a messenger from a higher power.


Yup it's a clear good omen.


Maybe you should have grabbed the sacred chickenshit and enshrined it somewhere in the garden, or on the balcony.
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
July 17 2022 21:59 GMT
#8
On July 18 2022 06:51 Vivax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2022 05:35 Starlightsun wrote:
On July 18 2022 05:22 Vivax wrote:
The chicken was obviously a messenger from a higher power.


Yup it's a clear good omen.


Maybe you should have grabbed the sacred chickenshit and enshrined it somewhere in the garden, or on the balcony.


Next time I will if I am so lucky.
Schelim
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Austria11528 Posts
July 19 2022 18:29 GMT
#9
On July 16 2022 05:30 Starlightsun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2022 22:47 DropBear wrote:
It came, it saw, it left its mark


Gives a new meaning to Chicken Caesar salad.

okay that was pretty good
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